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Shallan: I-
Adolin: When it comes to this relationship, there is no ‘I’, only ‘we’
Shallan: Okay, 'we’ are bisexual.
Adolin: Damn right we are
Slay you deserve a million followers for teach me series. Can I request DK or MG kabedon? 🥹 humor or serious or against all odds angst would make my dreams come true you’re amazing
NGL I had to look up what that was and I can only imagine humor but this ended up super fluffy too im sorry for no angst anon 😔
Please accept this as my apology!!!
Pairing: Lee Dokyeom x fem!reader
Genre: humor, suggestive, fluff
Warnings: reader loves a boozy brunch, and they have a dachshund named Mango,
Note: Mayhaps be read as a long long long away epilogue of Teach Me couple
“Damn, you shit with that ass?” You drunkly smile at your boyfriend attempting to shuffle you inside your shared apartment.
When you swat at the curve of plump flesh, Dokyeom rolls his eyes with a groan. He can’t help but smile despite his exasperation with your antics. Bold comments from you has a special way of turning him into a blushing stuttering mess despite years of dating. Something about the brazen way you declare your interest after so much time together sends his heart into orbit, millions of butterflies filling his chest until he is convinced it’ll explode.
But the hallway of your apartment complex at two in the afternoon on a Sunday is not high on Dokyeom’s list of places to be felt up by his girlfriend. Coupled with the knowledge he only has so much time to get you horizontal before you refuse to move yourself, Dokyeom is too stressed to enjoy the usual banter you supply after too many mimosas at brunch with your friends.
The chilled metal door gives way under your combined weight, throwing Dokyeom forward as his feet fail to find their grounding — a firm thud ricocheting through the space under the bounce of his shoulders against the plaster wall.
A smack! echoes in response under your hand landing above his shoulder, pinning a wide eyed Dokyeom underneath your hips as you’re dragged forward by momentum.
“So…do you come here often?”
“To our house?” Dokyeom responds, eyebrows furrowing in amusement.
Crowding into the limit spacefurther, you watch him through your lashes— failing to realize your attempt at coyish allure leaves you resembling a round eyed calf.
Your slow blinks force a guffaw from his lips, shaking your stomach where it touches his own as the crown of Dokyeom’s skull meets the wall behind him.
Pouting as he works through the last of his giggles, you twirl with a huff; nose in the air as you trudge towards the living room.
Mango doesn’t rise from her sprawl across the couch, belly up as she basks in the sun flooding from the glass doors leading to the balcony. Her long golden hair spills onto the couch beneath her oblong body as she watches her parents with little interest.
Tangling your arms around her, you hold her tightly to your chest. “My baby!”
A sharp bark of displeasure answers, followed by your boyfriend gently setting her back on the couch as you sigh forlornly.
“No one in this house loves me.” You wail, stomping your foot while the familiar heat of Dokyeom’s arms curl around your waist once more.
“C’mon babe, let’s go lay down.”
Digging your heels into the ground, you turn to face him. “You love me, right?”
“Always.” Dokyeom smiles, a sweet kiss between your wrinkled brows signing his confession.
“Ew, I have a boyfriend!” You gasp, failing to wiggle out of his grip.
Distracting you in an effort to coral you into the bedroom, Dokyeom plays along. “Oh?”
“Yeah, and he’ll kick your butt!”
“Will he now?” Dokyeom nods, managing to work you out of the living room and down the hall.
“Yeah! And he’s all big and buff.”
“Oh, really? And he’ll fight me for you?”
You sigh once more, “No, he’s too nice.”
“Too bad.”
“I know, he’s really hot when he’s angry.”
Dokyeom fills that tidbit of information away for later, focusing on slipping the tight denim stretched across your hips down so you can sleep comfortably.
“What else do you like about your boyfriend?” He prompts, lifting each leg to free you from the offending garment before gently pushing you to sit on the bed while he works off your shirt.
Arms raised over your head, you eagerly list of the things you love about your boyfriend; a goofy faraway grin brightening your face.
“He’s the best! He’s funny and he’s really sweet and,”
Continuing to prattle on, you don’t notice the way your boyfriend falters under the praise you so eagerly throw his way.
“And Dokyeom is like perfect with kids especially my nieces! I can’t wait until we have kids.”
Kids.
You want kids. With him.
It wasn’t as if it had never been a topic of discussion. You both had been clear from the start that it was a something you’d wanted. But kids and marriage were always a distant goal for you two, nothing to consider for a least a few more years.
But you think about having kids with him. And suddenly he wonders what it’d be like.
Images of babies fill his head; ones with your eyes and his nose, smart like their mom but with their dad’s sense of humor. Bald and perfectly chubby in that cute way only babies are. Then it’s two little girls filling his ears with shrill giggles as he chases them around the living room with your own laughter chiming in from the couch.
Oh boy.
“But we have to get married first. And you can’t tell him I told you but," Comically looking left and right, eyes impossibly round, you drop into a whisper. "I found a ring in the dresser so I think he’ll ask me soon.”
You rock back and forth, feet kicking just above the shag rug as Dokyeom digs up an old shirt from the very dresser he’s had a certain ring hidden in for the past few months.
Finding his voice, albeit shakily, Dokyeom pries for more information.
“If he asks, what would you say?”
A brilliant smile lights your face — blinding in joy, putting all the wonders of the world to shame. You practically glow as you look up at him with so much emotion Dokyeom thinks he might pass out.
“That I’d love to marry you.”
imagine pulling on wonwoos hair in missionary like its long enough now that you totally could
first of all i’m going to kill you
“wrap your legs around me, there you go…”
you whine as wonwoo pushes himself deeper inside of you, blinking away the tears that threaten to fall from just how good it feels.
“crying already, baby? we’ve barely started.”
you don’t answer, you know he’s not expecting you to anyway. instead you thread your fingers through his hair, brushing his bangs out of his eyes so that he can really see you. it’s been getting longer these days, curling up at the ends and around his ears. you love it but he complains that it’s a nuisance. still though, he promises to keep it this length because of you. because of the what it does to you.
like now, the way you can’t stop touching it, the way you practically jump him as soon as he gets out of the shower having just washed it. he’s not an idiot, he knows why you’ve been increasingly feral for him as his hair gets longer but he can’t say he minds.
“ready, baby?” he asks, stroking your thigh affectionately.
“y-yes.”
he smirks. “are you sure? because- ah, fuck! did you just pull my hair?”
you shrug. “you usually like it.”
okay, maybe you’d pulled a little harder than you usually did but it was his fault for taunting you so much in the first place.
wonwoo purses his lips and narrows his eyes at you. you pull on his hair again, forcing him to lift his jaw, this time eliciting a stifled whimper from your boyfriend as his cock twitches inside of you.
it’s quiet for a beat, both of you frozen. then, “do it again.”
“what?” you ask, positive you must have misheard him.
“do it again. pull my hair again.”
“but i thought-”
“do you want me to beg?” he mutters. he’s being sarcastic but the idea is definitely intriguing… “pull my fucking hair again and i’ll fuck you nice and hard just like you want me to, right baby? that’s what you want isn’t it? so c’mon pretty girl, do it again.”
TENGU NO DAIDOKORO, EPISODE ONE — PLUMS AND HERBS
Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
rip ouma you would of been cool as a mischevious halloween trickster prince instead of a guy who sucks
Danglars trying (quite successfully, it must be said, despite annoyances along the way) to manage the other two is such a funny scene, honestly. Especially when drunken Caderousse is interjecting too often and he actually starts praising Dantes (how dare!) and poking holes in the argument.
He's getting so annoyed. It goes from trying to tell him to let them do the talking now:
"My good friend," Danglars remarked, "you are three-quarters drunk; go the whole way and finish the bottle. Drink, but don't interfere with our business, because you need a clear head for what we're doing."
to saving/redirecting the conversation after his next comment:
Fernand rose impatiently to his feet.
"Let him babble," said Danglars, putting a hand on the young man's arm. "And, for that matter, drunk as he is, he is not so far wrong. Absence separates as effectively as death; so just suppose that there were the walls of a prison between Edmond and Mercedes: that would separate them no more or less than a tombstone."
to just outright getting openly annoyed:
"In any event," Caderousse continued, "why they should they put Dantes in prison? He hasn't stolen anything, killed anyone, committed any murder."
"Shut up," said Danglars.
He is SO DONE with this guy ahahahaha.
Thinking trans men aren't real men because they can have a period is such a stupid take.
You literally can't spell menstruation without trans men.
MENSTRUATION
You’re telling me this google has a doc(k)??? Does he have a boat too?
When your credit card is declined at the chiropractor’s so the chiropractor puts the crick back in your neck:
Meme 🤌
Lisa: *ranting about her day as she bursts into Jennie's room*
Jennie: .....
Lisa: *pauses* Why do you look like that?
Jennie: I'm trying to remember something...
Lisa: Like what?
Jennie: When I asked.
GOOD GOD THIS IS SO GOOD!!!
Hear me out. Y/N teasing the ever living fuck out of Felix one day, and even though this man has a heart of gold around others, this man would degrade tf out of you. But like, it’d be like backhanded compliments. Calling you degrading words but complimenting you. You’d be wearing makeup and before you even knew it, it’s smeared down your face. Also spitting kink—
look, babe. idk what happened here but we gonna roll with it ♔ CW: TEASING, SEXTING, LINGERIE, MEAN DOM!FELIX, BRATTY SUB!READER, FEM!READER, HANDCUFFS, ORAL (M. REC) , DEGRADING/PRAISE, SPITTING, HAIR PULLING, MARKING, PET NAMES (PUMPKIN, BABY, DARLING), BITING, CHOKING, DEEP THROATING, FAACE FUCKING, DACRYPHILIA, SPANKING, ORGASM DENIAL, MANHANDELING, DADDY KINK, THIGH SLAPPING, (1) CUNT SLAP, UNPROTECTED SEX (wrap it before you tap it), CREAMPIE(S), MULTIPLE ROUNDS (2), EDGING, NIPPLE PLAY, DIRTY TALK, MENTIONS OF SAFEWORD, SUB SPACE (?), AFTERCARE, FOOD MENTIONS ♔ WC: 2.5K ♔ 18+ work!! minors and ageless/blank blogs DNI! you will be blocked, put an indicator on your blog somewhere that you are 18+ before interacting with this work/blog
There were two sides to every coin. Felix was no different. To everyone outside his and Y/n’s relationship, he was the sweet boy who loved his girlfriend. And he did, truly. But there was a sneaky dark side underneath the exterior. There always had to be one.
Y/n had gotten glimpses at it — mainly when he was playing video games. More often than not in bed. But nothing too crazy. Call her crazy but she very much loved when he would snap and treat her like a whore.
Of course, the one day she was extremely needy and just needed her boyfriend to essentially use her, but he was busy. Barely any time to talk. Why not send him a couple of photos and messages for when he had a second?
She pulled out his favorite set of lingerie— a light pink ruffle set— and changed into it, dolling up with a bit of makeup and doing her hair. Felix loved lingerie in general. He was always looking at them and buying the little sets. His favorites were the cute pink ones. If she wanted attention, this was a good way to get it.
Situating herself back on the bed and snapping a few pictures before sending one his way. Can’t give him everything at once!
She waited a couple more hours before sending him another. Even though he didn’t respond to the first. The second one got a response immediately.
Lixie🩵: Pumpkin… Y/n💞: Hi baby😊 Lixie🩵: What’s going on? Are you needy? Y/n💞: 🤔 Maybe. Maybe just want to leave my amazing boyfriend a little gift when he has a break Lixie🩵: Your little gift is gonna get me in trouble in this makeup chair Y/n💞: Is my baby hard🤭 Lixie🩵: Y/n. I only have a couple more hours. I can’t finish this shoot if you’re teasing me Y/n💞: I'm not teasing☹️. This would be teasing.
Y/n smiled as she dropped a video into the chat thread. There was no response until a couple hours later saying he was on his way home. Y/n smiled at the message. She’d thrown on one of his favorite t-shirts and waited. Mostly pretending to be busy getting dinner ready for them. Until she heard the front door open and then close.
She walked out of the kitchen and looked at her boyfriend. Once Felix got her in his sight, game over.
In seconds, he had her pinned against the nearest wall and lips sucking on her neck as he pushed his shirt up over her breasts.
“Lix,” Y/n whined as he bit a particular spot on her neck.
“So goddamn needy today you had to act like a fucking whore while I was working.”
His deep voice vibrated against her skin. That combined with the degrading made her heat up and her pussy clench. God did she love when he dropped his innocent angel act.
Felix pulled the shirt off her and tossed it to the ground, hands grabbing her hips and grinding against her as he marked her neck. Her hand reached up his shirt to feel his abs only for him to grab her arms and pin them harshly against the wall.
Felix pulled away from her neck, tightening his grip on her wrist. “Bedroom, knees, now.” Was all he said before letting her go.
Y/n smiled to herself as she quickly made her way to the bedroom. Felix wasn’t far behind her as she settled on her knees by the side of their bed. Felix smiled as he walked over to her, tilting her head up before leaning down and kissing her lips briefly.
“Face the bed.” He told her before he sat down on the edge of the bed.
Y/n did as he instructed as he took a second to reach into the bedside table and grab out a pair of pink leather cuffs. Originally they bought the toy for him but no harm in using them on her.
Felix set the cuffs down next to him for a second before pulling his hard cock out of his pants. Y/n bit back a smile as he grabbed the back of her head, pulling her forward just a bit. He tapped the tip of his cock on her lips, smearing some of the precum on her lips like lipgloss. Y/n kept her mouth shut as she looked up at him, not being able to keep her smile hidden.
“Open up baby,” Felix was trying his hardest to slip back to his softer demeanor. Y/n shook her head at him.
Felix huffed as he looked into her eyes before pulling her head back by her hair, harshly. “Want me to be mean tonight? That what all the teasing was about earlier? Need me to fuck the brat out of you? Treat you like a whore?”
Y/n nodded, his deep voice making her cunt even wetter.
“Words darling.” He pulled harshly on her hair again.
“Yes! Please Lixie!” Y/n yelped before he released her hair
“Good girl.” Felix chuckled as he leaned down, kissing her again. Tongue slipped into her mouth immediately as his hand came around to hold her jaw.
He pulled back, droll connecting their lips together. Felix smiled before licking the thin strand from her lips. “Tongue out.”
Y/n stuck her tongue out between her closed lips. Felix offered a quick smile before leaning forward again, hand moving down to her neck before biting her tongue. The longer she kept her mouth closed, the harder he bit down, keeping eye contact with her.
Eventually, she opened her mouth and Felix let go, keeping a hold on her neck. “That wasn't so hard, was it?”
Y/n shook her head as much as she could, keeping her mouth open and tongue out for him. Felix smiled before letting a glob of spit fall from his lips and onto her tongue.
“That’s my good whore.” His small hand moved back to the back of her head before pushing his hard cock to the back of her throat. Y/n gagged around him as he leaned forward a bit and wrapped the leather cuffs around her wrist behind her back. Holding her in place and making her choke on his cock before he sat back up and pulled her off him.
Y/n took a sharp intake of air as Felix gripped her roots. “Look at me baby,” Felix commanded.
Y/n looked up at him as he stood up and pushed her back onto his cock. Throwing his head back at the feeling of her throat contracting around him. He pulled his hips back before thrusting back into her mouth. Y/n blinked away the tears that threatened to spill over her lashline.
“Poor baby gonna cry from daddy’s dick in her throat?” Felix laughed as he noticed a few tears fall down her cheeks, mascara starting to smear under her eyes. Something about him calling himself “daddy” along with his deep voice was damn near panty-dropping.
Felix thrusted in and out of her mouth faster, making her take him down the base of his cock. Her drool coated his shaft and dripped down to his balls. It wasn't long till he was bobbing her head to match his thrust as his dick twitched in her throat. He thrusted in a few more times before sinking down into her throat and cumming. His head tilted down and revealed in pleasure before pulling out and letting her catch her breath.
Felix took the chance to discard his shirt before pulling her up and bending her over the bed. Y/n turned her head to look back at him as he pulled her panties down, landing a hard smack on her ass. She jumped a bit as he rubbed the area, soothing the pain.
“My pretty baby’s soaking like a slut for me,” Felix hummed as he looked between her legs at her glistening cunt. Running two fingers between her folds before pushing them into her.
“Lix,” Y/n moaned while he leaned down, placing a kiss along her spine. His fingers
Slowly worked in and out of her. Never once sped up, no matter how much she begged him to. She tried her best to fuck herself as he was thrusting into her only to pull his fingers out.
“Not tonight baby,” Felix growled in her ear
“Please, let me come please,” Y/n whined
“Do you want to come or do you wanna be used?” His hand grabbed the back of her throat
“Both!” Yn whined as he grinded his hard cock against her ass
“Both? That’s not how it works baby.” “Please, Daddy. I need you. I’ll be good.”
Felix said nothing as he pulled back from her body. Y/n was going to question him before he flipped her onto her back. Arms behind her giving her an arch as he pulled her panties completely off her legs and tossed them next to her on the bed. He spread her legs before leaning down to her.
“Promise you’ll be good for me?” Felix asked before mouthing her nipple through the sheer fabric of the bralette
“Yes.” Y/n whined
Felix hummed in response before he pulled away, “Still need to punish you for earlier.”
His hand came down on her inner thigh, making her jump and close her legs slightly before he spread them again. He repeated the action on her other thigh, going back and forth a couple of times before rubbing the reddening areas as he looked into her teary eyes.
“You come when I say you can cum baby. Got it?”
“Yes,” Y/n sniffled
“Yes, what?” He asked, this time slapping her cunt and making her head fall back further into the mattress
“Yes, Daddy!” Y/n cried
“Good girl,” Felix smiled as he rubbed the tip of his cock through her folds
Y/n looked back down at him with teary eyes. Felix slid the tip in before grabbing her thighs and pinning them down onto the bed as he slid in further. Bottoming out inside her and giving her a moment to adjust since he hadn’t stretched her out for him.
Y/n tried to wiggle her hips but it was almost impossible in the position he had her in. And he just slapped her thighs when she tried. Slowly he started moving. Thrusting in and out of her at a steady pace. Hands holding her thighs as his hips snapped into her.
“Feel so fucking good. Gonna let me cum in this little cunt all I want tonight?”
“Please. Fill me up, daddy.”
Felix smiled as he picked up his pace a bit. Hands moving up from her legs to her hips, getting more of a grip. He used it to his advantage, pulling her to meet his hips. His eyes focused between her legs and her breasts bouncing in the bralette.
“Wanna cum…” Y/n moaned as her walls clenched around him
“Not yet pretty. Don’t get all greedy just because I decided to finally fuck your pathetic pussy.”
“Please, please Daddy. Can’t hold it.”
“Poor thing,” Felix chuckled as he pulled out of her, ruining her orgasm.
“No no no no,” Y/n cried, “‘M sorry. Won’t cum yet.”
Felix did nothing to head her whining as he wrapped his hand around his cock, jerking himself off over her while she begged for him to put it back in. Pulling her legs to her chest in hopes it would entice him.
“My pretty cock whore,” Felix laughed before spitting into her pussy and then shoving his dick back into her. Both moaned from the new angle.
Felix took his previous pace back as his orgasm approached. Leaning over her body a bit to better angle into her before cumming in her. Felix groaned as he slowed down as he painted her walls with his cum. He slowed to a stop and enjoyed the feeling of her wrapped around him before slowly starting to thrust in and out of her. Fucking his cum deeper into her.
“Shit,” Y/n moaned once he picked up his pace.
“Filthy little mouth,” Felix groaned, slapping her thigh again.
Felix spread her legs open more, still keeping them near her chest. His hands reached up to grope her breasts through the fabric before pulling the bra down, exposing her fully to him. Fingers pinching her nipples, stimulating her a bit more.
Her legs started shaking and falling to the side without her boyfriend holding them in place. Felix grabbed her thighs and held them down as he repositioned himself to pound into her sensitive hole. Y/n gasped and started begging him again to let her cum.
“Gonna trap me in your pussy baby? Keep yourself full?” Felix asked as her walls clenched around him
Words were barely coming out of her at this point. God how Felix wished he could take a picture. That was a conversation for later though.
Rather he opted to move one hand down to play with her clit. Rubbing quick small circles into the little bud. Reveling in her screams
“Please let me cum, pleasepleaseplease.”
“Go ahead, baby. Show me how much of a whore you are for my cock love.”
A couple more thrusts and small figure eights later and she was released all over cock. Her orgasm mixed with his previous, coating his cock down to the base as he kept going.
Felix didn’t let up. Still playing with her clit and pounding into her. Fucking her harder as she rode her high, quickly building her next one. His eyes meet her fucked out ones for a moment. “‘S too much daddy,” Y/n babbled
“What do we say when something to much baby?”
Y/n stayed silent, except for her moans. Felix gave it a few beats, just in case their safeword slipped from her lips. But it never did. He smiled and pressed on
“You like having daddy overstimulate you? Don’t you baby?”
Y/n nodded as she let out a particularly loud moan when his tip hit the right spot inside of her. The stimulation from that and his fingers made her cum a second time just before he finished inside her again.
His hips slowly rolled to a stop, letting their orgasms die down and juices mix. Felix pulled out after a few moments of catching his breath. He gently put her legs down in a more comfortable position and turned her onto her side to release her wrists from the leather cuffs. He readjusted them so he was lying against the headboard with her on his chest. Placing light kisses on her head and rubbing her back with one hand and one of her wrists with the other.
“You with me baby?” Felix asked
“Yeah,” Y/n mumbled, “Thank you lix.”
“I wasn’t too rough with you? Not to mean?”
“Not at all bubs,” Y/n propped herself up to look at him. “It felt good.”
Y/n kissed his chest before moving a bit to peck his lips.
“Just making sure pumpkin. Let’s go get cleaned up and order some dinner. How’s that sound?” Felix asked
“Sounds perfect.”
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