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Cecil: so what’s it like being married to Nico?

Will: well... once I asked him for a glass of water while he was angry with me. He brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”.

Sally: “Thank the gods, you’re alive”

Percy: “The gods? The gods are the ones creating all the problems! I’m the one fixing them! If anything, I’m alive in spite of them”

Percy: Annabethhh, help! I’m trapped under the tree and the star is tangled in my hair.

Annabeth: Why were you under the tree, Seaweed Brain?

Percy: .... because I am a gift to this world?

Will: Hey Nico, do you have a bag that I can borrow?

Nico: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Will: Literally all you had to do was say no.

Will: Nico, why is there blood everywhere?

Nico: I may have aggressively poked someone... with a knife...

Will: You stabbed someone?!

Nico: No, no! I aggressively poked them with a knife.

Percy: I’m 40% awesome, 60% water, and 100% beauty.

Jason: That’s 200%

Percy: And I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

Will: Don’t do anything dangerous!

Nico: We both know that’s asking too much.

Nico: do you want to know your gay name?

Will: my... gay name?

Nico: yeah, its your first name -

Will: ha, ha, very funny

Nico: *getting down on one knee* - and my last name

Will: *tearing up* oh my god

Nico: a list of things nobody got time for: 1) Me.

Will: *hugs Nico*