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I saw the Corrie Week's day 1 prompt of Eldritch, and my only thought why not add time travel with it too?

"1010! A baby cadet just ate Priest!"

"oh kriff"

"I know right?!"

"SPIT HIM OUT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE'S HE BEEN!"

"what the kriff"

Or

"How are you on the ceiling?"

"why are you not on the ceiling?"

i know everyone’s already giving their hot takes about the velma show lmfao but what makes me genuinely sad is how badly they treat the characters. like i watched a clip on twitter where velma disparages fred in court (after having falsely accused him of murder!) and she calls him a small-dicked privileged manchild who can’t even feed himself and like?

i don’t think mindy understands that all the characters in scooby doo are beloved. people don’t want to see daphne be a vapid “bitch” (which velma literally calls her that) or fred be misogynistic. we don’t want to see shaggy be some loser.

so like, who is this show for exactly? it’s obviously not for scooby fans because it’s too cynical about both the characters and the fanbase. it’s not for kids because it’s an adult show. it’s too stupid to appeal to adults. it’s a weird self-insert fantasy with scooby doo slapped onto it. mindy’s just playing the same loser character she always plays/writes to project on. daphne’s too bitchy, shaggy doesn’t have a single character trait similar to the og shaggy, fred’s too much of an asshole, velma’s judgemental and rude. like. WHO IS THIS FORRRRR.

One of my favorite Cardan moments is a scene in TWK when Jude borrows one of Oriana’s dresses for Taryn’s wedding. Jude even says the dress looks one way on Oriana and another entirely on her. The first thing Cardan says to her when he sees her at the wedding—

“Nice dress.”

This cracks me up because homeboy is KNOWN for his way with words and skirting them. And HERE HE IS, simping in broad twilight!!!!