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They wink at each other while exchanging vows and can barely keep from bursting out laughing. Their friends and family are convinced they are in love, when they are so obviously NOT. Truly a hilarious ruse.

They do love an inside joke, so they make darn sure that everyone else thinks they are in love while it’s their private secret that they are truly, completely platonic. And if sometimes they keep up the couple act when there’s no one else around, well that’s just part of the joke. Really.

The thing about romantic Tendonna is that it's not that I don't think it's impossible and also do what u want for shipping. I DO however think it's impossible that they would actually get together as a couple because they're both the most horrifically stubborn and dedicated to the bit people in the universe. They would be playing attraction chicken and first one to even float the idea of changing their relationship to something non platonic loses. Where a normal couple would have mutual pining they have mutual spite 💖.