I'm Cry Laughing - Tumblr Posts
FFXV characters as incorrect quotes:
Noctis: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
Regis: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Prompto: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Ignis: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
Gladiolus: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal.' You don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
Iris, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.
Lunafreya: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Cindy: If ya can’t beat ’em, dress better than ’em
Cid: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
Aranea: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Cor: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Ardyn: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?
Ravus: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you
Bonus- the Astrals:
them: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
siri, why does my dick get hard whenever my best friend smiles at me?
When they played this at the game my friend kept turning to me and going “Alexa, play man i feel like a woman by Shania Twain” and we were CRACKING UP so i decided to do it myself. Not gonna lie I’m proud of this.
she needs unproblematic queer relationships with thoughtful communication and healthy attachment
no! unproblematic representation will kill the patient
she needs queerbait to live
Me: oh? someone messaged me? this doesn’t happen very often. I wonder who it is.... the fucking message:
Just came up with the weirdest Stricklake smut idea.