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Klaus got a vasectomy y'all

Is that a second cellphone in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

@sk1llz-heeler thank you for posting about faking bad i listen to it constantly

GUYS IF YOU DON'T KNOW THERE'S A BREAKING BAD MUSICAL CALLED "FAKING BAD" AND YOU SHOULD ALL LISTEN TO IT IT'S SOOO GOOD AND FUNNY

HAHAHAHA OMG WHAT IS THAT BLOG ITS SO CUTE

Incredible, but true: @pockyandme deserves to have a good day today.

I just made a bull horn laugh at this.

It’s so insanely funny to me how Sam Witwicky was killed off-screen by a fucking TORNADO.

LIKE IMAGINE A BUNCH OF ALIEN DEITIES GIVING YOU A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE, AND YOU STILL END UP GETTING KILLED BY A FUCKING TORNADO.