Hunting Palismen - Tumblr Posts

The Owl House season 2A episode promo art by @danaterrace

She said she wants to be like Azura and Eda that’s so ducking wholesome

Uncanny…

The fact that golden guard is named hunter is very funny to me

i love thinking about hunter's staff as a disability aid ESPECIALLY because of the context it adds to hunting palismen it's . so funny. oh my goD hunter can't catch a single break in the enTIRE EP fuckin IMAGINE you're just. trying to do your evil job of being evil evilly in peace and then some random annoying 14-year-old anarchist shithead who shouldn't even BE there grabs your cane HURLS it INTO THE ABYSS crashes your ship KNOCKS YOU UNCONSCIOUS smacks you awake FINDS your cane STEALS your cane makes you CHASE HER THROUGH ALLEYS TO GET IT BACK makes FUN OF YOU for struggling without your cane briefly tries to MURDER you WITH your cane then after all of this she just gives it back to you cuz you're accidentally buddies and you're like "are you sure. cause like i'll take it i mean i still gotta do my evil job but you're REALLY gonna wish i was WAY more disabled in 10 minutes" lo and behold she should not have been sure. THEN you end up letting her go anyway and failing to do your job because you're having really weird feelings about the whole thing and also about how nice she is and also about how you feel kinda bad for being evil for some reason. this girl stole your disability aid and tried to murder you like 7 times.

Me: watching The Owl House

Hunter (Golden Guard):

My Bi self:

Artwork by @eljesala please follow them they make amazing art

palismen adoption day.

Add some trauma (2)

inspired by this

Hello. Welcome to my "character" kitchen. Today I'm going to show you how to make the perfect "character" for a show. First thing you gonna wanna do is put in a scoop of TRAUMA.

then you gonna wanna add a cup "fake confidence". then add some TRAUMA.

then I usually add one whole "friendly conversation". Then we gonna add some TRAUMA. then just to add some character, we're going to add some TRAUMA. then I usually add one half …..of TRAUMA.

now it wouldn't really be a character without some friends. So we gonna add some TRAUMA, take some Friends, dip them in TRAUMA, trow them in the mix, then add some TRAUMA. and then, only then… can we add some TRAUMA and blend.

Now offscreen/during a timeskip we actually went back and added some TRAUMA.

Once everything is going well, show everyone your character, add some TRAUMA.

and now you can FINALLY... add some TRAUMA, and enjoy your show…………

I forgot the TRAUMA…..