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Josh in my Life
Disclaimer: This is a continuation of my first story A Faceful at Vidcon. You don't need to read it to understand this story, but it will be appreciated.
After Vidcon, I decided to move into Josh's house and live with him. This was one of the best decisions I have ever made in my entire life. Me and him are a perfect match. Josh is funny, kind, loyal, and even has a good paying job. But best of all, he has the best ass in the history of the world and the worst smelling farts and shits of any human. Whenever we fuck, I always enjoy putting my face in between Josh's beautiful, round ass cheeks. The sex was so amazing the first time we fucked, I went from eleven inches to sixteen. Josh's ass is just flawless in every possible direction.
Since I'm retired from the agency and Josh is a youtuber at home, we do crazy, sexual things at home. At times we would tape my head into his ass and stay like that for the entire day. Him sharting in my mouth; me as his own personal diaper (except for pee). Another thing is him just sitting on my face whenever he records videos without underwear and pants. But the best thing is when we play games.
I don't mean video games, even though we do play those together, I mean our own games. My favorite is a different version of hide and seek. I hide and he seeks. Whenever Josh finds me, it's another fart in my face the next time we fuck. I will often hide badly on purpose just so he can fart in my face. However one time a game of hide and seek went too far...
I was hiding and so I decided to hide in the master bathroom. It's absolutely disgusting in there: shit on the counters and walls, toilet unflushed, and tub stained with semen and ass-prints. I decided to hide in the tub because that was the only place big enough.
I hid there for a few minutes until I heard footsteps coming towards the bathroom. The doorbell rattled and twisted and the door flew open. "The one day I don't have Drake as a diaper is the day I drink milk," Josh angrily muttered to himself. I could here his stomach growling in aching pain when he stepped in. I don't know why Josh had milk today. He usually does that just to prank me with diarrhea when we are fucking and we agreed we are not doing it tonight. I then heard him sit down on the toilet with his stomach growling and him groaning from the pain. "Aww, fuck!" He yelled. It must be taking a while for the diarrhea to pass through his ass cheeks since they always block the way normally. But then he exploded with diarrhea blasting out of his ass. He then screamed in pain. It splashed the curtain and walls. Even hitting the ceiling and dowsing me with diarrhea. But then the smell hit me. It was the worst one to come out of his ass ever since the first night he suffocated me in an hour long fart. It have me an instant erection and gagged me. I hated it, yet loved it. Large farts could be heard coming out of his ass. They were deep rolls of thunder and I could here the gas in the pipes of the house. I could hear Josh panting and screaming in pain. "No not more!" He would often scream. This went on for a long time until I heard the toilet begin to overflow. And then I got an idea. And so I moved in the tub banging my dick against it.
Josh then instantly opened the shower curtain and saw me covered in diarrhea, with a smile on my face. He then grew a sinister smile and held in the diarrhea. He then stood up and walked over into the tub shakingly and said, "I found you," he then looked over to the over flowing toilet and said, "This toilet has over-flowed, I guess I'll just use my back up one," he said as he turned towards me with a huge grin on his face. He then sat down and covered my face completely. I could see his closed hole with diarrhea leaking out of it. Josh then said, "Get ready," and then the diarrhea came out with 10x the force, filling my mouth and nose, and shooting from the sides of my head. Josh screamed in pain from his asshole seeming to be splitting open from the diarrhea. He then started farting and they were long and sounded bubbly and wet. I could literally see Josh's hole flap open and close whenever he farted.
It had been about twenty minutes of this loved torture until I decided I wanted Josh ass on my dick. "Josh, get on my dick!" I yelled at him. "Did you just command me?" Josh asked me. The one thing Josh can't stand is someone bossing him around, especially during sex, so I knew I was in big trouble. "I think you did. And I think you will need to be punished," he said and sat down onto my face and released an ungodly fart. It was bubbly, raunchy, and sputtered and it lasted for a solid five minutes. It had me coughing, but even more horny and turned on.
Josh then got up and said to my dick, "Aww, I was hoping you would had already came, even though I hadn't touched your dick, " and that sat down. It was cowgirl style and began to bounce on it. I had already immediately came as soon as he went down the first time. He started farting again but since his asshole so loose, they were low and sounded bass-like. He also began to have more diarrhea except think one was chunky and looked delicious. I asked Josh if I could eat his ass afterward and he said, "Of course. Anything for my big, brawly man," he then grunted and more chunky diarrhea came out and I couldn't stop cumming inside him. He then got up and sat back down onto my face. His hole was stretched so much that it was the same size as my mouth and so I covered it completely. And so I ate his chunky diarrhea and I could taste my own cum. There was a lot of gas still left in Josh, so big and loud one minute farts would come out of him. Each one was rancid and filled my cheeks and mouth. "Let me practice my dancing in your face," He maniacally laughed out. I felt his great ass shake and the clapping of his cheeks on the side of my head. I took my face out of his ass and I was mesmerized. All I could see was a ginormous ass clapping, browned out by all his shit. Clumps still clinging on to the insides of his cheeks. "I'm gonna lick that ass clean!" I cheerfully yelled. "I'll like to see you try!" Josh quipped back laughing. He grunted and BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!!! A huge shart messing his ass that I just tried to clean, but challenge accepted.
This had gone on for a while until we got tired. We then just lied in the tub full of diarrhea and cum.
"Drake. Last fart," Josh said to me and I crawled over to his ass, exhausted. I then opened my mouth over Josh's hole and a very bass-like fart left his anus. It was brief but still packed a punch.
"Drake," Josh said to me. "Yeah, Josh," I responded with. "We should do this again," he whispered to me. "Oh, fuck yeah," I finally said.