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i only got the joke now laughing my ass off

Well if the shoe fish

opens game to chaos. closes game. ft. the addition of toys in the living room.

credit me for ur desc u silly boy

wait... I'm dumb, what's a desc?

Recently

Me: *pisses off a guy*

Also me: * starts reading a book*

Him: *steals my chromebook*

Me: keep it just give it back for school work

Him: *utterly confused*

Him: *steals my water bottle*

Me: *shrugs*

Best Freind: insert name I need to show you something

Me: *Closes book & walks toward them*

Him: *steals my book*

Me: *turns around and gives him death glare*

Him: *runs away* 

Me: *chases him*

Best Friend: Give up Guy! She may be the slowest in the grade but when you steal her book you either get tackled or die

Two minutes later

Me: I got my book

Guy: is sitting panting