Josh In My Life

Josh in my Life

Disclaimer: This is a continuation of my first story A Faceful at Vidcon. You don't need to read it to understand this story, but it will be appreciated.

After Vidcon, I decided to move into Josh's house and live with him. This was one of the best decisions I have ever made in my entire life. Me and him are a perfect match. Josh is funny, kind, loyal, and even has a good paying job. But best of all, he has the best ass in the history of the world and the worst smelling farts and shits of any human. Whenever we fuck, I always enjoy putting my face in between Josh's beautiful, round ass cheeks. The sex was so amazing the first time we fucked, I went from eleven inches to sixteen. Josh's ass is just flawless in every possible direction.

Since I'm retired from the agency and Josh is a youtuber at home, we do crazy, sexual things at home. At times we would tape my head into his ass and stay like that for the entire day. Him sharting in my mouth; me as his own personal diaper (except for pee). Another thing is him just sitting on my face whenever he records videos without underwear and pants. But the best thing is when we play games.

I don't mean video games, even though we do play those together, I mean our own games. My favorite is a different version of hide and seek. I hide and he seeks. Whenever Josh finds me, it's another fart in my face the next time we fuck. I will often hide badly on purpose just so he can fart in my face. However one time a game of hide and seek went too far...

I was hiding and so I decided to hide in the master bathroom. It's absolutely disgusting in there: shit on the counters and walls, toilet unflushed, and tub stained with semen and ass-prints. I decided to hide in the tub because that was the only place big enough.

I hid there for a few minutes until I heard footsteps coming towards the bathroom. The doorbell rattled and twisted and the door flew open. "The one day I don't have Drake as a diaper is the day I drink milk," Josh angrily muttered to himself. I could here his stomach growling in aching pain when he stepped in. I don't know why Josh had milk today. He usually does that just to prank me with diarrhea when we are fucking and we agreed we are not doing it tonight. I then heard him sit down on the toilet with his stomach growling and him groaning from the pain. "Aww, fuck!" He yelled. It must be taking a while for the diarrhea to pass through his ass cheeks since they always block the way normally. But then he exploded with diarrhea blasting out of his ass. He then screamed in pain. It splashed the curtain and walls. Even hitting the ceiling and dowsing me with diarrhea. But then the smell hit me. It was the worst one to come out of his ass ever since the first night he suffocated me in an hour long fart. It have me an instant erection and gagged me. I hated it, yet loved it. Large farts could be heard coming out of his ass. They were deep rolls of thunder and I could here the gas in the pipes of the house. I could hear Josh panting and screaming in pain. "No not more!" He would often scream. This went on for a long time until I heard the toilet begin to overflow. And then I got an idea. And so I moved in the tub banging my dick against it.

Josh then instantly opened the shower curtain and saw me covered in diarrhea, with a smile on my face. He then grew a sinister smile and held in the diarrhea. He then stood up and walked over into the tub shakingly and said, "I found you," he then looked over to the over flowing toilet and said, "This toilet has over-flowed, I guess I'll just use my back up one," he said as he turned towards me with a huge grin on his face. He then sat down and covered my face completely. I could see his closed hole with diarrhea leaking out of it. Josh then said, "Get ready," and then the diarrhea came out with 10x the force, filling my mouth and nose, and shooting from the sides of my head. Josh screamed in pain from his asshole seeming to be splitting open from the diarrhea. He then started farting and they were long and sounded bubbly and wet. I could literally see Josh's hole flap open and close whenever he farted.

It had been about twenty minutes of this loved torture until I decided I wanted Josh ass on my dick. "Josh, get on my dick!" I yelled at him. "Did you just command me?" Josh asked me. The one thing Josh can't stand is someone bossing him around, especially during sex, so I knew I was in big trouble. "I think you did. And I think you will need to be punished," he said and sat down onto my face and released an ungodly fart. It was bubbly, raunchy, and sputtered and it lasted for a solid five minutes. It had me coughing, but even more horny and turned on.

Josh then got up and said to my dick, "Aww, I was hoping you would had already came, even though I hadn't touched your dick, " and that sat down. It was cowgirl style and began to bounce on it. I had already immediately came as soon as he went down the first time. He started farting again but since his asshole so loose, they were low and sounded bass-like. He also began to have more diarrhea except think one was chunky and looked delicious. I asked Josh if I could eat his ass afterward and he said, "Of course. Anything for my big, brawly man," he then grunted and more chunky diarrhea came out and I couldn't stop cumming inside him. He then got up and sat back down onto my face. His hole was stretched so much that it was the same size as my mouth and so I covered it completely. And so I ate his chunky diarrhea and I could taste my own cum. There was a lot of gas still left in Josh, so big and loud one minute farts would come out of him. Each one was rancid and filled my cheeks and mouth. "Let me practice my dancing in your face," He maniacally laughed out. I felt his great ass shake and the clapping of his cheeks on the side of my head. I took my face out of his ass and I was mesmerized. All I could see was a ginormous ass clapping, browned out by all his shit. Clumps still clinging on to the insides of his cheeks. "I'm gonna lick that ass clean!" I cheerfully yelled. "I'll like to see you try!" Josh quipped back laughing. He grunted and BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!!! A huge shart messing his ass that I just tried to clean, but challenge accepted.

This had gone on for a while until we got tired. We then just lied in the tub full of diarrhea and cum.

"Drake. Last fart," Josh said to me and I crawled over to his ass, exhausted. I then opened my mouth over Josh's hole and a very bass-like fart left his anus. It was brief but still packed a punch.

"Drake," Josh said to me. "Yeah, Josh," I responded with. "We should do this again," he whispered to me. "Oh, fuck yeah," I finally said.

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

Whoever this guy is, just please sit on my face. I want to eat that dirty, swampy ass right now and I'll become your diaper. You would never have to sit down to shit because I will be right there strapped into that ass for a millennia. I can already hear and feel the mighty farts coming out of that sexy ass and the whole world just shaking from the magnitude of the methane and sulfur leaving this man's huge ass. Just...

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First Time With Him

“Hey babe you ready for tonight?” Your new boyfriend Tony texts you.

You and Tony have been waiting for tonight, because tonight is the night that Tony and you would finally have sex with him. But the only thing you could think about was trying to hide your secret fetish from him. Your secret fart fetish. All you wanted was for him plow his giant ass on your face and fart. They probably smelled like rotten eggs or even hot garbage that had been left out in the hot sun for days. But you wouldn’t know cause he never seemed to fart around you.

“Yeah, I am,” you finally text back to him. “Got any ideas of what’s going to happen? Like if you want to be adventurous and try new things?” You text him trying to see if Tony was interested in trying farting in your face.

“Nah, it’s just our first time. No need to be adventurous. We will have loads of next times to try stuff.” He quickly replied to you with.

Disappointed you decided to just lie in bed and nap, but even just the remote thought of Tony farting kept you awake with an aching boner.

You finally fall asleep, but you’re woken up by something.

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A fart had been laid right on top of your face with an ass suffocating the entirety of your head.

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An even larger one erupted out of the stranger’s ass; with this fart packing even more of a kick.

You decide to finally stop enjoying this and buck whoever this is off of you. But as you start, you can hear them laughing and you the person say, “Aww, baby you don’t like that? Too bad!!! There’s a hell of a lot more coming!” He grinds again and

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The longest one yet and even more smelly than the earlier ones. It soothed you but you still needed to get him off of you. So you keep bucking but than the man says, “Come on babe, you never could never beat me wrestling, what makes you think you can win now?”

That’s when you recognized his voice. The man was Tony, and the discovery of this soothes you, but it also turns you on.

You push his ass off of your face, finally, and you look at him. He also turns back and looks at you over his huge shoulder. You then look slowly down Tony’s hot, muscular, sweaty back and you come down to the prize. His ass was colassol and his hole was beautiful.

You look back up at him and he asks “Ready for more?” His stomach than gurgled with pain, he was holding in some bad gas.

You nod.

And with that he grunts and releases help into your nose.

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They were some of the loudest farts you have ever heard and the worst ones you have ever smelled. And the best part was that they were all going into your nose and mouth.

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Each one followed with his own loud grunt and panting. It took a lot of energy to push out those farts, so he is probably going to have to fill up on beans later so you guys can do this all over again tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and so on til he runs out of gas (which is never happening).

“Last one of the night. I promise to make it good,” He groaned loudly and a while minute of horrid, putrid, rancid ass fart came from his glorious butt. And he fell over to his side.

Oh boy, can't wait to that tomorrow, and the day after that, and the day after that, and so on.

José's Party

"Hey, u ready 4 my party 2night? Its at my house," José texted me. I was in complete in shock that someone as cool as José would invite to a party. At his house too! José was one of the best people in the world! He was nice and generous, along with kind and loving. He had a huge future ahead of him and rich parents that spoil him, but he is still humble and thoughtful of other people. Not to mention he had the biggest ass in the world and all I want is for him to just sit down on my face and let it rip! He was my total crush, but he had a girlfriend(stupid Vanessa) and was a senior! He would never date me; a boy; a freshman. "Uh, sure. I'm coming," I replied back to him with. Did I really just say "uh," in a text? I'm absolutely hopeless. "Great! C u there. ;)," José said back. Wait, he went a winky face! What does it mean though? Does he like me? Was he hoping I would say yes?

"Dinner's ready!" My mom yelled. "Coming!" I yelled back. There is no way she's going to let me go to a party, I'm going to have to sneak out.

Later that night, I said good night to my mom and snuck out my window. I put a bunch of pillows as a decoy, just in case she comes to check up on me. It also was a hassle getting down the roof outside my window, because I had to carry my swimsuit for the pool I knew José had.

I walked over to his house, since he just lived up the mountain. Usually you could hear everything from the top of its peak and the entire town would be able to hear it. As I made my way up the mountain I heard music and people screaming and shouting, along with loud splashes. I soon turned the corner to the front of José's house and the utter chaos of this party.

As I walked up the driveway I texted José asking where he was. "I'm in the back," he texted me. So I made my way to his backyard and I could already people were judging me, and looking down at me (literally). I could tell right away that I didn't belong.

As I made my way into the backyard, I heard someone call me, "Hey, over here!" I turned my head and saw José in the hot tub with Vanessa, another two girls and a guy. "Come on over," he yelled and I went over to him and the gang. "Guys, this is my freshmen friend," they all waved with smiles (except for Vanessa) and said "Hi." I waved back and smiled, being polite to everyone. "Hey, this is, Becky, Grace, and Benjamin," he paused and Vanessa gave him a nasty look. "And my girlfriend, Vanessa that you should already know." Actually we haven't formally met, José only had talked about each other to the both of us. "Nice to finally meet you, Vanessa," I said as she glared at José. It was very awkward as there was no conversation and it was just listening to the mayhem happening around us. "Hey, you can join us if you want to," José said breaking the silence. I said sure and left to go change. When I got back and sat down in the hot tub we all began to talk and laugh. It turns out that the group really got along with each other. The only problem is that Vanessa didn't talk at all, and rather just stared at José with a deep hatred in her eyes.

But that changes when Benjamin ripped a fart with bubbles coming up. "Ewww," Most of us yelled out in digust, except for José who was laughing. "Stop It José, it's not funny," Vanessa finally said. "So, she does speak," I replied with, but ended up with Vanessa death staring at me. "Oh, come on Ness. You know your boyfriend can rip louder ones," Benjamin spoke out against Vanessa. I had got an idea. "I highly doubt that," I said. "He doesn't strike me as a gassy dude," I finished. Everyone looked at me as if I was crazy. "Is that a challenge?" José asked me. "Yes," I replied with. "Oh no, we're doomed," Benjamin said. I laughed while the others quaked in fear as José scrunched up his face. Some time went by and nothing happened, so we all relaxed until a ton of bubbles came up around José. The smell was horrendous and it chased us all out of the jacuzzi and grabbing our towels because we were cold. Well I grabbed mine to hide my boner from sight.

After that we all changed into our clothes with Grace and Benjamin leaving. "Hey lets all go up into the peak," José suggested. We all agreed, but Vanessa was still not having it. After we made our way up to the peak, José's stomach was hurting and he said everyone to get in front of him. We all knew why, so we did. As we got to the top of the mountain José asked how many people we think he could wake up from here. We all said he that he couldn't and we found out why his stomach was growling so much. He ran over to the tip of the cliff and ripped an ungodly fart that sounded like an explosion. We were all mutually disgusted. "That's it José! We need to talk alone," Vanessa screamed out.

With that Grace and I went down the mountain, but we could still hear Vanessa arguing with José. "First it was this party, where I just wanted it to be simply the two of us. Then, you invite a freshmen over, because you two are 'just friends'. And I already told you that this fart fetish thing is just way too far. That's it we are through!" Grace and I were in complete shock at that last statement and agreed that we will never talk about it.

"Yeah, I have to go. See you later," Grace said as she crossed the street down to her house. And than it was just me. My own lonely self walking down a mountain at 1:30 am in the morning. "Hey! Wait!" A voice yelled from up the street. It was José. "I'm sorry that you heard all that. Vanessa can be a little much," he was obviously depressed and was about losing Vanessa. But I really needed to know about the fetish. "So, is it true. Your... fart thing," I carefully asked him. "Um... yeah I guess so," he began, "I enjoy farting on people, it turns me on... so... yeah?" José finished. I stopped and looked back up the mountain. "Hey, I know a way I can cheer you up," I said to seductively and nudged him back up the mountain. I smacked his ass and he was pleased with it and we ran up the mountain. I had to stop a few times because José's stomach was hurting, but that just made me even more excited.

We broke into his house and ran upstairs as quickly as we could. And as soon as we got into his bed, he pulled down his pants and sat down on me with all his force, bare ass. It was hairless but was a dark brown from his shits. "Get ready!" José yelled as his stomach gurgled. I felt his cheeks clench around my face and BBBBBBBRRRRRRHHHTTTT a monstrous fart left his ass and went into my mouth. "Aw, fuck yeah!" José yelled out. He was moaning and laughing loudly. "Vanessa would have never let me to this!" PPPPPPPRRRRRRRTTT. I was ready to cum without him touching my dick at all! "Oh, I see you need some relief," José said as he took off my pants. He began sucking my dick and kept fart in my face, causing me to shoot my load into his mouth. BBBBBBRRRRRPPPPPTTTTTTTTT José ripped a large airy fart in my face that lasted for about 15 seconds and smelled as if he was about to crap himself. This made me shoot my second load. "Hey, are you okay with shit?" He asked me. I gave him a thumbs up and BBBBBRRRRRRPPLPLTTTTTT a smooth brown turd came out with a ginormous fart.

We soon became to tired to carry on, and I had to leave him. José was passed out on the bed, but it still didn't stop him from farting. How farts sounded different when he slept. They used to have a high pitch and sputtered a lot, but now they sound like deep rolls of thunder with a sloppy/wet sound at the end. I decided to take a few whiffs before I left.

As I inhaled his last fart, I got up and walked home. It was still dark and I wasn't sure if I still had shit on my face. I had to get in through the front door using the spare key on the front porch. I went into the bathroom and washed my face and went to bed. I fell asleep immediately and that completed the best day of my life.