Im A Hater - Tumblr Posts
Honestly just going to use this tumblr page to hate on things. I’ve been apart of the marauders fandom for a while, so much so I was known at the Harry Potter girl in my school for a bit, but when I tell you I HATE jegulus with a burning passion!! I just don’t get it at all. It makes no sense to me. Trust me I steer away from canon a lot, I’m a marauders fan how could I not, but the canon where James was madly in love with Lily and did everything to be with her is just one thing that I won’t steer away from and believe that is important and jegulus just ruined that for me. I don’t care if you like it but I hate when I try so hard to get Jily on my feeds but nothing works and all I get is jegulus, I DONT EVER INTERACT WITH JEGULUS WHY IS IT THERE?!? I especially hate when I’m trying to find a Jily fanfic or even wolfstar and all I can find is jegulus fanfics, like that’s not what I’m looking for, why does jegulus have to be everywhere in this fandom?! I remember when jegulus wasn’t even a thing and everyone loved Jily and out of nowhere jegulus comes along and suddenly everyone loves it. Make it make sense! I’ll be honest there’s a part of me that likes James and Remus together but not as an overall ship, I only like the fics because they are good but I don’t ship them over Jily and wolfstar. Disagree all you want but I just hate jegulus so much and I needed to say something, that’s how much I hate it!!
Born to be an intergalactic known hater, but forced to hate in silence😔
Me as soon as I hear an English accent:
(I start hating)
me every time words leave my mouth
im sorrryyy i kid. Im kidding. Just jokes.
two autistic bitches in pak'n'save petone? who will win?
(the answer is pak'n'save petone wins. every time)
#1 hater
I sincerely hope Taigen becomes bald like Caillou.
I am his #1 hater. If he has 100 haters, I am one of them. If he has 10 haters, I am 10% of those haters. If he has 1 hater, I am that hater. If he has no haters, I am dead and my soul has been erased. If everyone else loves him, it's me against the world.
Him and his little bald spot can leave me and my wife, Mizu alone.
Spot the difference (you can't)
I fucking hate read if reader has red fucking lipstick or that stupid cat eye eyeliner ? I'm leaving a like and politely leaving but I fucking hate those two things. OK, but red again. It's literally the worst fucking colour. No romance. There is no fucking romance in the colour red. It's so ugly and it only looks good on less than 5% of ppl. Even if it looked good on my lips or body I wouldn't wear it. I forgot something I was gonna say. Oh yeah, I remember. Fucking ketchup too. No shit it's nasty. It's red too and tastes like fucking burning sweet sugar chemicals. Like they threw 40 sugar cubes down there. Fucking nasty. Notice how anything that sucks ass is red ? I fucking hate the colour. Have you ever seen anyone say red is their favourite colour ? If so then good for you that's a once in a super blue moon phenomenon. Oh yeah sucking ass ? Nasty too. Call me childish whatever chocolate starfishes are nasty even with the cleanest ones. If you like eating them you're a warrior with shit stained armor. Not that I hate butt lovers it's just nasty like there's a lot of things. You're right I'm a hater. I fucking hate red. You never looked good. Same with you cat eye eyeliners. Also red clothes stinks stop producing it🙏.
I could make a Melanie alternative to the Jürgen Leitner rant, that's how much I hate her