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remember when we were calling covid “rona” cause we thought it sounded cool
I’d like to draw attention to this tag, because I’m a nerd
They are right! There IS no such thing as a fish! Sharks and trout, for example, are both considered fish, but trout are MUCH more closely related to humans than they are to sharks, making “fish” an invalid classificatory group (and don’t even get me started on lampreys)
It has come to my attention some people want to get me started on the lampreys
Lampreys are a member of the infraphylum Agnatha, meaning they are “jawless fish.” They literally don’t have jaw bones. Instead they have horrific, nightmarish mouths that look like giant, tooth-lined plungers.
They prove just how fake the term “fish” really is. Scientifically, we can only consider something a clade if it includes a common ancestor and ALL of its descendants. (This means that it’s not a scientifically valid group if all of its descendants aren’t in it.)
So, what does that mean? Well. If our jawless fish friends, lampreys and hagfish, are fish, that means every single Gnathostome is a fish.
Gnathostomes are… jawed vertebrates.
As such, tuna, alligators, frogs, raccoons, cats, and people are also fish.
I’d like to draw attention to this tag, because I’m a nerd
They are right! There IS no such thing as a fish! Sharks and trout, for example, are both considered fish, but trout are MUCH more closely related to humans than they are to sharks, making “fish” an invalid classificatory group (and don’t even get me started on lampreys)
Plus pls pls how did you get the polls feature? Is it just random? Help pls
it is random! Tumblr is rolling it out slowly to random people, so you WILL have it eventually. it does stink not everyone gets it rn :/
I think this is the best way I can answer this question:
I have learned the hard way that YouTube caps playlists at 5,000 videos. I had to make a “Watch Later 2” to hold more videos. I am currently adding things to my “Watch Later 3.”
I have roughly 10,700 videos saved to my collective watch later
To the people who tag things “watch later” answer honestly:
project hail mary fandom rise up there have to be SOME of us
Happy early birthday! Love, a stranger
This was sent a few months after my birthday but y’know what? It’s still true, it IS my early birthday
Thank you, kind stranger
WE’RE GETTING A MOVIE YOU GUYS!!!
project hail mary fandom rise up there have to be SOME of us
the scream I scrumpt when I found out the percy jackson show was released a day early
this was the best episode of anything I’ve seen in my entire life. I cannot overstate my levels of askksjdjdjsksbb. I am destroyed. I am torn to the ground. I am rising from the ashes
from annabeth’s “careful. I think you were about to call me a friend” to her crying about how percy is better than all the gods in ONE EPISODE I need to be sedated
Went to the gateway arch last summer and this was all I got
it has come to my attention that this was on the same day too… im feral
from annabeth’s “careful. I think you were about to call me a friend” to her crying about how percy is better than all the gods in ONE EPISODE I need to be sedated
happy ides of march, today I learned “et tu, brute?” is not french, but latin. i always just assumed caesar was speaking french for some reason
Umbrella Academy characters as “bury your gays” style tropes except they’re not tropes, I made them up
Luther: apeify your straights
Diego (and Lila): institutionalize your bisexuals
Allison: deprive your straights of their loved ones
Klaus: resurrect your gays
Five: torture your aces with yet another apocalypse
Ben: bury your straights
Viktor: give your trans people unfathomable power