If The Shoe Fits - Tumblr Posts

2 years ago

Probably one of the best anagrams of “Sam and Dean Winchester” is “When denim scared Satan.”


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2 months ago

i only got the joke now laughing my ass off

Well If The Shoe Fish

Well if the shoe fish


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1 month ago

So, if you've been following me for a while, you might remember this unspecified naruto character that I have a feud going on with. While I was rewatching the Chunin exams arc 2022/23, I spotted this old fuck:

So, If You've Been Following Me For A While, You Might Remember This Unspecified Naruto Character That
So, If You've Been Following Me For A While, You Might Remember This Unspecified Naruto Character That

If you remember this time period of me posting, you might also know that I was quite pissed at him. He didn't do anything, but why is this minimum fourty year old fuck here??? That's not a shinobi, that's a distinguished gentleman. Get him out of the army. My man literally has his hitai-ate tied in a bow?? Hello??

But. It gets crazier.

So, If You've Been Following Me For A While, You Might Remember This Unspecified Naruto Character That

you might think that this is a regular screenshot of mr.bow but NO! This is him still sitting in the exams room after the tenth question was asked. BOW MAN PASSED THE THEORETICAL CHUNIN EXAMS. That's crazy! This man probably was in the forest of death, IN THAT OUTFIT.

And if you thought that was all. Here's my new discovery-

So, If You've Been Following Me For A While, You Might Remember This Unspecified Naruto Character That

HE'S CANON. HE EXISTS IN THE NARUTO MANGA THIS IS AN ACTUAL CHARACTER. NOT JUST SOME FUCKER MADE UP BY STUDIO PIERROT.


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1 month ago

I remember when my ex's gf tried to interpret this quote and was soooo utterly wrong. Saying my ex 'was in in good condition and I didn't touch her' or some nonsense like that.

Not understanding that this quote means: everything I've ever let go of has claw marks on it BECAUSE I DIG MY CLAWS IN SO TIGHTLY AS TO NEVER LET GO. YOU WILL HAVE TO PRY SUCH THINGS FROM MY DEAD HANDS. I WILL FIGHT UNTIL THERE IS NO FIGHT LEFT IN ME.

That girl ultimately said my ex wasn't worth me fighting for. From the mouths of babes I suppose...

David Altmejd

david altmejd


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1 month ago

~ I said you were too much so you made yourself small ~

Tell them...

Tell them about the constant bouts of silent treatment you put me through when you wouldn't get your way or when I would beg for communication.

Tell them...

Tell them how you told my ex my depression was a burden, I wouldn't let you leave the relationship or I would threaten suicide, pretended to leave me just to trigger it ( all so you could take screenshots of the manipulation to send to her and call me crazy, while simultaneously telling me you love and 'I can't believe I almost lost you')

Tell them...

Tell them how my ex sent me videos of all the conversations so when I saw everything you were doing to me, I immediately left out of respect for myself because I WAS NOT going to be abused any longer.

Tell them...

Tell them how to this day you take ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY.

Tell them...

Tell them how a few months later you said you did and said all of that ' because you were lashing out'. That it was a symptom of your BPD. How everything was always your BPD.

Tell them...

Tell them how you begged me to stay. Begged me to go to therapy after I saw the video. And when you realized I was putting myself first, you immediately switched to attacking me and tearing me down.

Tell them.

Tell them the truth.


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6 months ago

And some of you have the nerve to call yourself fans...SMH

And Some Of You Have The Nerve To Call Yourself Fans...SMH

The fact that some of you would even go this far just shows blatant immaturity like , where are Yall parents at. This is too fucking absurd and there needs to be a line drawn on all platforms. I'm genuinely scared for these actors because , what some of you are doing is very unnecessary. Why interact if you don't like it or are you just that much of an attention whore that you'd go out your way to harass , intimidate , to be racist and xenophobic. Please come out from behind the screen and admit what Yall are doing is fucking insane or are you that much of a coward to be called out by people. It makes absolutely no fucking sense.

And Some Of You Have The Nerve To Call Yourself Fans...SMH

I'm happy for her and absolutely proud she clapped back. I hope she doesn't walk away from acting like Jack Gleeson did. What they did to him was wrong as well.


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