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Ratchet: Am I a pretty lombax?
Jak: Oh well... You're beautiful...
Jak sees a confused Ashelin and Torn glaring at him, shocked.
Ashelin and Torn in their thoughts: This dude gay!
When Jak and Sly see Ratchet being the cute lombax with the booty:
Playstation Trio: Only Mysteries in the Jungle
Episode 1: A Case of a Missing Key
At the jungle hotel... Jak, Sly, and Ratchet are on a mission to find a tomb around the jungle.
"Ok, we rented a room to stay in. We got the first case to investigate." said Jak. "We gotta find a key that was missing in the past century. Indeed, I'm hoping it's in the tomb in the jungle." Said Ratchet.
"You hope the key's in the tomb somewhere? I don't know about that." said Daxter.
"Only way to find out, let's go outside to explore the jungle." said Jak.
After they rented a room in the hotel, they went to the jungle. While they walked along the paths of the jungle, Sly found something on the ground. Sly picked up a shiny, Turquoise jewel. "I found this." said Sly. "What's that?" asked Ratchet.
"It's turquoise. Turquoise is a stone of the ancients, it represents wisdom, tranquility, good fortune, protection, and hope." said Bentley. "Protection? Hope? What a good crystal." said Murray.
Sly puts the turquoise in his pocket, and they continue walking around the jungle. "This is getting long." said Ratchet, wiping the sweat off. "Well, I'm pretty sure it's not gonna be that long. Shorty." said Jak, calling Ratchet shorty. "Don't call me that, Jak." said Ratchet, glaring at Jak. "Shorty." said Jak. "Dude." said Ratchet, slaps Jak in the arm. "And you hit like a girl." said Jak, teasing. "Did not." said Ratchet, annoyed. "Yeah, you did." said Jak.
"Hey, we found a tomb." said Murray. "Really?" said Ratchet. "Yeah." said Murray. "It's in the left path of the jungle." said Murray, pointing at the left path of the jungle.
The trio and their sidekicks run to the left side of the jungle to go find the tomb there. "There it is." said Jak. "It needs a round key." said Daxter. "Use the turquoise to open the door." said Clank. "The turquoise." said Ratchet.
Sly gives Ratchet the turquoise, Ratchet uses it to unlock the entrance. "Nice work, Ratchet." said Murray. The gang goes inside the tomb. "Yeah, nice job, Ratchet." said Jak as he went inside the tomb, along with others.
Jak slaps Ratchet hard in the butt, surprising Ratchet and his tail jumped in shock. "Dude... Stop." said Ratchet.
As they got inside, they turned on their lights. "Whoa." said Ratchet. "I know, right?" asked Sly. "We gotta find the key in this tomb." said Jak.
They explored inside the tomb, and they went to the straight path. Daxter spotted a centipede, he screamed with fear and jumped onto Jak's shoulder. "Mother-!" said Ratchet, started by the centipede and Daxter's scream. "It's just a centipede." said Clank to Daxter, laughing. Daxter glared at Clank for laughing at him.
"Look, there's the key over there. On the pedestal." said Jak as he sees the mysterious key on the pedestal in the pedestal room.
"Careful, there's booby traps around in this room." said Sly as he stopped his friends from unknowingly going through the booby traps.
The fire rises out in the traps.
Playstation Trio: Only Mysteries in the Jungle
Episode 1.2: Going through the Traps
As they find traps, Sly decides to go past the fire traps. He went to the left, ducked down to prevent himself from being burned by a trap, sneak to the right, crawl down over another trap, and then make it to the pedestal. The traps are blocked after Sly goes past them.
"I made it." said Sly. "Good job, Sly." said Jak. Sly picked the key up and put it in his pocket. "OK, guys, let's go." said Jak.
After they got the key, they went back to the hotel. They researched the old key. "This key belongs to the indigenous chief of the jungle, Tokai. Tokai was known for healing his people with his herbs and setting shamanic good rituals," said Bentley.
"Shamanism," said Jak.
"Some people say that the pirates were trying to steal the herbs from the chief, but the chief placed a hex on the evil pirates who hunted for treasure and herbs, making sure what's done in the dark comes to light. Like a boomerang goes around, karma comes around. Some pirates got sick until they died, leaving their innocent loved ones behind (including their families)." said Bentley.
"Dang." said Ratchet. "At least, the medicine's safe, right?" said Sly. "Well, it depends," said Murray.
At the jungle museum... Ratchet, Sly and Jak went to the office to talk to the curator. "Excuse us, sir." said Ratchet. "Yes?" said the curator. "Is there anything to look around for clues in this museum?" asked Jak. "Well, certainly. We saw a mysterious man with an eye patch in the museum earlier, he was looking around the vase of Chief Rokai with a surprised look on his face." said the curator.
"Can we examine around?" said Ratchet. "Of course." said the curator. "Thank you." said Sly. The trio examined the museum. "Any clues in this place?" said Jak. "Not quite." said Ratchet. "Nope, not yet." said Sly. As they were looking around and even viewing the art, Ratchet found a note underneath the vase stand. "There's a note. It says: BLCV-03221." Said Ratchet. "Looks like we found a code to something." said Sly. "I wonder if there's a way to unlock something in this case. We still gotta find some more clues." said Jak. "There's another room to go in. We can sneak in there to investigate" said Sly. "Good idea." said Jak.
The trio went into the mysterious room and then discovered a basement, they went into the basement and found the study room.
Playstation Trio: Only Mysteries in the Jungle
Episode 1.3: The Code of the Study Room
They begin to investigate in the study room, "There's gotta be around here in this room." said Jak. "I didn't know that this place has a secret room." said Ratchet. "Yeah, I think no one ever went to this room." said Sly.
"There's a folder." said Jak as he discovered a folder hiding in the opened cabinet of the desk. Jak pulled out the folder and opened it, revealing more clues: the old inheritance papers from the florist named Amber Perez. "Someone's named Amber Perez, the florist." said Jax.
"I wonder where the florist is?" said Sly. "It appears that she was known for gardening rare plants from the Amazon area, exposing trafficking rings, and selling her special plants." Said Ratchet, reading the biography description of Amber.
"Wait, she exposed trafficking rings?" asked Sly. "Like sex trafficking, human trafficking." Said Jak. "There's another file of this person." said Ratchet, pointing at the second file of the man named Riko.
"His name is Riko, also known for making foundation money for the children." said Sly.
"That's strange, who got the files of people anyway?" asked Ratchet.
Back at the jungle hotel... The three men went back to the room, with their sidekicks researching. "So these are 5 people in the files?" said Sly. "Yep, 5 of them." said Jak.
"I gotta "So, where do we find the 5 mysterious people who know or don't know about the past mysteries of the jungle." said Sly. "I have no clue, but the only way to find out is that we find the florist and talk to her." said Jak. "We can try contacting her on the website, will it be a good idea?" said Ratchet. "Yeah." said Sly. "Uh, Ratchet... Don't look behind." said Jak as he saw a giant water bug on the wall, behind Ratchet.
"Oh god, it's huge." said Sly. "Don't look back at the wall." said Daxter. "Don't tell there's a big roach behind me, isn't it?" said Ratchet, a little scared. "Oh yeah, it's right behind you alright." said Sly. Ratchet turns his head to look behind and finds a water bug on the wall.
"Holy mother of Qwark!" shouted Ratchet, screaming like a girl.
"Where's the shoe? Where's the shoe?" said Jak as he and the others stood back from the waterbug. "If it flies, I'm gonna run to the bathroom to hide there forever." said Daxter as he gives Jak one of the shoes. "Kill it, man, kill that little dude!" said Ratchet.
Jak throws the shoe at the waterbug but misses and the water bug flies to the corner. Ratchet falls off the bed, trying to get away from the waterbug.
"Oh Lord! He moved!" shouted Jak. "He moved!" said Ratchet. Ratchet grabbed out the broom from the right corner, next to him. Ratchet hits the waterbug, it falls to the floor. Ratchet stomps on the waterbug multiple times, killing it. "Die, you fool, die!" said Ratchet, shouting and laughing.
"Watch what happens, there's another one coming from the vent. I think it's his mate." said Clank. The men screamed when the other waterbug came from the vent.
Ratchet swings the broom at it but misses a shot. The waterbug flies towards Ratchet, but Jak catches the second waterbug in his hands. He threw it outside and yelled "Yeet!" And the water bug flew away outside. "And stay out, motherf**cker!" said Jak, shouting.
"I hate waterbugs." said Ratchet. "Me, either." said Sly.
(Shake that bubble butt! Yeah!) Crossover Version
The music plays “Getting Jiggy wit It” by Will Smith, crossover characters from Samurai Rabbit, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, Sly Cooper and SpongeBob dance together on Kitsune’s birthday party.
SpongeBob: “Woo, shake it! Woo, woo, shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt, yeah!”
The music stopped, the characters stopped dancing with confusion and looked at their butts with embarrassment.
Jak: Not only am I hurt on the outside, but I’m also hurt on the inside.
Ratchet: Is my butt big?
Sly: How could you be so harsh?!
Yuichi Usagi: Is my butt looking like Beyonce’s?
Gen: Don’t look at my butt!
The characters leave, mumbling with embarrassment while covering their butts.
Just Sleep with Me Already: Deleted Scenes (Jak x Ratchet)
Deleted Scene 1: He's Filling Out
After Ratchet reluctantly chose to stay in a room with Jak, Jak is shirtless with black boxers on when he lays on his bed. "OK, Jak. I'm undressing. Don't try to look at my butt because you got a girlfriend." said Ratchet.
Ratchet is slightly nervous about undressing him in front of Jak, but he takes his shirt off and then takes his pants. Ratchet is wearing grey boxers, he has a nice butt. Jak looks at his butt and toned legs while laying down, without Ratchet looking. "Wow, I have never seen Ratchet's butt filling out. And his legs are toned up... I know I don't want to hurt Keira, but he's fine as hell. He got a nice, beautiful ass like he's filling out alright!" said Jak in his own thoughts.
Ratchet turns his head to look at Jak behind him, and caught him looking at his butt.
"This dude gay," said Ratchet, in his thoughts.
Jak looks at Ratchet's face, knowing he got caught. "Sorry," said Jak, blushing. Jak turned off the light.
Deleted Scene 2: A Spooning Moment
As Jak spoons Ratchet who is frozen up with tension while lying in bed with him, he strokes his ears while wondering why is Ratchet tensing up. Jak realized that it is his erection when his groin pressed against Ratchet's butt. "Now I see why Ratchet is tensing up," said Jak, in his thoughts. Jak smirks while stroking Ratchet's ears, his fingers slithered down his fur to touch Ratchet's thigh. Jak begins to kiss Ratchet's shoulder and his upper arm, causing Ratchet's eyes to open wider in surprise.
"Oh no, I feel that dude's thing poking me in the butt. God, look at this dude, what is he doing behind me? Look at this pervert, he's swole. And he's kissing on me, I want to kick him in the nuts for this. This is sexual harassment here." said Ratchet, in his thoughts.
"W-what are you doing, Jak?" asked Ratchet, blushing.
Deleted Scene 3: Pillow Talk
After being told to go to sleep by Jak, Ratchet slowly closes his eyes. But Jak kisses him on the lips passionately, which shocks Ratchet. Jak smacks him in the butt, making him blush. "I see you're not tensed now, huh?" said Jak. "Uh... uh." said Ratchet, stuttered.
Jak kisses him on the neck, then kisses down Ratchet's side: his waist, hip, and thigh while squeezing and slapping Ratchet's butt and caressing his thigh. Ratchet closed his eyes with pleasure. "And there he goes, kissing me now. I feel that he's not a harasser at all, but a flirt. I think he wants to have a bisexual experience... with me. Like it's his bisexual awakening." said Ratchet in his thoughts.
Jak lays on his back, wanting Ratchet to get on top of him. And Ratchet gets on top of him, straddling him.
"God, you're so beautiful." said Jak, grabbing Ratchet's butt.
They kissed, starting their make out session for 10 mins. Unaware that Sly is outside, recording a video on them, laughing.
Deadlocked together
Some doodles of an AU where Ratchet & Jak are forced to work together as partners in Dreadzone! Rambles under the cut. :)
This AU is inspired by the fact Jak is an unlockable skin in 2-player. :)
The concept behind Jak's Dreadzone armor having a less edgy design in comparison to Ratchet's would be that while Ratchet is the one with the "bad boy image" (given by Vox), Jak's given the opposite press to balance it out. Helping kittens out of trees & grannies across the street kind of deal. Drives Jak crazy to be seen as a big ole softie lol.
The two still match emblems since they are partners, so they have to work together in the arena chellanges. When playing Deadlocked 2-player, if player 1 & 2 get too far away from one another, they get a countdown before they are both killed. Same rules would apply in this AU. They're in it together whether they like it or not, and if one fails, they both fail.
Deadlocked together
Some doodles of an AU where Ratchet & Jak are forced to work together as partners in Dreadzone! Rambles under the cut. :)
This AU is inspired by the fact Jak is an unlockable skin in 2-player. :)
The concept behind Jak's Dreadzone armor having a less edgy design in comparison to Ratchet's would be that while Ratchet is the one with the "bad boy image" (given by Vox), Jak's given the opposite press to balance it out. Helping kittens out of trees & grannies across the street kind of deal. Drives Jak crazy to be seen as a big ole softie lol.
The two still match emblems since they are partners, so they have to work together in the arena chellanges. When playing Deadlocked 2-player, if player 1 & 2 get too far away from one another, they get a countdown before they are both killed. Same rules would apply in this AU. They're in it together whether they like it or not, and if one fails, they both fail.
anyone else remember?
Hahaha 😆
Things are going well
Playstation all stars battle royale quotes.
Mael Radec: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Sir Daniel : ...Don’t you mean benevolence?
Mael Radec: No.
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Nathan drake: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Jak , narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
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Sly : *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Nathan : Sly , what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Mael : Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Sir Daniel : Is that a picture of you?
Mael : Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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PaRappa: Spike ! This soup is flaccid!
Spike : LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Coal , about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay?
Raiden : I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!
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Dante : *is throwing stones at Nariko's window*
Nariko: You have a phone for a reason, Dante !
*THUD*
Nariko: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
Playstation all stars battle royale incorrect quotes pt.2
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Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?
Nathan drake : Yeah, I have.
Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Cole’s law?
Nathan drake : Is this a joke about coleslaw?
Sly Cooper : …maybe
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Fat princess : Can I go to the pool?
Evil coal : Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.
Fat princess : No, can I go by myself?
Evil coal : You don’t want to go with me?
Fat princess : You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Evil coal : It’s the only way to establish dominance.
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Sweettooth : Kratos , you're my best friend.
Kratos : Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Kratos : I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
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Sir Daniel : Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Colonel radec , on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Parappa , entering the room: *Sees Spike and leaves*
Spike , watching Parappa leave: There’s my monthly dose of Parappa …
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Big daddy : Sackboy, what are you doing?
Sackboy: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Big daddy : You could always take it out and count it.
Sackboy: Where’s the fun in that?
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This is just the Shenanigans I think they would get into if they were stuck in the crystal dimensions but they already defeated Polygon Man they're just stuck their lol
Playstation all stars battle royale incorrect quotes pt.3
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Colonel radec: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Raiden: A doll.
Isaac Clark : A cinnamon roll.
Kratos: A sweetheart.
Colonel radec:
Colonel radec: ...stop it.( embarrassed af)
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Kratos: Hi-
Raiden : Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your ass.
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Kratos: What are amphetamines?
Sweettooth : Drugs that can go on land and water.
Kratos: Ohhhh
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Heihachi: Sly Cooper, is that my mug you’re drinking out of?
Sly Cooper: No, it’s mine.
Heihachi: It... looks just like the one I have...
Sly Cooper: You don’t have one like this anymore.
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Heihachi: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food!
sir Daniel: You can eat a rock.
evil coal: Air.
Nathan drake: The fabric of time and space.
Kratos: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems.
Heihachi: You guys are not helpful.
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Jak and dexter: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Raiden : You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Jak and dexter: And I reserve that right! After all....
Jak and dexter: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!
Raiden : There were no movies made in 1879.
Jak and dexter: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Nathan drake: Oooh! Let’s go ask sackboy if they saw it in theatres!
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Colonel radec: Sly Cooper spat in Jak and dexter's ear today when they were sitting on the couch together.
evil coal: ...What?! Why?!
Colonel radec, shrugging: You tell me
Playstation all stars battle royale memes I made just cause
More playstation all stars battle royale meme!!!!!
MY FAVORITE playstation all stars characters
Playstation all stars battle royale characters with Barbie filters
( Yes, I know this is a late trend. Yes, I know some of the charging looked messed up. Yes, I know I don't have a life but come on me have my fun!!!)
( sorry, I have to make a part 2)
Been reading Jak and Daxter fanfic again after like 15 years and while I support the Jak x Daxter shippers fully, I am still waiting for the fic where Daxter stays an ottsel but they hook up anyway. It's not even about furry weirdness, this is just genuinely a dynamic I want to see actually handled instead of just hand waved away. Make them own the weirdness dammit! XD Nobody cared that Tess was into fur and Daxter honestly seems much more comfortable as a literal god... I'd write it myself but I'm not invested in the ship enough haha, but I would read the hell out of any long fic that took the time to make gruff man x loud small animal friend into a relationship.
I know a couple Jak fans from way back who might like this alternate take on Jak 2 that manages to reference all three games and is one hell of an awsome action packed read. :)