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Ratchet: Am I a pretty lombax?
Jak: Oh well... You're beautiful...
Jak sees a confused Ashelin and Torn glaring at him, shocked.
Ashelin and Torn in their thoughts: This dude gay!
Dex Hamilton: It doesn't work for everyone (Meme)
Dex: Talking flirtatious to Jane who walks by
Dex slaps her butt.
Jane: (Gasps)
And then dances in front of Dex. Zap sees what Dex did to Jane, deciding to do the same thing. Jenny 10 walks by and Zap slaps her butt, but didn't work.
Jenny 10: (attacking Zap for smacking her butt) Aaah! I'll beat your ass!
Zap: (being attacked by Jenny) Chill, CHILL!
Samurai Rabbit: It doesn't always work for everyone (Meme)
Chizu flirts as she sees Yuichi Usagi walking by, smacking his butt.
Yuichi: Gasps
Yuichi dances and Chizu becomes impressed by him and his moves.
Lord Kogane sees and decides to do the same thing as Chizu did to Usagi, he sees Lady Fuwa.
He smacks her butt but fails.
Lady Fuwa: Aaaah! I'll beat your ass!
Lord Kogane: Chill, CHILL!
Jenny gets a tablet message from her friend Rikki, she sees the link to a video she has never seen before. "Ok, what did my friend just send me? I wonder what this link shows," said Jenny. "Wait, let me see," said Zap as he joined in to see. She pressed the link to the video on her tablet, it popped up a video of Kevin Leonardo's Nair video.
"For reference, this is how hairy my butt is right now," said Kevin Leonardo on the video. "Wha-?" said Jenny, before she and Zap screamed together as they saw Kevin's butt pop up during the video. Zap screamed like Squidward when he saw it, Jenny stopped the video on her tablet. "WHAT IS THAT? WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?!" shouted Jenny, yelling in shock. "Oh my, God! He just-, he just showed his butt on the video," said Zap, terrified. "Rikki, why would you send me that? That is, how is that even on Youtube like that, oh my!" said Jenny, laughing. "I know, right," said Zap, laughing. "Hey guys, what's going on?" said Tung. "Tung, you don't want to see this. It's terrifying," said Zap. "Yeah," said Jenny. "Oh, my eyes!" said Zap, feeling like his eyes were on fire after the video.
"Let me see," said Tung. "OK, if you say so," said Jenny as she showed the video to Tung. "For reference, this is how hairy my butt is right now," said Kevin Leonardo on the video. "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" shouted Tung as he saw the part of the video, shocked. Tung turned his head away from the video, Jenny immediately stopped the video. "See," said Zap. "Yeah, I see that now, that was... Oh my, Gosh!" said Tung, breathing like he was going to get sick after watching the video. "We should do it on Dex," said Tung. "I don't know about that," said Jenny. "Me either, but I bet his reaction is gonna be hilariously priceless when he sees the video," said Zap.
"Hey, Dex, come here, we have something to show you," shouted Zap, calling Dex over. Dex came by the lab. "What is it? Is it another bug?" said Dex. "No, but you gotta look," said Jenny. Jenny replayed the video. Dex begins to watch it. "For reference, this is how hairy my butt is right now," said the video. Dex screamed out loud as he saw the part of the video before turning away and covering his mouth with his hand, Jenny paused the video again as they laughed. "Did he just?" asked Dex, shocked. "Yeah, he did," said Tung, laughing. "How is that allowed in the video? That is just crazy," asked Dex.
Dex was shocked, still but then started laughing, they all laughed. "We should show it to Lola and Tiffany," said Zap. "No, they're too young. They're still teenagers. They'll never find out about the video," said Dex. "Yeah, I agree with Dex. We should leave them be," said Jenny.