When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9

-Based on FREAKING JEON JUNGKOOK'S SCENARIO PHOTOS-

Me: hold me

Friend: what

Me: plz hold me

Friend: ...why?

Me: It's time

Friend: ...which means?

Me: it's /time/

Friend: "time"?

Me: IT'S TIME

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: oh it's Korean Twitter isn't it

Me: the notification says Jungkook

Friend: Jungkook? is that some Korean word

Me: It's /Jungkook/ today

Friend: why is that so bad

Me: HE'S A BIAS SLAYER THAT'S WHY

Friend: okay okay calm down

Me: I CAN'T

Friend: omg

Me: I can't TaKE thIS

Friend: just look at it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: KILL ME NOW

Friend: what???

Me: I CAN'T LIVE HERE WITH THIS

Friend: What is it???

Me: HE'S A CoP

Friend: So?

Me: AND HE LOOKS FlaWLEsS

Friend: okay?

Me: JUST LoOK aT HIm

Friend: okay yeah that's pretty hot I can't lie

Me: EXacTLy

Friend: but don't get any ideas

Me: hhhhhhhh efowirhfiueh

Friend: okay are you broken now?

Me: ewiufwurjhferfwwekfuhw

Friend: yep

Me: wefijsndkfjwheoih

Friend: I'll go get some therapy food

Me: //sobbing

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Me: no

Friend: oh

Me: no

Me: no

Me: NO

Friend: slow down, what's wrong?

Me: WHY JUNGKOOK

Friend: oh great

Me: WHY WOULD HE dO tHIs

Friend: are you okay?

Me: NO

Friend: okay that was a dumb question

Me: SOMEONE ARREST hIm

Friend: what'd he do?

Me: this Twitter update

Friend: okay?

Me: he broke me

Friend: I know that much

Me: I'm gonna die

Friend: tf happened?

Me: someone take Twitter AWAY from him

Friend: why??

Me: LOOK at this update

Friend: it's in Korean

Me: but do you want to know what it SAYS?

Friend: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyway

Me: he said

Friend: yep

Me: HE saID

Friend: yes?

Me: "I'm gonna arrest you. Come here."

Friend: oh

Me: not only that

Friend: what no

Me: but /look/ at the LOOK HE'S GIVING THE CAMERA

Friend: ohhhh

Me: HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE EVERYONE HELP ME

Friend: oh gosh

Me: HIS LOOK IS ILLEGAL SOMEONE ARREST HiM

Friend: oookkkkaaaayyyyy

Me: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK "SEX" WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM

Friend: what- whaattt

Me: AND HE'S StiLL NoT LEgaL

Friend: neither are we

Me: BUT- UGH

Friend: just calm down it will all be-

Me: NO IT WON'T

Friend: ugh

Me: I KEEP WANTING TO SAY TO ARREST HIM

Friend:

Me: BUT I cAN't WITHOUT FEELING DIRTY

Friend:

Me: //crying

Friend: //sighs

Me: Jungkooookkkkkkkkkkk

Friend: I'll get more therapy food

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: a cooooppppppppppppp

Friend: shhhhhh

Me: he's a /ccoopppp/

Friend: shhh

Me: Jimin and Taehyung better HOlD oN cause I won't be over Jungkook for DAyS

Friend: shhh just eat your ice-cream

-Admin Jinnie

(I'm seriously broken right now omg; Jungkook's not even my bias *It's Jin*, but his along with Yoongi's have been the HArDEst on me ''>

When Key leaves SHINee alone for the weekend...

Key: So I'll see you guys when I get back from the fashion show

Onew: Okay. I'm in charge, right? *raises hand in the air with a fake sword while sitting on a J-Horse*

Key: What the heck is J-Hope from BTS doing in our living room?

Jonghyun: what

Taemin: what

Minho: what

J-Horse: what

Onew: He agreed to be my pet horse

Minho: why J-Hope. why.

Key: ... let him go back to his own dorm, Onew hyung

Onew: b-but... my horse...

Minho: Hyung, let him go

Onew: ... fine... *rides J-Horse out of the dorm*

Taemin: anyway, so who's in charge?

Jonghyun: come on guys, we all know I should be in charge *rips off shirt sleeves and flexes biceps*

Minho: *Shakes head* obviously it won't be either of you

Taemin: I think we all know I should be in charge. *does aegyo and fangirls swarm* See?

Key: *Shoos fangirls away* maybe I should get a babysitter?

Jonghyun: Just leave. We're not kids and we're older than you

Key: ...fine. Don't make me regret this later *glares at all of them before heading out of the dorm*

~ After Key leaves~

Taemin: Soo... Who's in charge...?

Onew: Key didn't really make that clear.

Jonghyun: Why don't we battle to see who's worthy?

Minho: *sighs* How about we all just do our own thing? We don't have to have anyone in charge...

Jonhyun: Minho lost already! *flexes biceps again in a suggestive way*

Taemin: I have a better chance than either of you! You'll be sorry you ever thought you could win!

Jonghyun: Yah, I'm your hyung! Do not talk to me like that.

Onew: Oh, let the kid be. We can drop honorifics for this. Rock-paper-sissors to decide what we do for battle.

Minho: I'm calling a babysitter...

~ Two days later ~

Onew: HA! I WIN! TAKE THAT LOSERS!

Minho: *locked in the closet* when the heck is Hyung getting back...

Onew: NOW EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO ME AND CALL ME THE CHICKEN KING!

Minho: No one's gonna do that

Onew: that's what YOU think, but when I have you all in animal suits eating chicken, you'll think differently

Taemin: ...what

Minho: Key Hyung is getting back today, you know

Onew: He can join in, too!

Taemin: ... wait, is Minho in the closet?

Onew: yes

Taemin: why??

Onew: because he called chicken stupid and threatened to stick it up my-

Taemin: OKAY, I got it, Hyung

Key: *Dramatically opens door* I'm ba-why is the dorm a mess?

Minho: *muffled from the closet* oh, well those three idiots had a battle to see who would be in charge. They just finished...

Key: Is Minho in the closet?

O & T: Yes

Key: Why?

Onew: Because he threatened to stick chicken up my-

Taemin: No, don't repeat it!

Key: ... I'm never leaving you guys alone again.

Jonghyun: *jumps out from under a sea of cushions* But you have to!

Key: AHHH! What was that?!?!?!

Jonghyun: the dinosaur. Rawwrrr

Key: ...

Taemin: I don't understand what we did wrong.

Onew: We just had a friendly battle.

Key: ...

Minho: *now out of the closet because magic* I'm the only normal one *pulls a pickle out of back pocket*

Key: ... wtf you guys

-Admins Jongie and Jinnie

(I accidentally posted this to the wrong blog and it took me so long to actually post this due to sucky wifi, so I just decided to reblog it from my personal blog x.x I'm sorry for the inconvenience! -Jinnie)

When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 5

Me: //has earphones in

Friend: omg you're listening to Koreans AGAIN?

Me: wtf who said I was listening to K-Pop?

Friend: you don't listen to anything else

Me: that's not true. I have English music on here.

Friend: okay, how many English songs are on your phone

Me: well-

Friend: -and English versions of Korean songs don't count

Me: I-

Friend: -neither do covers of English songs

Me: ...

Friend: well?

Me: hold on let me count

Friend: ok-

Me: done

Friend: already?

Me: I have a total of 11

Friend: 11?

Me: yes

Friend: and...?

Me: They're those U2 songs that iTunes gave out for free

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me: those count, right?

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Friend: //looking through my laptop

Friend: omg what

Me: what

Friend: "Kpop Dance Tutorial"??

Me: OMG WAIT

Friend: you were looking up-

Me: shhhh giVE It bACk

-Admin Jinnie

When Bangtan tries to clean the dorm...

Jin: Okay, first off, RapMon, don't touch anything-

RapMon: *breaks the chair he's sitting in* hah, got it.

Jin: *facepalms* Moving on, Jimin and Jungkook, you guys clean the bathrooms.

Jungkook: Can't I go with Taehyung Hyung instead?

Jimin: *REJECTED*

Jin: Why??

Jungkook: Last time I was cleaning the bathrooms with Jimin Hyung, things got weird.

Jimin: Aniya! Nothing weird happened!

Jin: Just go clean the bathrooms. It's not like he's gonna do anything to you.

Jungkook: *groans and heads to the bathroom with a happy Jimin behind him*

Jin: Taehyung, you and Hoseok clean the bedroom and gather up the laundry.

Hoseok: Laundry duty again?

Taehyung: *giggles* he said duty...

Jin: Don't complain! It's better than cleaning the bathroom, isn't it?

Hoseok: But Yoongi Hyung and Namjoon don't have to do anything?

Yoongi: *with his eyes closed* disturb my nap and I'll kill you.

Jin: He'll do something eventually, but I don't think any of us want to-

*CRASH*

RapMon: Oops...

Everyone: *looks to the broken dishes on the floor*

Jin: *sighs* Namjoon, you go do the laundry. Clothes are harder to ruin.

Hoseok: Then what do we do?

Jin: Just clean up the bedroom a bit and organize things. After you finish, come help Yoongi with the dishes he'll be doing when he wakes up.

Yoongi: I'm not doing the dishes.

Jin: Oh yes you are, you hardly ever clean the dorm, and we're all sick of you being lazy.

Yoongi: Well, I'm sick of you bossing me around.

Hoseok: Yoongi Hyung, just do what he says.

Yoongi: *mumbles and gets up to start on the dishes*

Taehyung: Then what are you doing, Jin Hyung?

Jin: I'm gonna head to the store and then vacuum when I get back. The house better be in one piece.

Taehyung: *giggles* he said One Piece...

Hoseok: Neh, Hyung! I'll make sure everything is okay-

*RRRIIIIPPPP*

RapMon: Oops... *walks into the living room with a shirt torn in half*

Taehyung: *cries and runs to the shirt RapMon's holding* GEORGE!

Jin: *facepalms* Maybe I shouldn't leave...

Hoseok: No, I got this, Hyung! I'm good at being a leader-

Jungkook: Jimin Hyung! That's Yoongi Hyung's toothbrush!

Yoongi: *yells* What did you do to my toothbrush, Jimin?!

Jungkook: He dropped it in the to-

Jimin: Sink! It's in the sink!

Jin: Aish...

Yoongi: Add "toothbrush" to your grocery list, Hyung.

Jin: I think someone else should go. I don't think-

Hoseok: No! I can be in charge! I know how to be a good leader!

RapMon: Why can't I be in charge? I'm literally the leader.

Everyone: Because you break everything!

RapMon: Right... *mumbles curses at the others as he turns back to do the laundry while Taehyung pulls all of his laundry away from him*

Jin: Fine... I'll go to the store. I'll be back in thirty minutes; maybe less.

-20 minutes later-

Jin: *opens the door to the dorm to see Jimin soaking wet, Jungkook laughing at Jimin, Taehyung crying over his torn laundry all over the floor, Rapmon shoving torn clothes into the washing machine, Yoongi sleeping on the kitchen island, and Hoseok no where to be seen.*

Jin: What happened???

Everyone: *shuts up and looks at Jin*

Jungkook: Uhh...

Taehyung: *cries as he tries to throw his clothes back together* My clothes are RUINED!

Jimin: The toilet totally did NOT explode on me...

RapMon: and we totally did not throw Hoseok in the closet.

Jin: What the- why?!

Yoongi: *mumbling* because he wouldn't shut up

Hoseok: *muffled noises from the bedroom closet*

Jin: I am never leaving you guys alone to clean ever again...

Yoongi: But you got my tooth brush, right?

-Admin Jinnie

When BTS goes to the movies/park Pt 3

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 Omg this one’s so long I’m sorry <3 xD ~At the park~ Jimin: *Stands in front of the slide* I’m the king of the park! Get it, park. Kid: *pushes Jimin down the slide* move old man Jimin: *falls off slide* Ow!! BTS: *dying of laughter* Jimin: Shut up... Jungkook: Oh stop! My stomach hurts Jimin: *glares* I didn’t do anything else Taehyung: I told you not to tell bad jokes, Jimin Hyung Jimin: Says the king of bad jokes Taehyung: No, that’s Hobi hyung Jungkook: *runs to the swings but a little kid cuts him off and steals it* Kid: *sticks tongue out* Jungkook: excuse me, did you really just do that? Kid: yes. Who’s gonna stop me? Jungkook: well, Jungkook sunbaenim could shove you off the swing Kid: Sunbaenim? lol no Jimin: *sniffs the air* someone’s insulting Senpai... (omg I’m so sorry I couldn’t resist) Jungkook: did you just- Jimin: DON’T WORRY JUNGKOOK, I’LL- Taehyung: *shoves the kid off the swing* there Kid: *cries* I’M TELLING MY MOMMY Jungkook: I’M TELLING MY MOMMY, TOO Kid: *runs off crying* Jungkook: *storms off to Jin* Seokjin: What happened? Jimin, what did you to Kookie? Jimin: Wh- ME?! It was Taehyung! Taehyung: I was just protecting Kookie *innocent pout* Seokjin: Awww~ That’s my Tae Jimin: *rages* Jungkook: Thanks hyungie. *hugs Tae* Jimin: *whispers* That should be me Hoseok: What’d you say, Jimin? Jimin: Nothing... Taehyung: I wanna swing Jungkook: Me too, hyung. Let’s go Jimin: Notice me Senpai... Yoongi: What...? Namjoon: What a beautiful thing protection is... oh, and friendly love. Yoongi: Shut up Namjoon. Jimin: Yeah Shut up, Namjoon. Namjoon: Yah! I’m older than you Park Jimin. Jimin: Yeah, but I have better abs Hoseok: Am I the only normal one in this group? *skips off to play on monkey bars* Jimin: Sure, Hyung... Seokjin: Come on, kids. It’s getting dark. We should head back to the dorm Yoongi: YES! Finally! Namjoon: It’s only 5:30, Jin Hyung. Yoongi: *brushes hand against Namjoon’s face* Shhh. Don’t make him change his mind. Seokjin: I know, but Kookie needs to take his bath before I make dinner. Jungkook: Stop babying me. *pouts* Seokjin: Aigooo~ You’re so cute~ Hoseok: Um guys... A little help? *hanging upside down on monkey bars* Taehyung: Hyung, stop kicking!!! Hoseok: *kicks Taehyung* Jimin: Ha! He deserved that! Jungkook: No he didn’t! *runs to Taehyung’s aid* Jimin: *cries* Wae... Seokjin: Don’t cry Chim Chim *hugs and wipes tears* Jimin: b-but... Kookie won’t quit being mean to me... Seokjin: do I need to tell him to stop? Jimin: Aniyo... *glares at Taehyung* but you can tell Taehyung to stop stealing him Namjoon: *on the swings* hey, this is actually kinda fun~ Hoseok: *finally off the monkey bars* Uhh, Namjoon- Namjoon: *swing breaks so he goes flying across the park* Seokjin: OH MY- NAMJOON ARE YOU OKAY *leaves Jimin and runs over to Namjoon* Yoongi: omg stop people are staring at us *the mom of the little kid comes up to Jungkook and Taehyung* Mom: Did you really shove a 10 year old off the swings? Taehyung: he was being mean Jungkook: and he stole my swing Mom: you’re accusing my sweet little child of stealing your swing? And you’re how old? Jungkook: it doesn’t matter how old I am, it was my swing! Jimin: *jumps in* yeah, it was his swing! Mom: the heck are you? Jimin: so you can tell your little brat to get over it Mom: Are you really a bunch of grown men arguing over a swing at the park? Vminkook: YES! Seokjin: the heck is going on over here? Jimin: she’s being mean to Kookie! Taehyung: she insulted us, eomma Mom: Eomma????? Jungkook: make her stoppppp Seokjin: what exactly is the problem here? Mom: these three are insulting my 10 year old son Seokjin: the heck guys, what’d he do to you? Jungkook: He stole my swing and dishonored me! Mom: before or after you shoved him out of the swing? Taehyung: Before. That’s why I shoved him Mom: ... Seokjin: I think there’s been a little misunderstanding... these guys may look like men but they’re actually ten on the inside Mom: obviously Seokjin: so I apologize for my children. Happy now? Mom: the heck do you mean by that? You don’t look that old Seokjin: I AM NOT OLD AT ALL I’M ONLY 23 Mom: o-o Yoongi: ugh you guys are stupid, he’s not their real mother Mom: no really Yoongi: He just acts like he is and treats us like babies Mom: oookkkkaaaayyyyyy... I’m leaving now Seokjin: okay okay we need to leave Yoongi: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF MY SANITY LET’S LEAVE Namjoon: uhhh *tangled in the swing* I need a little help first Yoongi: just break it, you’re good at doing that Namjoon: but it won’t- *breaks the chain* okay never mind I got it Jungkook: I wanted to swing, though! Seokjin: you need your bath, Kookie Jimin: *pouting at VKook* yeah, we should go Taehyung: But Jin Hyuuunnnggggggg Yoongi: *already in the car* LET’S GO ALREADY! Sorry it ended a little odd... it was already so long and I felt it would be too much to add more to it. And omg we’re so mean to Jimin why can’t we just be nice to him for once </3 (Jinnie: I love you Chim Chim even if Kookie doesn’t <3) -Admins Jinnie and Jongie

When Fangirling About K-pop Around Friends Pt 2

Me: I'm okay now

Friend: oh really now?

Me: yes

Friend: good

Me: yes

Friend: so my boyfriend is so sweet, right?

Me: yes

Friend: and he said he loved me again today

Me: yes

Friend: he also called me a Princess~

Me: yes

Friend: are you even listening?

Me: no

Friend: srsly are we even friends

Me: yes, but Instagram is calling

Friend: oh my gosh again?

Me: well, it's the morning in Korea, so yes

Friend: can we not talk about-

Me: //grabs phone and sees BtoB has uploaded pictures

Friend: no- don't-

Me: SHHH

Friend: ugh, this again

Me: well Peniel just posted something and I love his posts so much

Friend: why?

Me: him and Amber are two of my favorite people on Instagram

Friend: again I say, why?

Me: cause they're funny and post in English- WHAT

Friend: wtf is it now

Me: NO

Friend: here we go again...

Me: THEY CAN'T DO THIS TO ME

Friend: what are they doing?

Me: Comeback

Friend: "comeback"?

Me: just like Teen Top

Friend: omg

Me: and like Bangtan

Friend: really

Me: except Bangtan didn't ever LEavE

Friend: and???

Me: that means THREE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS are promoting all at the same time

Friend: fun

Me: except Teen Top is coming back the 18th and BtoB isn't coming back till the 29th

Friend: fun

Me: and who knows about Bangtan cause they just pop up out of no where like their Original version of I Need U...

Friend: fun

Me: no not fun

Friend: okay, not fun

Me: it means I'll die

Friend: really

Me: yes

Friend: okay just leave

Me: wait I promise I'll be good

Friend: okay. Fine, you can stay

Me: yay!

Friend: so Dan and Phil posted a new video

Me: ohhh yay!

Friend: it's soooo hot omg I love them

Me: YAS they are just perf-

Phone: *ding*!

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: hoe don't do it

Me: ...

Friend:

Me: //grabs phone

Friend: omg

-Admin Jinnie