Had A Fucking Hilarious Dream That Tumblr Replaced The "block" Function With The Far Funnier "glock"

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

(Points at the function I'm doing my thesis on) this is my son who has every disease

What is the most underrated object in the solar system in you opinion? Similarly; what’s overrated?

Hoo, that's a really tough question for me to answer!

My default answer would probably be Deimos, just bc of its potential usefulness (thanks Atomic Rockets for teaching me about that!) but tbqh... I think Triton is really underrated! The Neptunian satellite system is fascinating to me, and Triton in particular (although I maintain that it should have been named Salacia). It's literally a captured dwarf planet, and one of the densest KBO-adjacents out there. It has rainbow ice sheets and nitrogen geysers and it orbits retrograde, how can you not be fascinated by it? Its geological/cosmic history is so interesting, particularly its effects on the rest of Neptune's satellites. Proteus is visible proof that the capture of Triton destroyed the original moons of Neptune, and it's quite possible there were several objects similar in size to the Uranian or Saturnian moons beforehand that we'll never get to know. Idk, the ice giants and their satellites in general deserve more love, and Triton in particular definitely merits further study via probe.

Honestly, I think Mars is kinda overrated? Don't get me wrong: I love Mars, it's very interesting and will undoubtedly be our next great leap (not to mention it has plenty of potential as SF fodder). But I think there's a bit TOO much public focus on Mars, and not enough on the other interesting bodies of the system (like the ice giants!)

#DOUG #HEY DOUG YOUVE MADE IT BIG

YEAH I SURE HAVE HUH

it's overwhelming but there is honestly something kinda nice about knowing that nearly twelve thousand people (and counting) think I'm funny

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

fuck it I'm gonna reblog a bunch of my old writing to give it some fresh eyes. incoming!

The way I’d drop everything to make an actual play with the caveat that everyone in the group is named Bee. I’d allow some variance like we can have a Bumble, a Hornet, Your Wasps and Yellowjackets of the world. All are acceptable, but the prime shit is Bee, Bea etc.

We could call it the Hive Cast or something. And we’d rotate GMs every now and then, and it’d be on the audience to figure out who’s who cuz we’re all bees. It’d probably be shorter arcs so we can rotate players (cuz ideally we want a lot of Bees). Imagine a moment of a GM giving an excellent narration of Urban Horror or something and then followed up by

“Okay Bee I need you to roll 2D6”

Followed by the sounds of unanimous passive agreement and upwards of 8-12 6 sided dice clanking on various tables at the same time only for the GM to go “No No I mean the Bee who plays the werewolf” and then a sea of “oh okay! Sorry Bee” “oopsies” “damn and it was a good roll too”

Its to funny. I’d watch it. I’d make it! Hell my names Bee let me be the first GM!

I don’t ask for clout frequently Tungle.io

But I need this one to breach containment. I need to meet my hive. My black and yellow alcove is in need of social enrichment