Illinois Ahwm - Tumblr Posts
As a pansexual, I can confirm
a heist with markiplier gave us
Two Hot Mans
One Hot Womans
and One Hot Entity
and as a bisexual i cannot handle it
The ego that wins this poll is who I write a oneshot for next
Please send in more requests I need something that's not homework to do
Cover art for a fic I'm planning out, artwork is inspired by @mothgodofchaos
Illinois Jones & the quest for the shadow sapphire -PROLOUGE
Dark gazed at the gates of the manor from his window Perhaps he should've gotten an actually competent underling to retrieve his item.. Suddenly the door to his office swung open. "Oh, You're still alive? I'd started to think a pack of wolves had mauled you. No matter. Do you have what I asked for?" He quipped, turning to face the thief before him. A small sack was thrown onto the desk, startling the sleeping cat out of its slumber atop some paperwork. "Oh now look what you've done, you scared Dames." Dark sat down in his chair and petted his cat assuringly as he emptied the sack. A small gorgeous sapphire ring fell onto the desk. The stone on top of it was a shimmering cerulean with black accents and it rested on a silver band with a gorgeous engraving of what looked to be a new moon. The thief glanced at the cat who hissed angrily at him, he turned his gaze back to Dark. "So, do I get my payment?" Dark raised an eyebrow. "What are you going to do with money? You're not exactly alive." The thief clenched his fists. "You know damn well I'm talking about my soul." He grumbled, placing his hands on the demons desk. "Oh yes..Your soul. About that, There's been.. a change of plans." A smirk overtook the eldritch demons face as he watched the thiefs expression change from frustration to panic. "What do you mean..?" The thief asked, cautiously stepping away from the desk. "I've decided you won't be receiving it after all." Shadows started to rise from the corners and slowly coil themselves around the limbs of the thief. "Why are you doing this?! I thought we had a deal! You promised!" He shouted as the shadows started dragging him down. "Think of it this way, I'm putting your talents to good use instead of letting you waste them on petty gas station robberies. Now, Get out of my sight." With a flick of his wrist, the thief was dragged into the shadows, it happened so quick that Dark could've barely noticed he was even there in the first place. "Well then, time to attend to more important matters.." He said, grabbing a pen and starting to write a letter.
'To Illinois'
Illinois Jones & The quest for the shadow sapphire - Part 1
(Based on this fanfiction)
Illinois spun around in his swivel chair, throwing darts on the wall. Each one of them landing everywhere except the board, he huffed and started to aim his last dart with the utmost focus. A loud, sudden knock at his front door caused him to miss his almost perfect shot, the dart falling next to a picture on his desk. The knocking only got heavier. "Hold your fuckin' horses, I'm comin." This mysterious person had clearly never heard of being patient. Illinois quickly ran down the stairs of his home, once he approached the door the knocking had ceased which made him curious. Considering whoever was there before seemed like they were about to turn the door into wood chips. Illinois cautiously opened the door and looked out, On his doorstep was a newspaper clipping stapled to a sealed envelope. He picked it up and brought it inside, he picked up the article clipping. 'VINTAGE RING STOLEN FROM AUCTION' this was definitely interesting. It seemed like this was a retrieval mission, and he knew just the person to contact.
I’m stoked for this honestly
Ladies, gentlemen, and all other configurations of being, may I present: The Official Unofficial Markiplier Ego Tumblr Sexyman Competition Bracket!
On the top, we have:
LEFT
Stan the Water Man vs Bill
Wilford Warfstache vs Resident Enis Mark
Annus vs Heist Mark
Google vs Illinois
RIGHT
Noir Mark vs Date Mark
The C0rnipliers vs 505 from Villainous
Eric Derekson vs The God of Night
Silver Shepherd vs Engineer Mark
On the bottom, we have:
LEFT
Actor Mark vs Metro Man
Heehoo vs Darkiplier*
Yancy vs Murdock
Bim Trimmer vs Old Man Mark*
RIGHT
The Host of the Drowned Man vs Chris McClean
Dr Iplier vs The Host
Harold Darrensworth vs Ed Edgar
Captain Magnum vs The Jims
HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK:
For every round, there will be a google form created to cast your votes. The poll will be open til 9:00 tomorrow and the final results will lock at that time. I will then tally the results and announce who moves on into the next round. This will be fair and no bias will be held from the creator.
IF YOUR VOTED DOES NOT WIN, PLEASE DO NOT HARASS ME. THE VOTE IS NOT ON MY DECISION. I WILL NOT BE VOTING MYSELF
**These two groups have switched places for drama. They are inaccurate in lineup in the screenshot, so if the screenshot next time looks inconsistent, that’s why.