I Think This Would Genuinely Make Tumblr Better Tbh - Tumblr Posts
2 years ago
had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny
I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh
@ staff do this cowards
spy has thoughts
my life is a sitcom and I am my own laugh track
functional website
spy's smash hits
Glock function
edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'
I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this
but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up
I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one