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10 months ago
Umbrella Academy characters as “bury your gays” style tropes except they’re not tropes, I made them up
Luther: apeify your straights
Diego (and Lila): institutionalize your bisexuals
Allison: deprive your straights of their loved ones
Klaus: resurrect your gays
Five: torture your aces with yet another apocalypse
Ben: bury your straights
Viktor: give your trans people unfathomable power
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these sexualities are just headcanons lol
don’t come at me for them
I know klaus is pan but resurrect your gays is funny
don’t come at me for five either
I’m asexual and he is ace to me
also im stupid and couldn’t word half of these
if you can do it better please do
shut up stardust
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