I Promise It's Getting Better - Tumblr Posts

1 year ago

me: so there's this guy, a bit shorter than me, feisty

evil me: mexican, exotic, I dig it

me: *side eye* yeah, he's cute, also he's not skinny - he's been doing a lot of dancing and sports. there's some meat on those bones, and a soft tummy to boot

evil me: to hug and cuddle?

me: *nodding* to hug and cuddle. now that I think of it, he has a bit of love handles, and fat rolls if he sits in this specific way, just like me

evil me: *gasps, pointing at me* fat rolls?! love handles?!! fat!! fat!!!!

me: n-no, wait, this guy's not fat

evil me: yeah, he's cute

me: *squinting* ...and he is built pretty much like me?

evil me: yeah, pretty much the same

me: *still squinting*

evil me: except you're fat

me: *exasperated gasping*


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