Incorrect Percy Jackson Quotes - Tumblr Posts
leo: he said i'm stupid !
will: nico, apologise
nico: fine, i'm sorry that you're stupid
nico: will... why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
will: your text told me to satanize the house before you returned
nico:
nico: i wrote sanitize, will.
nico *trying to motivate campers*: alright, listen up little shits
nico: not you will, you're our ray of sunshine, we're glad to have you here
will: okay, truth or dare?
nico: truth
will: how many hours have you slept this week?
nico:
nico: ... dare
will: go to bed
nico: i don’t like this game.
*for valentines day*
nico: i'll never understand why people feel the need to give flowers. it's a waste of money and-
will: *offers him a rose*
nico: this is the cutest thing ever.
solangelo *doing something together and accidentally touching hands*:
*can't help falling in love starts playing in the background*
will: guys, do you really have to do this every single time?
*apollo cabin hiding their instruments*: sorry
will: how is the cutest person on earth feeling?
nico, not looking up from his book; i don't know will how are you feeling?
will *blushing*: o- i-i'm fine
nico: remember when i told you you're too nice to everyone?
will *making tea*: no
thief: two spoons of sugar please
nico *yawns*:
will *whispering*: must be tiring being so damn beautiful all the time
nico: you must be exhausted then
will *softly*: oh
nico *staring at the sky and screaming*:
piper: w-what happened to him?
leo: will giggled.
percy: nico, can you smile just for once
nico: no.
percy: okay, you're leaving me with no choice
percy *turns to will*: you now what to do
will *smiles*:
nico *breaking into a smile*: shit
nico: yeah, i give up, i'm tired
percy: quick, get the emergency supply!
jason *brings will into the room*
nico: okay, i'm back let's go
percy: if me and jason were drowning who would you save?
nico: you two can swim
percy: i know, it's a hypothetical question nico! who would you save?
nico: will
percy: he's not even in this question!
nico: okay
nico: than my time and effort
percy: ...
jason: we love you too nico
nico: when straight people assume that i'm one of them i feel like a gay secret agent
piper: bi spy
will: secret gaygent
reyna: lesbionage
leo: it's an ace case
annabeth: ...
annabeth: pan with a plan
nico: my boyfriend doesn't know i'm home do he's singing loudly in the shower and its so cute
nico: he sucks. but he's cute
piper: will, dom or sub?
will: i guess subway since i don't go to domino's that much
leo:...
leo: i'm gonna tell him
nico: don't. you. dare.
piper: would you shoot your best friend in the leg for 10 million dollars?
percy: you shoot me and then, when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house and Range Rover
jason: you can shoot me too, we'll have 20 million
percy: good thinking, fuck the system
how many half-bloods does it take to cover for one (1) will solace at the infirmary?
Nico is a baby (in love), Bianca is alive
Inspired by one of the posts I've recently reblogged.
Gods, I haven't made these in a while...
*knock knock*
Thalia: Oh, hey, Nico.
Nico: Is Bia in?
Thalia: Yeah, just a sec. Bianca!!
Bianca: Yes? *notices Nico* Oh, hi, Nico.
Nico: Hi. Can you two do me a favor?
Bianca: Uhh *looks at Thalia*
Thalia: What's up?
Nico: So, as you guys may know, tomorrow is my anniversary with Will.
Bianca: Yes, we're aware. You've been nonstop planning for days.
Nico: Anyway, I wanted to ask if it would be possible for you guys to make sure no one interrupts us? Like, nothing too elaborate. But make sure there's no medical emergencies?
Bianca and Thalia: *look at each other*
Thalia: Yeah, okay. Leave it to us, kiddo.
Nico: *sighs in relief* Thanks, guys.
The next Day:
Will: Huh. Look at that! Nearly 3 pm and I havent gotten an emergency call to the infirmary. Can you believe that?
Nico: See? I told you we'd be okay
Will: Yeah, okay. You were right *kisses his cheek*
Meanwhile:
Thalia:
Hermes Cabin:
Travis: Hey, Thalia
Thalia: What?
Travis: We just got a package. They said it's just by the camp gate.
Thalia: Peyton, go get their package
Peyton: On it.
Travis: Thank you.
Hermes Cabin Camper: This is stupid. You can't just keep us in here the whole day.
Thalia: We can and we will.
Hermes Cabin Camper: We'd like to see you try.
Thalia: Sit your ass down.
Hermes Cabin Camper: Yes, mam.
Meanwhile:
Kayla: And be sure to eat something before you take the medicine.
Camper: Thanks, Kayla.
Kayla: Sure, no prob.
Greta (HoA, child of Apollo): Hey.
Austin: Hey. Kayla! Greta's back.
Greta: So, rundown: Ares boy scraped his knee so I applied betadine and patched him up. Aphrodite girl needed some dysmenorrhoea meds. And this Hephastus kid got 1st degree burns on his arm. I poured as much cold water as I could on it and wrapped it a towel so here he is.
Austin: Alright. Thanks, Greta
Greta: Sure, no prob.
Meanwhile:
Percy:
Bianca: *reading a book*
Percy: Can I just-
Bianca: No.
Percy: But I-
Bianca: No.
*knock knock*
Bianca: Who is it?
Annabeth: It's Annabeth.
Bianca: *opens the door* Hi, Annabeth. Sorry, Percy's on lockdown right now.
Annabeth: Why?
Bianca: Short version is that today is Will and Nico's anniversary and we don't trust Percy to not cause chaos today that doesn't end up with anyone in the infirmary.
Annabeth: ...I see...want me to help?
Bianca: That'd be great, thanks.
percy: i dare you to kiss the next person who walks in.
nico: fuck that, i’m not kissing any of you
*will walks in*
nico: well i mean rules are rules
will: *hugs nico*
nico: what was that?
will: affection
nico: disgusting
nico:
nico: do it again