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Hannibal au where nothing hurts and Hannigram is canon and they still refer to each other as 'Dr. Lecter' and 'My Dear Will/Boy'.

Someone, probably Bev, teases Will about refering to his boyfriend as Dr. so Will convinces Hannibal to get worse.

Suddenly Hannibal is 'Count Hannibal Lecter VIII, last of his line, of the Lecter estate' or something and Will is 'My love, my life and my reason for waking' or some variation of different pet names in every language Hannibal knows until someone, probably Jack, has enough and starts shouting about it and how disgustingly sappy they are.

Bonus if Will acts all formal and Hannibal does nothing but aggressively swoon at Will when he looks at him.

Just petty Will.

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