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Oopsie daisy forgot to turn the lava lamp off
gotta get those t o e s
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Embarrassed Xiumin staring meme;
hopefully no one has done this yet.
the sheer amount of cunt they would serve together. like, they just fit.
Oh my god I asked for a charger and homie comes over, dick out, balls hangin all up close to gimme an iPhone 5 cord
🧍♀️
soap pick up line where reader goes up to him and says
“do you like magic? because ive got a rabbit and a wand we can use”
risky, so very risky
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Soap peers at you, frowning over his pint glass. "What's a rabbit got to do with magic?"
Your teasing smile falls into a look of disbelief. "Are you serious?"
"Is this a joke or are you trying to waste my time again?"
"The rabbit from a hat trick?" You grope for the right words to explain. You didn't think there would be cultural context required for this pick-up line. "It's like the stock stage magician trick. How do you not know what that is?"
Soap scoffs, swirling his beer and turning his barstool so that he's leaning back on the bar and facing the other patrons. "You're takin' the piss. Rabbits don't fit in hats."
"That's why it's a trick. My God. Are there no street magicians in Glasgow? No silly magic shows?"
Soap takes a swig of his beer, looking amused by your reaction. "Wouldnae know if there were. Got better things to do than pay money to watch some dunce dressin' up rabbits."
"Unbelievable. Who do you hire for birthday party, then? Don't say clowns. No kid wants a clown."
"Dunno. Do people actually still hire out for that? Thought they'd moved on to high-tech shite. Video games." He cracks a grin and leans back with his elbows on the bar behind him. "Clown doesn't sound so bad. Maybe we hire you for a gig like tha'?"
"Hilarious."
He shrugs. "Suppose you could hire one of those fortune-teller types who can read your palm and talk to animals."
"What? That sounds fake."
"Right, so you're saying rabbits do fit in hats?"
"That's not what I mean and you know it. They don't do parties."
"Aye, I swear they do. I thought about gettin' certified myself before joinin' the military. Make some extra cash. Thought I might like to be a cat whisperer."
You feel yourself make a face. "Why?"
"You really wanna know, hen?" He takes another sup of beer, but now there's a wide smirk on his lips. "You sure?"
"Why are you saying it like that?" You pause for a beat. "Why cats?"
"Same reason you've got yourself a wand and a rabbit, hen." He leans in. "Cause I know exactly what a pussy needs."
Please tell me I'm not the only one who laughed my ass off when Adam said stick it to the man.
unhinged pride month energy from the our flag means death cast… iconic
i had a dream that went sorta like this
"Yeah, gay."
them-coded
I've connected the fucking dots.
Just a lil idea that popped in my head since, y'know, Vox is canonically bi and Val is canonically pan just like Moxxie and Blitz. What do you want me to do? Not draw it?
Anyway, still dragging along this art block if anyone has any requests while a neglect linearting a slightly more complicated shitpost.