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Breaking News: Local man kins 17 year old boy so much he becomes evil

(medieval peasant voice)

apologies m'lord, she's quite based

midwife? I dare you to call her that again

“i beg your pardon” “with all due respect” and “if i do say so myself” all have the exact same level of audacity and i love it

Evenfall Chapter One

Alright, according to my notes, it’s just about time for the story to begin. Now, before we get started, we should review some very important things.

What we discuss while this story unveils you might want to keep secret. You could tell people, but then I’d tell you to expect more than a few weird looks and questions about your mental stability. If that’s what you were aiming for, go ahead!

I personally find that keeping the ongoings of Everless a much more favorable (and easier!) solution.

Secondly, I hope you don’t find yourself at a loss with all the information the story requires, I understand that there’s quite a bit you don’t know, but that doesn’t mean you can’t learn! Learning is very important and you can count on me to be a wonderful teacher!

So, without further ado, let’s begin!

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They'll never know the pain of waking at 6am on your birthday and cycling/walking to school in a haze (more on the pollution kind, less on the I-wish-I-was-still-asleep kind) only to be met with locked gates.

Neither do I. Totally don't know that feeling. Definitely wasn't me.