I Am Too Smooth Brained To Even Find The Words - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
Erik is a housewife
Christine finds Erik in her closet dedicatedly hemming and mending her dresses/clothes. She likes the idea, but ... what about her undergarments?!!
Big ty to Executive Producer @night-unfurls-its-splendour who helped me w the historical undergarments situation 🙏
Tags :
the phantom of the opera
birdstooth
look @ him....
i want to tell him what hes holding
let me at him
let me embarrass his ass
also wait
how many tags can i add
let me try
erik.
is
a
Stinky
sewer
man
but at least
he cleans your clothes
cooks for you
sews your clothes
folds your napkins
makes your bed
steals your underwear
makes you prima donna by threatening and blackmailing others
murders your friends
hangs your boyfriend who has no idea whats going on and thinks you're delusional for believing in an angel who is actually a man
i think i went off rail
wait seriously how many tags can i add?
well i guess its time to voice my appreciation for birdstooth brain
it is simply brilliant
i am too smooth brained to even find the words