Be Gay, Do Crime

Be gay, Do crime

After all I can only do one of those things. I need to live vicariously through others😌

Y'all ever be working with kids and one of them just says the most off the wall shit?

I had a kid look me in the face and start singing Waka Waka? Like, get it little dude.

Y'all ever be reading a fic and it goes from a normal, everyday thing to like, something so... explicit you have to stop and breathe bc what the fuck was that jump in time?

I live off of fan fiction and coke (the drink ofc what do you take me for)

I'm gonna start power walking away from my problems.

"Oh no a phone call from my insurance company? My birthday is wrong? Oh well" and just fucking power walk myself into the sun.

Sometimes it's hard knowing how you got in somewhere and how others feel about you,

I've been working here for a couple of months and my coworker who is always the one I work with, I love her she's awesome, but I wasn't sure how she thought about me.

Well today we had cake and she saved me the peice with the most icing because she remembered something from like...the 3rd day of me here.

She remembered that I like the icing and she let me have the peice with the most.

It's not a lot but it's nice to know that people notice me enough to remember something so trivial