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Like I always say I was born in the wrong generation (I was meant to be a loving mother traveling with my tribe before the colonizers came) but also like… we have spiderman?? What would I do without spiderman?..
i love them sm your honor
❛ pet names ❜ — miguel o’hara, hobie brown.
synopsis. pet names that miguel and hobie have for you.
tags. headcanon | SFW | gn!reader
content warning. none.
a/n. inspired by my post about the pet names the om! brothers have for mc.
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— 𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐄𝐋
꒰ mi vida. ꒱
“c’mon, mi vida, we’re going to bed...”
Mi vida translates to “my life.” Miguel likes this pet name because he wants to make you feel as special as you make him feel. You’re not just his love, you’re his life, his rock — his reason for being. After losing his daughter he had given up on family, but after he met you, his world view shifted and you gave him a new perspective. Since meeting you he’s lightened up and learned to laugh again. You brought him back from the grave he’d dug himself, gave him a new life, and he makes sure to let you know as often as he can just how much he appreciates it.
— 𝐇𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐄
꒰ sweetie. ꒱
“hey, sweetie, whaddya say to some alone time?”
Hobie likes being on the nose about his affections. And what better way is there than exclusively calling you sweetie in lieu of your name? He loves it when other people take notice when he uses his chosen pet name. Hobie dotes on your whenever he can and loves sprinkling kisses all over your face. He’s quick to tell people just how amazing his sweetie is.
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© moodyhaaze | 09•02•23 — do not repost, modify, plagiarize, or translate my writings. likes + reblogs appreciated.
I just wanted to draw him, He's cool.
Gayatri: This is my boyfriend Pavitr and this is his boyfriend Hobie.
Hobie! ❤️💙🕸
And a little Spider Ham warmup 🐷🕸
Hobie I love you
You texted him but he usually never responds back after you say that. Is he losing feelings? Does he not care for you anymore? Was it like he forgot about your existence the minute you guys stop talking. You couldn't get these thoughts out of your head. Hobie was always busy fighting so you barely could find him or he would come back home. Miguel makes him work his ass off so you hated him for that.You understand that he's not always there but you sometimes want him to be. You hear someone downstairs and surprise surprise. It was Hobie Brown. You we're about to greet him before he walked away. Was he not happy to see you or something? It was 3 days ever since he came back home. But it was somewhere around 3 in the morning. As he walked into the kitchen you we're left looking stuck at him.Something is wrong with him. So you walked in the kitchen after him. Calling his name. You spoke in a soft and sweet tone. Like sweet honey! He looks at you tired as you notice his under eye darkening the last time you saw him. He got no sleep. You walk towards him kissing him softly yet passionately as he quickly returns it. His hands quickly grabbing your hips and pushing you against him holding onto you as you broke the kiss and smile at him softly. He continues to hold you against him. Not wanting to let go anytime soon. He starts noticing you slowly dozing off into his chest. He kisses you're forehead and takes you upstairs slowly and gently placing you on your bed with him still holding you never letting you go. He smiles to you as he also drifts off to his deep slumber.
Luv ya too... Now get some rest.. You need it..
Should I finish this. 🧍🏾♀️
My Love (Adorn You)
Pairing: Hobie Brown x Reader/ Spider-Punk x Reader
Word Count: 1k
Tags: Cursing, sleepy times, clingy hobie, touchy hobie, no physical description of reader, can be read as any gender for reader (just cuddly feel good times), title based off of Adorn by Miguel (wrote this listening to it, ngl)
Summary: It's been a while since you've gotten a whole weekend off and Hobie's particularly clingy this morning. Also, screw your job.
A/N: Credit to @mushroom-graphics-allotment for the lovely banners! My shorter second piece for the 1st week of Octobie!!! I'm having a blast coming up with more one-shots @the-kr8tor 💕
Light from the rising sun gently peeks through the curtains and spills into the bedroom, hitting your face and stirring you awake. You slowly blink away the sleep from your eyes, eyelashes fluttering as you stir ever slightly in your boyfriend's arms. Hobie's soft snores slowly cease, eyebrows furrowing and eyes cracking open ever so slightly. He looks at you before glancing at the alarm clock on the nightstand beside him, grumbling and pulling you closer to him once he sees the time.
“Too early… Sleep more, lovie,” he mumbles softly, breath tickling the shell of your ear. You let out a sleepy hum as you bring up a hand to softly scratch at the coarse hair just above the nape of his neck. Hobie lets out a pleased, sleepy sounding purr before burying his face into your neck, one of his hands splayed over your back while the other gently grips your hip. He pulls you closer against his frame as he drifts back off to sleep, the warmth you radiate welcoming on this chilly morning.
You almost let the peacefulness of it all lull you back to sleep, until the sudden thought of your job makes you sit up abruptly. Hobie groans when you do, hands trying to pull you back down to his embrace.
“No, Hobes. Gotta get to work,” You say with a tired sigh. Hobie sits up and wraps his arms around your waist, face tucked into your shoulder. His lips press sleepy kisses along your skin as he tugs you closer.
“It's Saturday, baby. You're off, remember?” Your boyfriend's quiet mumbles make you lean against him, silently thanking whatever entity is out there that you're off. You weren't sure you'd even be able to make it in today anyways, with how exhausted you feel. You allow Hobie to pull you back down onto the bed, burying your face into his chest as you two bask in the warmth of one another. Sleep welcomes you both with open arms, the two of you not stirring awake again until it's almost noon.
When you do wake up again, you try to get up from the bed, eager to start on the plethora of chores that you know are waiting for you. Your boyfriend seems to have other plans, however. With a disapproving sound, he pulls you back down to lay beside him, face nuzzling against your own. A huff of mild annoyance leaves you as he peppers kisses along your jaw, a knowing smile on his lips all the while.
“You ain't goin’ nowhere, sweetheart. It's been days since I've had you all to myself.” His words make you slightly less irritated with him, eyes softening as you turn your head to look at him properly. It's true that you've been too busy lately. Your job didn't understand the fact that you're a human being with needs, clearly, always making you do doubles and working you over time. Without the over time pay. One of your hands moves up to gently fiddle with his multiple ear piercings, fingers brushing over the silver jewelry. You smile as he leans into your touch
“I know. ‘M sorry for being so busy, Hobie. Work has just been… ugh.”
“Love, I mean this in the most disrespectful way possible. Fuck your job. You should just quit.” You look at the man with a raised eyebrow, as if his suggestion was out of the question. Of course you'd thought about quitting before, but you had concerns about just leaving the job you'd had for over two years.
“Quit? Not saying I don't want to, but where else will I find that pays as much?” Hobie hums softly in your ear before pushing up on one elbow in order to look down at you.
“You need a change of pace. Quit and start up that business you've always wanted to.” He leans down to smooch the little pout off of your face, chuckling when you chase after his lips. “I've got your back, always. I'll help support you however you need.”
Warmth blossoms in your chest at his words, his offer to support you making you more in love with him than you ever thought possible. Smiling softly, you lift up a hand to gently trace the curves of his jaw, fingers lightly brushing over his cheeks. Hobie looks down at you all the while, seemingly lovestruck as he leans further into your touch. A dopey grin on his face, he leans down to brush his lips against yours with all the tenderness of a feather, his piercing cool against your skin.
“Quit f’me, lovie,” he breathes out, voice a low whisper. A soft snort leaves you and you playfully press your hand on his face, practically mushing him.
“ You're a bad influence, Hobie Brown. You just want me to quit so you can have me like this everyday.”
He grins and licks a fat stripe up your palm, making you squeal and recoil your hand in disgust. A laugh leaves him as you swiftly wipe your hand free of saliva on his arm. “I'm not denying it, am I?” He says with a cheeky gleam in his eyes.
It makes you roll your eyes, a reluctant smile ghosting your lips as he presses more kisses into the crook of your neck. After a few moments of comfortable silence between you, you try to get up once more, pushing your body off of the bed. Hobie has other ideas, it seems, tightening his arms around your waist and relaxing his entire weight on top of you. You groan and push at his shoulders, pouting at the chorus of little snickers that leave him.
“Planning to keep me hostage all day, Hobart…? We've got chores.”
“Sweetheart, fuck those chores. You're my teddy for the day, mm? I'll even order us some food, just so you won't get outta bed. Now just be good f’me and let me love you.”
You let out a long, exasperated sigh at his words, snuggling closer to him despite yourself. It's safe to say that not a lick of chores had gotten done that day.
Cater To You
Pairing: Hobie Brown x Reader/ Spider-Punk x Reader
Word Count: 1.7k
Tags: no physical description of reader, implied! jokes, ogling (unashamedly too), cooking, tired Hobie (Title from Cater 2 U by Destiny's Child), massage, Cursing, reader is AFAB
Summary: Hobie's had a rough week. Knowing this, you decide to take care of him for the night.
A/N: Credit to @mushroom-graphics-allotment for the lovely banners! First week of Octobie, @the-kr8tor !!! Let's go!!!
Humming along to the music playing from your little speaker, you sway your hips as you shuffle around the kitchen. You lift a spoon to your lips, tasting the broth of the stew on the stove before adding a bit more salt and garlic powder. Now, satisfied with how it tastes, you glance over at the clock on the wall. It was nearing the time for your boyfriend to come home, having asked him to come back early tonight.
“You plannin’ something, lovie?” He'd asked earlier that day as he shrugged on his vest, his slight wince not going unnoticed by you. You raised a questioning eyebrow at him for it, but he just made a dismissive sound, as per usual.
“I'm making dinner tonight. And I just wanna spend time with you. Is that so bad, Hobes?” You'd said to him with a loving smile, hiding your true intentions for the night. Hobie had given you a look of suspicion before rolling his eyes playfully, agreeing to be back no later than six.
This night had been planned in your mind for a while. You'd only decided to act on it when Hobie had come through the window earlier in the week, bruised and battered from a recent fight. He had just smiled and held you close as you pestered and pestered, begging him to let you fret over him, to care for him. But of course, Hobie hadn't let you, reassuring you over and over how he'd be fine in a matter of hours, never one to be down for long. And he was right. The next day, he'd been up and about again, his duties as Spider-Man ever calling.
For the last few days, Hobie has come back beaten and exhausted, weariness making a name for itself on his shoulders every night as he slumped into the bed. And for as much as he allowed himself to dote and worry about you, he absolutely refrained you from doing the same for him. Words like “Nothin’ to worry ‘bout, baby” and “Just being with you like this is all I need” are the chorus that greets you every time you try to soothe his pain. You like to chalk it up to the savior complex that you're most certain he has, even if he'd make a whole show of his disagreement if you ever told him as much.
“He's not getting away from me this time”, you mumble to yourself with a determined huff, turning the faucet of the bathtub off. It was his turn to be taken care of, especially with the week he had. You were going to make sure of it. The sound of the front door opening has you perking up and quickly finishing with adding the essential oils to the warm bath water, mixing in the epsom salt as well before getting out of the bathroom. Grin on your face and eagerness shining in your eyes, you walk towards the living room to greet your boyfriend, wrapping your arms around him in a warm embrace once you near him. Hobie raises an eyebrow at the look on your face before smiling, leaning down to press a kiss on your forehead, his lip piercing cool against your skin.
“Missed you too, lovie”, he chuckles softly, his voice soft as he wraps you in his arms. Just being in the warmth of his embrace is enough for you to wish you could stay like this for eternity. Fingers brushing lightly on his lower back and moving towards his waist, your eyes shoot open at his little hiss of pain. Quickly moving back, you clear your throat and gesture towards the kitchen, sticking to the plan for the night.
“Dinner is ready and I've already drawn you a bath. Which one do you want first?”
“You drew me a bath..? ‘M starting to think there's more to just you wantin’ to spend time with me, love.” Hobie says with a knowing smirk, eyebrow raised as he pulls you close once more, fingers idly hooking onto your belt loops. Smiling at how touchy he's being right now, you lean up to press a small kiss to his chin before gently patting his chest.
“Correct. You've had it bad this week, don't even deny it. I'm taking care of you tonight and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Now, bath or dinner first? If you choose bath, there's a surprise right after it.” The last words being said in a singsong tune, you back away from him and look up at him expectantly. Hobie let's out a sigh at the determined gleam in your eyes, knowing full well how stubborn you can be when you set your mind on something. Besides, he really was much too tired to even try to dissuade you. Shrugging off his vest and draping it over his shoulder, he nods his head in the direction of the bathroom.
“Suppose I'll go and take that bath, then. What's the surprise when I get out?”
“You'll just have to see. I've already got a change of clothes for you on the sink”, you say with a pleased hum, watching as he makes his way towards the bathroom. “Oh! Make sure you leave your shirt off when you come into the bedroom!” Is what you call after him, making Hobie let out a playful scoff.
“Yes ma’am”, he snickers with a small salute, disappearing into the bathroom. While he bathes, you rush to the bedroom and settle on the bed, gathering your lotions and massage oils. You play some soft music on your speaker and dim the lights, humming along to the music as you wait for him to finish. Hobie shuffles into the room a few moments later, towel wrapped around his neck and gray sweatpants hanging low on his hips. Your eyes linger for a few moments, appreciating the view greatly, only to glare up at your chuckling boyfriend.
“Like what you see, hm? If you wanted to see me naked, you could've just asked”, Hobie hums out lowly, a knowing smile on his lips as he saunters over to you. Even in the dim light, you can see how tired he is, shoulders slumped and eyelids low with barely contained exhaustion. The bath, however, seems to have given him a little more pep though, Hobie's complexion looking a little bit brighter than before. It makes you smile, knowing he was at least a little relaxed now.
“Eh… Maybe later," you say with an amused chuckle, standing up and placing your hands on his shoulders. “On the bed, big man. Your surprise today is a massage from yours truly.” With a cheeky grin, you use your hands on his shoulders to turn him around before pushing him on the bed face first. Hobie lets out a small oof as he lands on the mattress, turning his head around to give you a playful glare.
“Rude. What kinda masseuse are you, huh? Treatin’ your patient like this…” The man shakes his head in mock disappointment all while getting himself more comfortable on the bed, tucking his arms underneath the pillow beneath his head. “Have half a mind to report you to corporate…”
“Oh, I'm so sorry, good sir. Forgive me for my earlier behavior, it'll never happen again”, you say with sarcastic enthusiasm as you lather a good amount of lavender body oil between your hands, warming it up. You carefully move to straddle his legs, knees on either side of his hips. “Let me know if it hurts, okay?” Is what you whisper in his ear as you gently place your hands on the back of his neck, fingers softly kneading at the tougher bundles of nerves there.
Hobie lets out a soft hum as you begin your work, body slowly relaxing with each stroke of your hands. His eyes flutter shut as you knead at his shoulders, your eyes watching his every reaction as you carefully press your fingers lower towards his back. As you knead at his upper back, you can feel the tense knot of nerves beneath his skin, making you frown a bit. Placing both hands onto his upper back, you take a deep breath and push down firmly. A loud popping crack is heard from the simple action, Hobie letting out a low groan as his body slumps down further into the mattress.
“Fuckin’ hell…”, he breathes out as you chuckle softly, hands sliding further down his back and fingers pressing into the little divots. Your boyfriend is practically putty in your hands as your palms work to loosen the kinks in his lower back, soft sighs and little purrs of satisfaction leaving his lips. Fingers avoiding the small bruises on his waist, you gently run your knuckles just above the waistband of his sweatpants before quickly applying pressure. Another loud pop sounds out, Hobie burying his face into the pillows as sounds of utter relief leave him.
“The hell you learn this from…? ‘S too good, lovie…”, he mumbles softly, voice practically purring. It makes you smile, pleased with yourself for having made your boyfriend this relaxed. You lean down to pepper his shoulder with sweet kisses before moving your hands up right to the middle of his back. Using your thumbs, you apply a bit more pressure, Hobie melting into the sheets. The massage goes on for a few more minutes and you watch as his breathing slowly evens out, body losing all tension and his small movements ceasing.
“Too tired to even eat, huh? What am I gonna do with you…?” You sigh as you lean back a bit to properly look at him. A huff leaves you as you listen to Hobie's soft snores, sleep having welcomed him with open arms. Using the towel next to his pillow, you wiped off any excess oil and placed another kiss on his cheek.
“Goodnight, Hobie”, you whisper softly with a smile, sliding off the bed and standing up. You drape the blankets over him and leave the room to put the food away. You were glad that you had gotten the chance to properly care for him for once. And if the kisses and praise Hobie rained on you the next morning were anything to go by, so was he.
Octobie Content [Comfort week]
Pairing - Hobie Brown x fem reader
comfort, au, fluff, short drabble
Imagine there is the very concept of life materialized in a human form, and so is death.
They were living among humans during the dark ages, and one day Life suddenly reveals something humanly trivia of himself while Death is enjoying her little human tricks and things on the pouch table on the sunny side. “By the way, my name is Hobart now,” he says, like it’s just an everyday event. “Hobart Brown, or Hobie, as they call me ‘round the town. Been wanting to tell you about this.” “You- WHAT!!?” Shocked Death yells at him from knitting, a confused frown apparent on her face. “Out of all names available, you chose… HOBERT!?” “Not Hobert,” He gasps like he’s offended to be called such a ridiculous name, though his expression changes to an amused one soon after. “It’s Hobart, but you can call me Hobie as the mortals do-” “It’s still equally bad,” she groans. “Also, you can’t be named something just because people called you something. You’re ‘Life’.” “Yes, I very much can, my sweet sweet, gloomy Death,” He argues back, his wood cutting pace still not getting low despite the conversation and scattered concentration. “Also, it’s a gift of endearment, them feeling thankful for my help and all. I think it is… lovely.” “No, you cannot.” Death muses with an eye roll. “The dying kids call me ‘Angel’ as well, but I did not become one. Like, even if I just said that ‘we are a married couple now’, it didn’t come true right? Because just a few spoken words cannot break the very law of-” “Yes, we are.” He speaks up before she can finish. “We’re husband and wife now.” With a mischievous grin, he walks up to her knitting table, throwing away the task on hand. “What?” Her head peaks up from the incomplete scarf with confusion, laughing at him walking up to her like he’s up to something mischievous in his cheeky little plans. “Life, what are you-” “Hush now, dear,” he says and leaves a light peck on her forehead as he cages her down with his many arms made of celestial dust, something she’s used to now. “We both know we’re meant to be a pair.” “A pair to keep the world in harmony, not a pair in bed.” “We both know it’s just a bullshit rule, my point still stands, and you know we already are both despite that, lovie~” A laugh bellows from her chest and gives into his arms that’s caging her, embracing in each other’s warmth and cold. “Oh, yes. Fine,” she groans with softly muffled chuckles. “But you know damn well that we weren’t supposed to be.” He hums in disapproval, begrudgingly taking the soft kisses she’s landing on his cold, sweaty cheeks in hopes that he’d be a little less grumpy. “Oh, how lively you are, my dear. You make my already hard job far far worse, you know that?” She asks with mumbled murmurs from his arms that squishing and relishing their partner with both love and protection. “You know too well that your existence is why I’m treasured by mortals all across the realms so, stop speaking like otherwise.” He warns her and gives her another warning peck before picking his dear Death across his shoulder. “Or you’ll be smothered in my lively smooching session in bed all day and night till everyone turns immortal.” “No, you can’t!?” She squeals back in soft whimpers, words slurred from being held upside down. Trying to wiggle away from his grip but meets with another; “Yes, I can. And yes, I will. So, hush now. It’s time to rest your human body.” “Wait, I have so many things left to finish! Hobie, my scarf!” Though the dear Death protests and pleads to Life with many heartfelt giggles, he remains stern still on his stand, lecturing her of how fragile mortal bodies are and that they need thorough care as he wraps her tight in a blanket before joining her in the bed, no matter her muffled murmurs of how she already knows it. Also about how costy medicare would be if they would ever need a healer. “We can just heal ourselves, dear. This body is a mere made-pretend.” She argues back with a huff and suppressed laughter. “Shhh,” he hushes her again by feeding sliced berries. “It doesn’t change that the nearest village’s healer is still expensive.” “Hey, I’m that healer!”
The little coven has never failed to let out their laughter from the heart to the passerby till the very last of the soul has moved on from the soil of the earth to the afterlife.
This is my attempt at writing some comfort and also trying to post on Tumblr. It was fun doing this. I wish I could participate more but my creative juice is drained by my exam TvT I hope yall will enjoy this little shot<3 -Maru
THIS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE IT
Can I request, by chance, a social media thing where Y/N constantly posts where she like makes fun of Hobie but it comes out that she likes him please?
hobie x reader smau!!
a/n: i kinda made it more flirty if thats okay and sorry this took me an entire month anon, hope you enjoyed and thank you for requesting!!
ⓒ wingedsirens2023— do not steal, copy or translate
The One and Only Spider Woman master list
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
chapter 3
chapter 3.5
To be continued....
I got you dw 🤞🏻Hope you like it
Hobie x reader
You guys walked into the shop together but eventually splitted up to go search for different things. You were doing fine searching for whatever you came in for. But then you were disturbed by a voice "Hi" it said.
You turned your head to face the voice and it was an employee. You said said and quickly looked away acting uninterested and looked down the aisle. The worker didn't seem to get the hint though and leaned against the shelf. He kept on talking to you and getting even more flirty as time went on. You were frozen in place and your heart rapidly beat.
You didn't know what to do if you could do anything. Your discomfort was clear but the employee ignored it. "Are you not going to speak to me? Not even tell me how your day is going?" the worker leaned into you ear and whispered
Your eyes widened and your heart skipped a beat and you broke out in a cold sweat. How you wish Hobie was har right now. "Is everything alright love?" A familiar voice was behind you and wraps and arm around your waist and glares down at the worker.
The worker freezes and grumbles before walking away. You let out a breath you didn't know you were holding and relaxed. You turned around to meet your boyfriend's gaze. "Thank you Hobie" you said and gave a small smile "Of course" he placed a kiss to your head
"I got my stuff what 'bout you?" He says "I think I got everything, honestly I just wanna get out of here.." you say and look away. Hobie nods and guides you to the check out and you guys pay for your stuff and exit the building.
I was walking with my mom into a store and a guy seen me and decided to say hi and I acted uninterested so he kept trying to ask how my day was
IT WAS A WORKER so I couldn’t do nothing 😞
I thought of Hobie after. because I feel like he’d be protective typa boyfriend to just be looking at something, hear the partner get catcalled/flirted with and the partner is obviously uncomfortable and he just walks up like “what’s up love?” And leans staring down the guy
But the point is now I really wanna fic with that 😭 so if any of my followers will write or know someone who can please tell me 🙏🙏
they live in my head rent free
(tap for better quality! my insta: remikq)
Author's note: This is probably super cringe, but my sister had a dream, and it inspired me to write this for her.
Pairing: Hobie brown x reader
Enjoy!?!?
Inconsistent
The party had been.... loud. She could feel the bass in her chest, and in any other situation, with any other song, she would have been okay with the feeling.
She should have never let her friend push her into coming to this party. It was a mistake. She knew she would just be sitting on the couch, playing on her phone (which died), and petting the tiny dog someone had brought. She wouldn't even touch the food or drinks, not trusting it. She was what people would call boring. She preferred staying home, listening to her music, and playing games, hanging out with her friends, not strangers. Said friend had disappeared ages ago, leaving to most likely hook up with some hot Brit.
She was exhausted, her social meter having drained hours ago and then some. She probably would have cried when she saw that it was two o'clock in the morning if it weren't for the host shouting that they had to end it early. 'Early?!!? Two in the morning is considered fucking early,' she thought to herself as the crowd whined and groaned. The host looked worried as hell, in turn, making her worry too, maybe something happened.
It was about an hour before everyone was gone, with everyone either saying goodbyes or just not wanting to leave. Until it was just her, waiting on her friend, just waiting on her friend.
As she looked around nervously, she noticed just how big of a mess had been made. Beer cans and bottles littered the ground. Suspicious substances and trash are scattered everywhere, making her cringe as she realized that what she was smelling wasn't the party-goers. She wanted to throw up, she had a headache. Why did people enjoy this? Where the hell was her friend?
'Best thing to do would probably be to clean up. While I wait,' she thought to herself, heading for the kitchen. She hoped they wouldn't mind if she used their cleaning supplies.
"Stealing stuff are we," she jumped at the sudden voice coming from behind her. All she let out was a gasp at the surprise, spinning around to meet the culprit in the eye. He leaned against the counter with a grin, his punk attire and incredible hair and piercings immediately screaming out to her. When he raised a thick brow at her, she realized that she, in fact, hadn't answered him yet.
She was quick to shake her head then, motioning to the cleaning supplies and then back to herself. "O-oh n-no! I was just going to clean up," she whispered, holding up her hands in surrender. He chuckled at that, making her confused in the process. "You didn't even make this mess, love. I saw you," he accused her, pushing himself off the counter to stand to his full height. Even with her crouching down like she was, she could tell he was tall, even without the platforms he was wearing. He was easily 6'3 without the shoes. She also didn't fail to notice the color choice for his laces. Yeah, he was definitely punk.
"And sorry to say, but I think your mates ditched you," he added, watching her face fall a little. As quickly as it fell, her face formed to that of anger just as quickly. She spun around, snatching the cleaning supplies from under the kitchen sink and trying not to cry in front of this random stranger as she muttered angrily to herself. "Of course, fuck," the man could just barely make out between it all.
When she stood up, he was quick to grab her arm, making her spin around and stare at him in surprise. "Let me help you with that love," he encouraged, taking the roll of trash bags from her elbow. She was even more surprised now. From his laid-back attitude to his entire get-up, she had assumed he wouldn't even care if someone had taken a shit on the tables. "You really don't have to. I just wanted to do something nice for this guy," she insisted, shuffling things around in her arms and using her now free arm to try and take the roll from his hand.
He was quick to lift the roll above his head, earning a slight furrow of her brows in agitation. "And what if I want to do something nice for this gal right in front of me," he questioned with a raised brow and a smug grin. She raised a brow in confusion as she looked him up and down, 'maybe he's a little drunk.' "Really, I assumed you wouldn't care about any of this, most people who come to these parties don't," she responded, motioning to the case in point surrounding them both.
He hummed and nodded at the fair point before grinning again, "It's a good thing I don't believe in consistency then, yeah?"
His quip made her snort in amusement, a grin spreading across her own features. Eventually, she relented, shaking her head almost fondly, "Fine, just- be safe when you head outside. Wouldn't want some bum with a knife to get ya. Yeah?" She mocked, obvious fake accent shining through. "I'll be fine, love," he insisted, ripping off a bag and opening it.
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So it began, silently between the two they both cleaned the rooms. She tossed suspicious substances down the toilet while he tossed beer cans in the trash bag.
The whole thing took almost an hour, but before they knew it, they both stood next to each other, admiring the living room and kitchen. "I think it looks clearer than before. You clean up well," the man complimented, eyeing and nudging her as he did. She looked up at him and grinned before looking back. "Yeah, wish there was something I could do about the smell, though," she responded, grimacing at the reminder.
"Honestly, I don't think there's anything you could do," he shot back, jingling his keys in his hand. "Regardless, thank you for your help," she spoke as she gathered her things and yawned. "Wait, where're you goin'," he stopped her as she headed for the door, earning a confused look from her. "Home, my friend left, remember, I'll probably have to catch a taxi," she explained. He shook his head, "Nah love, it's the middle of the night. I can't let you do that."
She eyed him suspiciously at his statement, glancing at the clock as she thought it over. He hadn't really given her any reasons to not trust him, and she wasn't really getting any bad vibes from him. In the end, she agreed, hoping her intuition wasn't wrong this time.
She followed him to his van, shocked as he opened the passenger door for her. Not only was he fine as fuck, but he was a gentleman too, maybe her intuition was correct.
She told him the address, and he nodded knowingly as he pulled out of the driveway. She nodded to the music as he drove, not recognizing the song but enjoying the beat regardless.
"I know it was probably a bit strange for someone like me to be at a party like that," she spoke over the music, breaking the silence between them. He glanced at her, telling her that she had his attention. She cleared her throat before continuing, "but thank you for playing along with it." He scoffed and shrugged his shoulders, "Don't even say that. It was different. Most of these twat's don't give a rats ass anyhow." She smiled, humming in response. That was, before a yawn ripped itself from her.
She was quick to apologize, but he simply waved it off. "Nah, just rest. I'll wake ya up when we get there," he assured her lowly, turning down the music to the point where it was simply background noise. She shook her head with a smile, mumbling a small, "I'll be fine."
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One minute, she was saying that, then the next, she was in her apartment, in her bed. She gasped once she realized what that meant. She fell asleep in a stranger's van. How stupid could she be. She sat up and looked around. He was nowhere to be found, and nothing seemed to be missing or out of place. Hell, she was still in the clothes she was in last night.
She sighed in relief, sliding out from under her covers and letting her legs dangle off the side of the bed.
That's when she noticed a sticky note, sitting on her bedside table. She picked it up and snickered at the chicken scratch before her. Though the more she read, the more she couldn't deny the fluttering feeling growing in her chest.
'You really need better friends. XXX-XXX-XXXX'
Author's note: I hope you did enjoy!!! Pls let me know what you thought!😊
why pav in the back like bigfoot
Like look at him
SPIDER PUNK
Hobie sketches from memory
