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Enemies

Some humans have a list of people they like and hate, they will sometimes do anything to stay away or get close to one

Alien 1: Human we need a trained technician for this mission here's the list of candidates

Human: hate you, hate you, you're creepy, and you stole my lunch, we have no one to take on the mission

Alien 1: well what about them?

Human: they stole...my heart

Alien 1:...THEY DID WHAT!?