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duck meets some ducks while pulling some trucks, while diesel oils away not giving a fu-
Duck and ducks
I like how everyone's been interested in the amount of a substance recently
The substance?
Moles
(I think I'm really funny because you measure the amount of something in Moles (mol) if you're doing chemistry and such)
bnha incorrect quotes
i guess i’m doing this
Deku: why are kacchan and kirishima sitting back to back? Uraraka: they got in a fight Deku: but they're holding hands? Uraraka: kirishima gets sad when they fight *when shoto's siblings didn't know he had a scar for like 2 years because they never see him* Natsuo: bro! Shoto: yo Natsuo: *notices scar* what the f/ck?! Shoto: oh, I didn't tell you, I got a scar Natsuo: o_O Shoto: -_- Natsuo: what do you mean, you just "got a scar-?!?" Fuyumi: *checks Endeavour's pulse* ...he's dead Natsuo: *walks up* Fuyumi: Natsuo: Oh-! *clears throat* Natsuo: ~not the d/ckhead-! what do you want me to say? Bakugou: oi, dunce-face, do you think i can toss this egg into that glass without it breaking? Kaminari: uh, no Bakugou: *chucks the egg at deku's face* Deku: O_o Bakugou: oh, i guess you were right Shinso: I just took a 12 hour nap, but I better take another just in case Deku: Shinso, that's a coma Shinso: sounds festive
(Tameri is my WoL)
DUTY ROULETTE: LEVELING HAUKKE MANOR Tameri: o_o Alphinaud (or any other scion, really): *notices* is aught amiss, my friend? Tameri: *flashbacks to wiping several times as a baby conjurer/white mage* Tameri: *eyes wide* mansion’s haunted Alphinaud: I- what? Tameri: *changes to machinist* *cocks gun* Tameri: mansion’s haunted
ffxiv characters as bdg quotes
the WoL using a phial of phantasia: I’m not your friend, and you have no say over what I do with my body
Alphinaud: the gods have cursed my for my hubris, and my work is never finished
ascians (or Zenos tbh): you do have to fail once, uh, in order to succeed later as a villain
WoL when exposition is happening: I don’t give, two sh/ts, about a king, who lost a war, 700 years ago! *snoring noises* *big kick* get outta here!
all of the scions: “and when you love what you do, you never work a day in your life.” But that’s chocobo sh/t. Look, I love what I do, and let me tell you... I’ve worked some days
WoL diving into every dangerous situation: I couldn’t give a sh/t about death
playing through each expansion: and then there’s another existential crisis, but this is my favorite one
Yda/Lyse: a major himbo with a “nice jock” energy
WoL: you can tell it’s a new season expansion because i’ve grown a mustache and cut my hair
the scions going off to do research between patches: and if you’ll excuse me, I have to go do my dark bidding on these spreadsheets also: who has the time to read all those books? I DO. APPARENTLY.
WoL when they get to make decisions: I don’t feel qualified to discuss the philosophical implications of that. *nods nervously*
Alphinaud in ARR: Hi, I’m Alphinaud Leveilleur, Safety Fan and Bureaucratic Wunderkind. Please address me as such.
looking at all the lore behind everything: "My first reaction was, 'wow.' To write 300,000 words that could essentially be skipped over while still having the full Skyrim FFXIV experience, it's amazing...My second reaction to this, was WHAT THE FUCK. HEY TODD, WHAT THE FUCK?"
ascians: a little murder never hurt anyone
scions: except for the victims!
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rando: is wol good?
alphinaud: how so?
alphinaud: they're a good person but like emotionally? never
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wol waking up after mt gulg incident: good FUCK everyone, i'm awake
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alisae: crimes
alphinaud: gay crimes?
alisae: gay crimes
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alphinaud: i don't think that's a skill
wol, levelling: anything can be a skill if you break enough stuff
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wol: Oh btw I borrowed some of your books to keep myself busy
g'raha: *turns bright red and wishes he could sink into the ground*
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alisae, about alphinaud: While he's very intelligent and also a big help most of the time, he can also be quite. um. yea 3
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wol: Through case by case basis and also experience I've concluded the result of my experiment
g'raha: and that is?
wol: I'm immortal.
alphinaud: wait whats your ... evidence here?
wol: well. I haven't died yet, as you can see
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alphinaud: So remember how I said it was a very bad idea for me to read more than one book at once because i’m liable to mix the characters up, but I was still reading 3 books?
wol: Yeah
alphinaud: So I finished one of those
wol: Yay!
alphinaud: And then I started 5 more
wol: Oh gods
They’re so gay it pains me
if youre not familiar with yellowjackets would u believe me if I told u that the scene youre looking @ rn is not some romantic moment but her best friend hallucinationing while looking at her dead. decomposing. body!
harrowhark 'but i don't even remember about you most of the time' nonagesimus to harrowhark 'i cannot conceive of a universe without you in it' nonagesimus is the prime example of what happens after you start simping for girlies with bad rizz (gideon)
A squad: *is low health*
Bloodhound with ult:
So I bought this