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How would these Playstation characters act around a child that got lost:
Ratchet: He would ask the kid if he ok and if he needs help then would tell Clank to locate the parents and would get the kid a snack
Sweet tooth: would probably scare the child at first but would let the kid ride in his monster truck so they can find their parents and would get them ice cream
Sir Daniel fortesque: not going to lie he would probably get distracted alot while looking for the kids parents but would comfort the kid if their were scared
Dante: He would take the kid on a whole adventure before finding his parents but would get them back to their family.......eventually
Lol 💀
(The gang are on a bus to jail)
Sweet Tooth: that trial was a total sham
Ratchet: yeah I knew we were in trouble the moment I saw the jury
(At the trial, the jury is filled with Nintendo characters)
Toro: Well at least they're a jury of our peers
Parappa: I don't think they see it that way Toro.
Playstation all stars battle royale characters with Barbie filters
( Yes, I know this is a late trend. Yes, I know some of the charging looked messed up. Yes, I know I don't have a life but come on me have my fun!!!)
( sorry, I have to make a part 2)
holey crap-
The Zoni: You seem hard to kill
Ratchet: Aw, thank you! I haven't been killed yet
The Zoni: To your knowledge
Ratchet: What?
can we just appreciate how cute these off screen shots are from the official art book?
look at them! clank is just a stick with a marshmallow on it!Â
SHIPPING RATCHET AND AZIMUTH IS CREEPY
I don't care how many people I anger, Azimuth is the same age as his fucking father. This man knew his father long before he was born, hell i could even argue Azimuth is OLDER than his father This ship is creepy. bite me.
My love hate relationship with modern Ratchet and Clank games
TW: my opinion. its ok to disagree with me and I would love to hear your perspective. please don't send me hate. thank you.
I love rift apart and I love ratchet and clank as a series. I have played it since the ps2 era and it has a very special place in my heart, I loved the future trillogy too, and I love the newer games all the same.
but also some things bother me
1- clank making a dimentionator and announcing it to the universe felt out of character.
I don't care how you spice it the entirety of ACIT had clank learning about not abusing power for selfish reasons what the fuck game.
It would have worked if literally anyone but clank did that.
2- i miss Jim Ward.
this is not the games fault I am just sad about it. Captain Qwark was one of my favorites growing up. I wish him and his family good health and fortune. thank you for making my childhood you brilliant hilarious man.
3- This entire story feels like a waste of time.
can we just END the whole thing with the lombax race already. I loved the future trilogy but its been 10 years and I want to finally move on to other stories.
either showcase the lombax race, or don't. this has been dangling so much over my head that i have to occasionally remove cobwebs from it. lets just finish this story arc and move on please!
it feels like having the boys go to a parallel "what if never met" timeline just felt… wasteful.
I love rivet and kit but they are still just genderswapped ratchet and clank. You can't really have them meet new characters because they are just meeting themselves.
Yes i know this is a stupid take but i don't care. I just feel like this story was so…. safe. nothing ground breaking or interesting and it feels a bit wasteful.
4- ratchet's personality (also a problem with the 2016 remake)
what I loved about the original trillogy is that ratchet and clank were an amazing duo.
Ratchet was gruff, a little immature, and a bit standoffish. later on he matured (probably because he was like 13 in the first game lol) but he was STILL ratchet.
this reflected off of clank being naieve but good natured and intelligent. Clank became less naieve but he was STILL clank.
but since the 2016 reboot Ratchet went from a standoffish imperfect person to a generic wonderhero every single damn hollywood protagonist has.
the problem with this is that it basically ruins the dynamic with the boys. if both Ratchet AND clank are Naive then they don't really have a lot of chemistry…
Writers: please let your characters be flawed.
I liked ratchet BECAUSE of his flaws, and it feels like ratchet's personality was sandblasted off during the movie.
5- Comedy and seriousness 2 in one shampoo.
I liked the OG trillogy for its comedy, but it had a few serious bits too, mostly in up your arsenal.
I liked the Future trilogy for its serious bits, but it had comedy bits too sprinkled here and there which was a nice way to blow off tension.
for the most part sometimes it feels like this series doesn't know if it wants to be serious or joke-ey and so its kinda neither. Its just there. it exists.
please let the writers have fun with this man. It feels like a lot of the newer stuff has a corporate stranglehold on this series so its too afraid to alienate anyone.
as they always say: to appeal to EVERYONE you end up standing out to no one at all.
why am i making this post?
because tbh I don't want ratchet and clank to turn into bland safe mush that is designed to appeal to as much people as possible.
i love this game
But also this game only really brought me neat alt characters. I like fancy brit nefarious but thats about it. nothing really stands out to me about this game beyond it's premise.
it all feels too…safe?
That's why the lombax civilization story line didn't end, its because its too dangerous to ACTUALLY explore that anymore. that is why for some bloody reason characters keep randomly pointing out how lombax ratchet is being a lombax and that is what he is.
I am not angry, but that is EXACTLY my problem.
I WANT to be angry and upset
I WANT to have my ideas challenged
its more interesting that way! I remember way back in the day people were complaining about the tonal shift in the future trillogy and how they didn't like that.
more of that please! do interesting things with the characters I love! don't just sit on all these good ideas damnit!
anyways give me your thoughts. thank you for reading my lazy weird nerd rant. I stayed up late last night playing shadows of doubt and I will probably regret posting this once I get a full nights sleep lol. oh also shipping ratchet and rivet is weird. stop it I don't want this to be another sans self incest thing. It isn't as ungodly and terrible as the Allistor and Ratchet ship but its still weird as fuck. sorry not sorry please insomniac let women in this series exist for longer than 2 games at least so that the fans can be less emotionally starved. canonize relationships you cowards.
Please I need drawings with this poses
Does anyone remember this?
Alright hear me out:
-Purple and green for the win
-"How's the weather up there" club member
-With great IQ comes an even greater big fkn forehead
-Will bite off your kneecaps and go feral if given the opportunity and a (arguably) good reason to
-The only thing stopping them from being official and praised scientists is war crimes
-✨EYEBROWS✨
-Grumpy loner boi, but crave attention for his undeniable genius
-Flying menace
-Would never miss a single piece of content of Jupiter Jim/Lance and Janice
-Has built robot(s) to do their bidding and praising them
-"I'm gonna beat you with the power of drama and this gun I've made!"
-Evil gremlin with redeeming qualities
-Breaks the fabric of time, space and the rules of physics to invent cool crap on a daily basis and doesn't get nearly enough credit for it
-THREE FINGERS!!! THEY BOTH HAVE 3 FINGERS ON EACH HAND! THAT'S HOW FKN CLOSE THOSE TWO ARE!!!
-so many other things...
And this is why I present to you: ✨💜Dr Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank) and Donatello Hamato's (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) potential friendship💜✨
The only thing stopping them from being perfect nerdy friendship material is the obvious fact that one is more heroic and the other villainous, and also Nefarious' extreme hate for all organic life forms.
Fck it they can still be rivals with respect for each other's work.
Donnie and Nefarious would become friends... after having a competition to see who can commit so many war crimes, they have to make a new set of articles for the Geneva suggestions specifically dedicated to them first
Beautiful, couldn't have said it better myself. Honestly the only thing stopping Donnie going absolutely evil like Nefarious is his brothers.
A fun fact about the RaC Universe;
The existence of organisms that can live in the vacuum of space implies that there could be entire "Flesh Planets" roaming the Universe somewhere out there.
Living planets made entirely out of biomatter, like that one planet from the Junji Ito story. These planets would be Rogue Planets, moving around the Universe like bacteria in a petri dish.
Have fun.
Interesting. Not sure what I'm supposed to do with this information, so I'm just gonna start to gaslight people into thinking flesh planets are real.
I was prompted by a friend to make another twitter-comfort-character-thing.
I put a link to the original below. I’m sleep now. Habby New Year.
sorry for inactivity gang! Here’s art for the like 10 Alister Azimuth fans out there :)
nwn
https://twitter.com/shanibun_nwn/status/1405218347365683201?s=19
Ratchet and Clank: Rift Apart
great game, lots of fun
