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When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9
-Based on FREAKING JEON JUNGKOOK'S SCENARIO PHOTOS-
Me: hold me
Friend: what
Me: plz hold me
Friend: ...why?
Me: It's time
Friend: ...which means?
Me: it's /time/
Friend: "time"?
Me: IT'S TIME
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: oh it's Korean Twitter isn't it
Me: the notification says Jungkook
Friend: Jungkook? is that some Korean word
Me: It's /Jungkook/ today
Friend: why is that so bad
Me: HE'S A BIAS SLAYER THAT'S WHY
Friend: okay okay calm down
Me: I CAN'T
Friend: omg
Me: I can't TaKE thIS
Friend: just look at it
Me: ...
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: KILL ME NOW
Friend: what???
Me: I CAN'T LIVE HERE WITH THIS
Friend: What is it???
Me: HE'S A CoP
Friend: So?
Me: AND HE LOOKS FlaWLEsS
Friend: okay?
Me: JUST LoOK aT HIm
Friend: okay yeah that's pretty hot I can't lie
Me: EXacTLy
Friend: but don't get any ideas
Me: hhhhhhhh efowirhfiueh
Friend: okay are you broken now?
Me: ewiufwurjhferfwwekfuhw
Friend: yep
Me: wefijsndkfjwheoih
Friend: I'll go get some therapy food
Me: //sobbing
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Me: no
Friend: oh
Me: no
Me: no
Me: NO
Friend: slow down, what's wrong?
Me: WHY JUNGKOOK
Friend: oh great
Me: WHY WOULD HE dO tHIs
Friend: are you okay?
Me: NO
Friend: okay that was a dumb question
Me: SOMEONE ARREST hIm
Friend: what'd he do?
Me: this Twitter update
Friend: okay?
Me: he broke me
Friend: I know that much
Me: I'm gonna die
Friend: tf happened?
Me: someone take Twitter AWAY from him
Friend: why??
Me: LOOK at this update
Friend: it's in Korean
Me: but do you want to know what it SAYS?
Friend: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyway
Me: he said
Friend: yep
Me: HE saID
Friend: yes?
Me: "I'm gonna arrest you. Come here."
Friend: oh
Me: not only that
Friend: what no
Me: but /look/ at the LOOK HE'S GIVING THE CAMERA
Friend: ohhhh
Me: HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE EVERYONE HELP ME
Friend: oh gosh
Me: HIS LOOK IS ILLEGAL SOMEONE ARREST HiM
Friend: oookkkkaaaayyyyy
Me: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK "SEX" WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM
Friend: what- whaattt
Me: AND HE'S StiLL NoT LEgaL
Friend: neither are we
Me: BUT- UGH
Friend: just calm down it will all be-
Me: NO IT WON'T
Friend: ugh
Me: I KEEP WANTING TO SAY TO ARREST HIM
Friend:
Me: BUT I cAN't WITHOUT FEELING DIRTY
Friend:
Me: //crying
Friend: //sighs
Me: Jungkooookkkkkkkkkkk
Friend: I'll get more therapy food
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: a cooooppppppppppppp
Friend: shhhhhh
Me: he's a /ccoopppp/
Friend: shhh
Me: Jimin and Taehyung better HOlD oN cause I won't be over Jungkook for DAyS
Friend: shhh just eat your ice-cream
-Admin Jinnie
(I'm seriously broken right now omg; Jungkook's not even my bias *It's Jin*, but his along with Yoongi's have been the HArDEst on me ''>