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50 Dialogue Prompts
“Why do you gotta look like that?”
“You've never had a hug before. . .?”
“Don't lick me ever again.”
“Get off of the light fixture!”
“You tried, and that's all that matters.”
“I'm sure they'll love you!”
“What if I hurt you?” (SFW ONLY!)
“Stop being sappy and kiss me already!”
“I’ve never been happier!”
“I won't hurt myself. . . I promise.”
“Hey! Wanna get lunch at uhhhh I don't know 2:45 AM tomorrow?!”
“You know you shouldn't be here, you loveable dumbass!”
“Hahaha I broke my leg lmao.”
“Everything will change one day, I promise.”
“Do you pinky promise?”
“OH UMM YOU LOOK. . . GREAT!”
“BABE IT’S BEEN. . . WHAT 6 MINUTES?”
“Where have you even been?”
“I live in the dump with the rat children.”
“It's been 100’s of years, dude.”
“HOW ARE EVEN ALIVE RIGHT NOW?”
“Listen here, buddy, I've been dancing with the devil for years now. Are you sure you wanna do this?”
“You don't remember me?”
“I didn't think you'd remember. . . but you're here now. To stay. . . right?”
“I'm scared of fireworks. . .”
“B-but. . . I. . . I killed you!”
“Why aren't you mad at me. . .”
“How on Earth did you get stuck in there?”
“I'm not going anywhere.”
“I think it tastes perfect.”
“Why do you doubt yourself so much? I think you're pretty wonderful.”
“I don't have parents. . .”
“I suppose you could sit in my lap until I'm done.”
“Pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend, just for a minute. Please.”
“. . . I just confessed my love for you and you really just responded ‘word’?”
“I literally only just met you and I already would kill everyone here and then myself, just for you.”
“Welcome back, how was that party?”
“Which one of you absolute TRASH PIECES forgot to throw the empty milk carton?!”
“Why is the body of christ on our doorstep?”
“What the fuck are you gay?”
“We've been dating for 2 years now.”
“Yo, I think my dick fell off.” (this one is a joke, but still its here. fuck u kori)
“I knew you said it would take a while but I didn't think five centuries!”
“Stop being in denial and just accept it.” (jkjk kori also wrote this one thx babe)
“Bro what are you doing in my shower, it's five in the morning.”
“Dude, if you're looking for what I think you're looking for, than you're digging the wrong grave.”
“BABE, HE’S COMING AFTER MEEE!”
“You got sent to prison, AGAIN. And you escaped, AGAIN?”
“I'm trying to watch the movie, stop trying to suck my dick.” (Male Reader ONLY)
“If you're gonna summon the dark forces, could you AT LEAST wait until AFTER the wedding?” (zac wrote this! hes just so good at writing prompts.)
thank you to my wonderful friends from discord for helping me with the last few. especially tate, kori, and zac. love you babes. i write for markiplier alter egos and jacksepticeye alter egos. i also write for danganronpa!^^
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19 with Darkiplier and Child! Reader
Requested by @chatmeow9 ! I don’t know if this is exactly what you meant but I loved writing this.
19. “I live in a dump with rat children.” From this prompt list! (!!PLATONIC!!)Darkiplier x Chaotic! Child! Reader
You all knew Darkiplier would be showing the new Egos around today. Wilford knew Dark would be showing around the new Egos today.
But here you all were.
Dark sighed in annoyance and gripped the bridge of his nose at the mess in front of him. Of course Wilford would do something like this. Of course he would blame it on you.
The TV was broken, confetti and other messes of items scattered across the floor, a few pillows had been cut up with the stuffing ripped out, and in the middle of it all laid You. Dark was appalled at the thought that Wilford Warfstache, an immortal being 100’s of years old, would blame this mess on you, a child.
A new ego by the name of Illinois seemed to find this hilarious. The others not so much.
“I hate to, to be rude, but, but um, is this uh um normal? N-Not that I’m, I’m judging if it is!” Eric Derekson, a new ego with more than a million anxieties, stuttered out. Dark sighed once more.
“I live in a dump with rat people,” Dark huffed, already thinking about all the stuff he had to say to William. Speak of the Devil and he shall come. . .
“DAMIEN! THAT CHILD! UGH THE CHILD IS A MONSTER!” the TV host seemed to be slightly disheveled and afraid while pointing at the so-called ‘monster’. Dark couldn’t believe how low Wil has stooped. To blame his mess on a 6 year old. A 6 year old! “Wilford, are you seriously trying to blame this. . . on a CHILD?” Dark asked, exasperated at his ‘friend’. Wil, on the other hand, seemed shocked and slightly pouty.
“You’re blaming this on ME? Augh! Why, I’d never! That brat is a full on demon, Dark!” Dark gave Wil a look of full on surprise. So, he really was blaming this on a poor kid. Dark rolled his eyes. “Wilford, if this mess isn’t cleaned up by the time I get back downstairs, I will throw you out of the house without your gun for 2 months,’” he threatened the pink mustached man, before walking over to you and lifting you up. “Hey, (Y/N). Let’s go put you in your room for now, alright?” you nodded your head and smiled. The idea that you would even misplace a pillow seemed surprising.
“Wha-- Da--” Wil started before abruptly stopping when Dark had glared. Dark turned his back to the crazed reporter as Wil whined. Dark motioned for the new egos to follow before he began heading upstairs.
You looked at Wil and grinned evilly. He pouted as you stuck your tongue out at him mockingly.
Wilford would you get you back for this. Even if it was the last thing he ever does!
i need some ask pls send them plss
Mayhaps 1B with Yancy or Darkiplier👁👁
we love some bad art 😌
Hey I’m the anon who sent in the yancy ask a while ago. Just wanted to make sure tumblr didn’t eat my message lol
ah it seem to of. could you resend it, yancy anon?
Hi yancy anon again! So basically it was yancy with an athletic s/o who makes him workout with them. And maybe they also play sports so they teach him and maybe some of the other egos how to play so they can help them practice
NSJKSCDJDHJSKMNS I DON’T WORKOUT SO THIS MIGHT SUCK SORRY ANON! AND ITS ALSO R E A L FUCKING SHORT, SORRY YANCY ANON!!~snail
Yancy loved you, he swear he does. But do you really have to wake him up so early? It’s 6:17 in the morning for fuck’s sake! It’s too early for a run.
“Come on, Yancy baby! Wilford and Google said they would run with me! Why won’t you?” you whined, pouting at the prisoner under the sheets.
“Listen heresa, I love youse, I really does. But I need my sleep, doll,” he grumbled while rolling on his stomach and putting a pillow over his head. Yancy normally would workout with you, but today he just wanted to sleep in for a few more hours. Is that too much to ask?
You pouted once more, before kneeling down next to the bed, poking at his shoulder repeatedly as he groaned in annoyance. “Come onnnnn, it's not gonna be a long run. Pleasssseeeee?” He sighed before removing the pillow and looking up at you.
“How about this? Youse go on your run, and when youse come back, I'll do some working out with ya, alright?” That made you grin, at least he would work out with you later. It's better then nothing, right? “Mmk! But you better be up and dressed when I get back, alright?” Yancy hums in response.
He hoped you'd be running for at least an hour or two.
ONCE AGAIN, SORRY ITS BAD IVE NEVER WORKED OUT ONCE IN MY LIFE-- ~snail
hey im back and im taking requests again. everything stays the same.
Markiplier Egos LGBTQ+ Headcanons
a/n: Feel free to ask me to just go off and rant in-depth on why I hc a specific character the way I do, I'm more than happy to ramble about it. (especially the aspec ones)
[part 2]
WILFORD WARFSTACHE
(he/him)
Cis-male
Pansexual
DARKIPLIER
(they/he/she)
Non-binary / Genderfluid
Aroace
GOOGLEPLIER
(they/it)
Agender
Aroace
BINGIPLIER
(they/he/it)
Non-binary / Demiboy
Demiromantic Asexual / Pan
ACTOR
(he/him)
Cis-male
Omnisexual
YANCY
(he/they)
Cis-male
Biromantic Demisexual
ILLINOIS
(he/him)
Cis-male
Demi-Aroace / Pan
CAPTAIN MAGNUM
(he/him)
Cis-male
Maybe Bi, but probably Gay
HEAD ENGINEER
(he/him)
Cis-male
Pansexual
NOIR
(he/him)
Cis-male
Bisexual
MURDOCK
(they/he)
Genderqueer
Gray-Aroace Pansexual
Today is Yancy visiting hours
Reblog to visit Yancy and hug him and help him break out
i love market pliers characters
…okay but why does the music video for The Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani give off the same vibes as Markiplier’s I Don’t Wanna Be Free
Please send in more requests I need something that's not homework to do
GOD there is so MANY request that had to do with Yancy but i still did them (and 1 Illinois but shh its a secret)
Anyway!!! Hope you enjoy them!!
Do you feel like drawing yancy? I love my prison boy...
Here ya go! Don’t forget to visit him soon! <3
Well.
1. As much as I'd like to see him being a father, no. Definitely not. He's too insane to have this kind of responsibility and probably gonna forget that he even has a child in a second. :D But as a father figure for other egos, especially the younger ones - why not.
The Colonel would, though.
2. I haven't actually thought about it. It kinda doesn't matter?
3. Dark. Yancy is interesting, but not as much for me. I love Dark's story more.
Markiplier community asks!!!
Respond in the replies or a reblogged with your answers. Basically I’m taking a few questions that I know not everyone will pick the same answer
1. Do you think Wilford would be a good dad?
2. What gender do you headcannon Yandere as?
3. Dark or Yancy?
finally!! I have time to finish this. the animation is a bit rough at the start but whatever!! I’m proud of this
i forgot the tiny box tim tattoo on the neck…um
@markiplier
Heapass and Yancy are REALLY coming for our dreams.