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Kris kissed me just because How I wish this was true
Who else wishes they were one of them
What happens when V and Jungkook get lost at the mall in America?
Jungkook: Hyung, you do know where we're going, right?
Taehyung: Are you saying you doubt my bathroom finding skills? Have you already forgotten my photoshoot with that toilet that one time?
Jungkook: You mean the time you fell off of that random toilet at that photoshoot?
Taehyung: My way sounds better... but yes.
Jungkook: So, how does that make you a master at finding bathrooms?
Taehyung: Because I have a history with them, Kookie.
Jungkook: Uh-... Hyung-
Taehyung: Speaking of bathrooms, I found one! *points in an exaggerated way*
Jungkook: Hyung, that's a woman's underwear store.
Taehyung: *blinks and tries to read the English sign* Well, I thought it said bathroom
Jungkook: I think it says "Victoria's Secret," cause I found some magazines like that in Yoongi Hyung's room.
Taehyung: Wait, you what?
Jungkook: I think that's the restroom, Hyung *points to a hall way*
Taehyung: What makes you think that that's a bathroom? There's no toilet and doors.
Jungkook: Not the hallway, down the hallway, Hyung.
Taehyung: How could you possibly know that there's a bathroom down that hall? I don't see one.
Jungkook: But the sign above the hallway says 'Restroom' in English.
Taehyung: Restroom? Do people sleep in there?
Jungkook: I don't think America is that weird, Hyung.
Taehyung: Well, I've seen some pretty weird things here, like that Ahjussi in those booty shorts.. *shivers*
Jungkook: *glares* I told you not to bring that up again!
Taehyung: Well, I still have to use the toilet, so I say we check this 'restroom' out.
-five minutes later-
Jungkook: I told you it was a bathroom.
Taehyung: I found it weird that there were absolutely no doors in there... I guess Americans are against privacy?
Jungkook: I don't think that's it, Hyung.
Taehyung: *sighs and stretches out his arms* Well, I think we should get back to the others, now.
Jungkook: Good idea...
...
Taehyung: Wait...
Jungkook: ...
Taehyung: ...
Jungkook: ...
Taehyung: ...
Jungkook: Hyung?
Taehyung: What?
Jungkook: Do you remember where we came from?
Taehyung: ...
Jungkook: ...
Taehyung: ...
Jungkook: ...
Taehyung: Of course! I have Bangtan senses, too! Don't doubt me, Kookie.
Jungkook: Right, sorry, Hyung.
Taehyung: So... We came from... that way! *points in an exaggerated way again*
Jungkook: Hyung, that's the underwear store again.
-Admin Jinnie
When Key leaves SHINee alone for the weekend...
Key: So I'll see you guys when I get back from the fashion show
Onew: Okay. I'm in charge, right? *raises hand in the air with a fake sword while sitting on a J-Horse*
Key: What the heck is J-Hope from BTS doing in our living room?
Jonghyun: what
Taemin: what
Minho: what
J-Horse: what
Onew: He agreed to be my pet horse
Minho: why J-Hope. why.
Key: ... let him go back to his own dorm, Onew hyung
Onew: b-but... my horse...
Minho: Hyung, let him go
Onew: ... fine... *rides J-Horse out of the dorm*
Taemin: anyway, so who's in charge?
Jonghyun: come on guys, we all know I should be in charge *rips off shirt sleeves and flexes biceps*
Minho: *Shakes head* obviously it won't be either of you
Taemin: I think we all know I should be in charge. *does aegyo and fangirls swarm* See?
Key: *Shoos fangirls away* maybe I should get a babysitter?
Jonghyun: Just leave. We're not kids and we're older than you
Key: ...fine. Don't make me regret this later *glares at all of them before heading out of the dorm*
~ After Key leaves~
Taemin: Soo... Who's in charge...?
Onew: Key didn't really make that clear.
Jonghyun: Why don't we battle to see who's worthy?
Minho: *sighs* How about we all just do our own thing? We don't have to have anyone in charge...
Jonhyun: Minho lost already! *flexes biceps again in a suggestive way*
Taemin: I have a better chance than either of you! You'll be sorry you ever thought you could win!
Jonghyun: Yah, I'm your hyung! Do not talk to me like that.
Onew: Oh, let the kid be. We can drop honorifics for this. Rock-paper-sissors to decide what we do for battle.
Minho: I'm calling a babysitter...
~ Two days later ~
Onew: HA! I WIN! TAKE THAT LOSERS!
Minho: *locked in the closet* when the heck is Hyung getting back...
Onew: NOW EVERYONE WILL BOW DOWN TO ME AND CALL ME THE CHICKEN KING!
Minho: No one's gonna do that
Onew: that's what YOU think, but when I have you all in animal suits eating chicken, you'll think differently
Taemin: ...what
Minho: Key Hyung is getting back today, you know
Onew: He can join in, too!
Taemin: ... wait, is Minho in the closet?
Onew: yes
Taemin: why??
Onew: because he called chicken stupid and threatened to stick it up my-
Taemin: OKAY, I got it, Hyung
Key: *Dramatically opens door* I'm ba-why is the dorm a mess?
Minho: *muffled from the closet* oh, well those three idiots had a battle to see who would be in charge. They just finished...
Key: Is Minho in the closet?
O & T: Yes
Key: Why?
Onew: Because he threatened to stick chicken up my-
Taemin: No, don't repeat it!
Key: ... I'm never leaving you guys alone again.
Jonghyun: *jumps out from under a sea of cushions* But you have to!
Key: AHHH! What was that?!?!?!
Jonghyun: the dinosaur. Rawwrrr
Key: ...
Taemin: I don't understand what we did wrong.
Onew: We just had a friendly battle.
Key: ...
Minho: *now out of the closet because magic* I'm the only normal one *pulls a pickle out of back pocket*
Key: ... wtf you guys
-Admins Jongie and Jinnie
(I accidentally posted this to the wrong blog and it took me so long to actually post this due to sucky wifi, so I just decided to reblog it from my personal blog x.x I'm sorry for the inconvenience! -Jinnie)
When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 4
Person: um
Friend: what?
Person: is she okay?
Friend: who? Her? Yeah
Person: she looks like she's about to explode
Me: //peaks back at phone but then slams it back down on the table
Friend: she probably is
Person: and you're fine with that?
Friend: she does this every day
Me: //tries to look again but then throws phone across the room
Person: the heck?! She throws her phone like that everyday?
Friend: yep. I'm surprised it hasn't broken yet
Person: ...she might need therapy...
Friend: ...WAIT NO-!
Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~
Friend: Look at what you've done
Me: ~LA LA LA LA LA~
Person: the heck is going on?
Friend: she's-
Me: ~THERAPY~
Friend: -Trying to sing-
Me: ~I NEED THERAPY~
Friend: -to a song-
Me: ~LALAlALALa THERAPY~
Friend: -that YOU just reminded her of
Me: ~Tto gidarineun nan~
Person: the heck? Is that another language?
Me: ~dachil junbiga dwae isseo~~
Friend: it's Korean
Person: ...okay...
---
Me: this story I'm reading is so cute!
Friend: is it romance?!
Me: yes~
Friend: omg I wanna read it-
Me: //locks phone and throws it out the nearest window as a car runs over it
Friend: wtf?
Me: oops now you can't read it
---
Me: //looking at picture of bias
Friend: ohh she's pretty
Me: I hope you burn to death
Friend: ?!?
---
Friend: omg my phone is about to die
Me: aww that sucks
Friend: yeah... I need to text my mom and tell her that
Me: okay //goes back to reading
Friend: ...yeah, I need to text her and tell her my phone's dead.
Me: have fun //still reading
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: this is when you say, "here, use my phone"
Me: what? No. Use your own phone
Friend: omg ITS DEAD
Me: oh. Why didn't you tell me?
Friend: //facepalms
Me: sorry, you should've said so
Friend: whatever, can I please see your phone now?
Me: //freezes and looks down at fanfiction
Me: uhhh...
Friend: what?
Me: I'll just text her for you, what's her number?
Friend: just give it to me.
Me: //closes out of fanfiction and hands over phone
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: wtf? My mom's contact is in Korean?
Me: ohhh... Hahahhhh yeah...
Friend: why?
Me: cause all of my contacts are
Friend: why????
Me: why not?
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: omg smut
Me: WHAT
Friend: THATS WHAT YOU WERE READING?
Me: WHAT NO
---
Friend: why is your phone full of pictures of Asians?
Me: wtf how did get that //grabs it and runs away
Friend: 3,000 photos of Asians? Really...?
-Admin Jinnie
How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 2
(I used 'person' to represent your kpop fan friend whether it be friend, sister, cousin, or someone, and if you don't have one feel free to talk to me~)
Me: So I was going through my closet the other day looking for something to wear
Person: yeah?
Me: and in my head, I was like "omg I'll wear this TOP-..."
Person: omg
Me: So I started thinking, "You know what, the next K-Idol might as well be named 'shirt'."
Person: for real, though. Every time someone says something about Bacon, I have to remember that they're not talking about Baekhyun...
Me: I know!
Person: I also saw people selling sugar-cookies and they asked me if i wanted some... I made a complete fool of myself...
Me: please don't tel me you said something about Suga and Kookie...
Person: hahahhhh
Me: Oh and I heard someone telling someone else to zoom in on something and I looked around everywhere for XuiMin, until I realized...
Person: *sighs*
Me: I know.
Person: ...my dad was showing me a video of the behind the scenes to a movie and I thought the BTS in the title stood for Bangtan...
Me: omg I think that every time I see "BTS" in a video title
Person: yeah
Me: So moving on to songs ruining my life
Person: oh gosh there are so many
Me: For starters, SHINee's new song, View
Person: oooooommmmmmmmggggggggg YES
Me: One person says "view" and I bust out in song like "Neomu areumdaun-daun-daun-daun view"!!!
Person: speaking of SHINee, Replay is another one that ruins me
Me: truth. So much truth
Person: adding to the list, 'Ready or Not' and 'Forever or Never'
Me: I can relate to Ready or Not
Person: okay let's pause there because this is gold for another post
Me: okay
Person: so EXO
Me: oh gosh
Person: History, Overdose, and Mama
Me: Don't forget Thunder, Growl, Heart Attack, Wolf, Run-
Person: you know what this one has enough for a post in itself, too
Me: shhh stop breaking the fourth wall
-Admins Jinnie and Jongie
How K-Pop Ruins Life Pt 3
-Song Edition-
Person 1: Omg! Someone call the doctor! This guy is choking!
Me: ~SOMEONE CALL THE DOCTOR~
Person 1: ...I just said that
Me: ~NAL BUTJAPGO MALHAEJWO~
Person 1: This is serious! What are you doing?!
Me: ~SARANGEUN GYEOLGUK JUNGDOK OVERDOSE~
Person 2: uhh, I'll call the doctor for the guy
Person 3: and I'll call a doctor for her
Random Korean Man: wtf why is she singing that
---
Friend: It's such a pretty view, isn't it?
Me: a pretty what?
Friend: View
Me: ~NEOMU AREUMDAUN~
Friend: you're kidding
Me: ~DAUN-DAUN-DAUN VIEW~
Friend: there's a Korean song for that, too?
Me: yes
Friend: omg
Me: there's a K-Pop song for everything
---
Friend: you are such-
Me: -yes
Friend: a-
Me: -say it
Friend: loser
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ~LOSER~
Friend: you're KIDDING
Me: ~OETORI~
Friend: OmG
Me: ~SEN CHEOKHANEUN GEOPJAENGI~
Friend: IS THAT LEGIT
Me: yes
Friend: THAT'S LEGIT A SONG?
Me: yes
Friend: I'm done
Me: I told you there's a K-Pop song for everything
---
Friend 1: I'm bored, let's play Hide-and-Seek
Friend 2: omg no
Friend 3: no
Friend 4: nope nope no
Me: ~EVERY BODY SAY-
All Friends: NO!
Me: Omg you know the lyrics now
Me: I'm so proud c':
-Admin Jinnie
What K-Pop fans say verses what they mean...
What We Say: OMG PUT YOUR SHIRT DOWN AND LEAVE IT THERE NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT STOP IT
What We Mean: KEEP YOUR SHIRT UP FOR ALL ETERNITY PLZ JUST WALK AROUND LIKE THAT SO THAT I CAN SEE MORE PLZ YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL
---
What We Say: Ssssstttttoooooooppppppp posting videos of them eating!
What We Mean: omg omg omg OMg do NOT stop posting them keep them coming or just film at the diner table every night and then I can die happy
---
What We Say: OMG JUST STOP POSTING SELCAS TO TWITTER PLZ MY PHONE IS ALREADY FULL
What We Mean: Plz post a selca every day plz plz never stop posting them they GIvE Me lIfe
-Admin Jinnie
When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 7
-SHINee version pt 1 (songs)-
Me: are we there yet
Friend: no
Me: are we there yet
Friend: no
Me: are we-
Friend: NO.
Me: well when-
Friend: I'll tell you when we get to the destination
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ~Nan gal su isseulkka~
Friend: no
Me: ~Naui Destination~
Friend: apparently using bigger vocabulary doesn't help with this situation
Me: nope.
---
Friend: look at what I drew~
Me: wow, it looks really good
Friend: I know, I made it really colorful to give it a cartoon feel
Me: ...cool~
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ~You make my life Colorful~
Friend: why do I still talk to you
---
Friend: can you put that song on replay, plz?
Me: ~Noona Neomu Yeppeo~
Friend: what
Me: ~Michyeo~
Friend: wait
Me: ~Replay~
Friend: no
Me: ~Replay~
Friend: no
Me: ~Replay~
Friend: I meant to say repeat omg
---
Friend: nooo
Me: what?
Friend: my little brother is showing symptoms of a cold
Me: symptoms
Friend: yes- wait
Me:
Friend: he's showing signs of it not symp-
Me: ~UIMIL AL SU EOMNEUN MUGWANSIMHAN NE PYOJEONG~
Friend: why are you like this
Me: ~SUMI SUMI SUMI MEOMCHWO~
Friend: why
Me: ~CHAGAUN NUNBICHE PAEIN NAE~
Friend: plz stop
-Admin Jinnie
When Fangilring About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 8
-Song Edition-
Friend 1: hey everybody!
Me: ~EVERYBODY~
Friend 2: *to Friend 1* wtf is wrong with you
Me: ~EVERYBODY~
Friend 3: you should KNOW that you can't say that around her
Me: ~EVERY-EVERY BODY~
Friend 1: omg I forgot she was here
Me: ~JAMDEUN I BAMEUL KKAEWO~
Friend 2: don't ever say that around her again
Friend 1: okay, sorry sorry
Me: ~SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY~
Friend 3: OMG
Me: ~NAEGA NAEGA NAEGA MEONJEO~
Friend 2: you did it AGAIN!
Me: ~NEGE NEGE NEGE PPAJYEO~
Friend 1: I didn't even know that one existed omg
Me: ~PPAJYEO PPAJYEO BEORYEO BABY~
Friend 3: make it ssstttooooppppp
---
Friend: the amount of broken glass in that room is dangerous
Me: uh huh
Friend: I hope those guys realize the danger they're getting themselves into
Me: uuuhhhhh hhhuuuuhhhh
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ~You're in Danger~
Friend: oh come on
Me: ~Hetgallige hajima~
Friend: stop plz
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: ~Danger~
Friend: no
Me: ~oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame oneul bame~
Friend: is that a different song
Me: ~Danger~
Friend: there are /two/ for Danger?
Me: yes
-Admin Jinnie
When Fangirling About K-Pop Around Friends Pt 9
-Based on FREAKING JEON JUNGKOOK'S SCENARIO PHOTOS-
Me: hold me
Friend: what
Me: plz hold me
Friend: ...why?
Me: It's time
Friend: ...which means?
Me: it's /time/
Friend: "time"?
Me: IT'S TIME
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: oh it's Korean Twitter isn't it
Me: the notification says Jungkook
Friend: Jungkook? is that some Korean word
Me: It's /Jungkook/ today
Friend: why is that so bad
Me: HE'S A BIAS SLAYER THAT'S WHY
Friend: okay okay calm down
Me: I CAN'T
Friend: omg
Me: I can't TaKE thIS
Friend: just look at it
Me: ...
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: KILL ME NOW
Friend: what???
Me: I CAN'T LIVE HERE WITH THIS
Friend: What is it???
Me: HE'S A CoP
Friend: So?
Me: AND HE LOOKS FlaWLEsS
Friend: okay?
Me: JUST LoOK aT HIm
Friend: okay yeah that's pretty hot I can't lie
Me: EXacTLy
Friend: but don't get any ideas
Me: hhhhhhhh efowirhfiueh
Friend: okay are you broken now?
Me: ewiufwurjhferfwwekfuhw
Friend: yep
Me: wefijsndkfjwheoih
Friend: I'll go get some therapy food
Me: //sobbing
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Me: no
Friend: oh
Me: no
Me: no
Me: NO
Friend: slow down, what's wrong?
Me: WHY JUNGKOOK
Friend: oh great
Me: WHY WOULD HE dO tHIs
Friend: are you okay?
Me: NO
Friend: okay that was a dumb question
Me: SOMEONE ARREST hIm
Friend: what'd he do?
Me: this Twitter update
Friend: okay?
Me: he broke me
Friend: I know that much
Me: I'm gonna die
Friend: tf happened?
Me: someone take Twitter AWAY from him
Friend: why??
Me: LOOK at this update
Friend: it's in Korean
Me: but do you want to know what it SAYS?
Friend: I have a feeling that you're going to tell me anyway
Me: he said
Friend: yep
Me: HE saID
Friend: yes?
Me: "I'm gonna arrest you. Come here."
Friend: oh
Me: not only that
Friend: what no
Me: but /look/ at the LOOK HE'S GIVING THE CAMERA
Friend: ohhhh
Me: HE'S TRYING TO SEDUCE EVERYONE HELP ME
Friend: oh gosh
Me: HIS LOOK IS ILLEGAL SOMEONE ARREST HiM
Friend: oookkkkaaaayyyyy
Me: IT'S LIKE HE WANTS PEOPLE TO THINK "SEX" WHEN THEY LOOK AT HIM
Friend: what- whaattt
Me: AND HE'S StiLL NoT LEgaL
Friend: neither are we
Me: BUT- UGH
Friend: just calm down it will all be-
Me: NO IT WON'T
Friend: ugh
Me: I KEEP WANTING TO SAY TO ARREST HIM
Friend:
Me: BUT I cAN't WITHOUT FEELING DIRTY
Friend:
Me: //crying
Friend: //sighs
Me: Jungkooookkkkkkkkkkk
Friend: I'll get more therapy food
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me: a cooooppppppppppppp
Friend: shhhhhh
Me: he's a /ccoopppp/
Friend: shhh
Me: Jimin and Taehyung better HOlD oN cause I won't be over Jungkook for DAyS
Friend: shhh just eat your ice-cream
-Admin Jinnie
(I'm seriously broken right now omg; Jungkook's not even my bias *It's Jin*, but his along with Yoongi's have been the HArDEst on me ''>
V looks so surprised xD Also Jin is a freaking fluffy doctor that I want to cuddle for the rest of my life
K-pop in Public Pt 1
Me: *Hears K-Pop song in the distance*
Me: *Tries to follow the sound of the music*
Me: *frantically looks around for source of said music*
Me: *sniffs the air*
Me: *whispers* I will find you...
Person: *playing K-Pop from their phone*
Me: *tackles* LOVE ME
Person: ?!?!
-Admin Jinnie
(SORRY FOR NOT POSTING IN SO LONG ;.; )