I Wanna Comit Arson - Tumblr Posts

2 years ago

Y'all ever be working with kids and one of them just says the most off the wall shit?

I had a kid look me in the face and start singing Waka Waka? Like, get it little dude.


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2 years ago

Be gay, Do crime

After all I can only do one of those things. I need to live vicariously through others😌


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2 years ago

I'm gonna start power walking away from my problems.

"Oh no a phone call from my insurance company? My birthday is wrong? Oh well" and just fucking power walk myself into the sun.


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