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First We Had Sam, And Now The Second Boy From My Top Three Is Getting Headcanons! I Present To You: Guy "definitely has a last name that isn't Montag" The Pizza Guy!
-Doesn't even like pizza all that much (the job making him smell it so often probably ruined his appetite a bit).
-He doesn't have a closet. Instead, he has his clothes sorted in different baskets because he can't be bothered to not just drop his folded laundry into a box once he's done folding it.
^But Honey has a closet and occasionally hangs Guy's important clothes into it alongside their stuff so it doesn't get as many wrinkles ("important clothes" as in work uniform and dress shirts and such).
-He has an entire drawer in the bathroom dedicated to nail polish.
^He's not allowed to wear it when Max's has him in the kitchen for hygiene reasons, but at any other time of the day, he has his nails done in some color he likes. He also has gotten a lot of compliments for them while out on delivery.
-Guy is a pretty good singer and he oftentimes sings Honey to sleep when they're too stressed out to fall asleep on their own.
-He knows how to play the bass guitar. He doesn't have one anymore because once he outgrew the one he had in high school, he never bought a new one, but if you handed him a bass, he definitely could play you some song he memorized some years ago.
-Guy can sleep in literally any position. He could fall asleep on the couch with his head hanging over the armrest and his mouth wide open and he'll wake up the next morning perfectly fine.
^That being said, he snores when he does that. Whenever he isn't sleeping in a position that is at least somewhat normal, he will start snoring. And yes, the loudness depends on how messed up his positioning is.
[Little music-themed extra: This playlist reminded me of Guy and Honey sitting on their old apartment's balcony and complaining about their old roommate as well as just general life things while drinking some weird tea/juice mix Honey came up with ^^]