I Thought Of That First Alphinaud One A While Back And Got Really Sad - Tumblr Posts

ffxiv characters as bdg quotes

the WoL using a phial of phantasia: I’m not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body

Alphinaud: the gods have cursed my for my hubris, and my work is never finished

ascians (or Zenos tbh): you do have to fail once, uh, in order to succeed later as a villain

WoL when exposition is happening: I don’t give, two sh/ts, about a king, who lost a war, 700 years ago! *snoring noises* *big kick* get outta here!

all of the scions: “and when you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.” But that’s chocobo sh/t. Look, I love what I do, and let me tell you... I’ve worked some days

WoL diving into every dangerous situation: I couldn’t give a sh/t about death

playing through each expansion: and then there’s another existential crisis, but this is my favorite one

Yda/Lyse: a major himbo with a “nice jock” energy

WoL: you can tell it’s a new season expansion because i’ve grown a mustache and cut my hair

the scions going off to do research between patches: and if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do my dark bidding on these spreadsheets also: who has the time to read all those books? I DO. APPARENTLY.

WoL when they get to make decisions: I don’t feel qualified to discuss the philosophical implications of that. *nods nervously*

Alphinaud in ARR: Hi, I’m Alphinaud Leveilleur, Safety Fan and Bureaucratic Wunderkind. Please address me as such.

looking at all the lore behind everything:  "My first reaction was, 'wow.' To write 300,000 words that could essentially be skipped over while still having the full Skyrim FFXIV experience, it's amazing...My second reaction to this, was WHAT THE FUCK. HEY TODD, WHAT THE FUCK?"