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In which Albedo teaches the twins the fuck word because of course this is how I introduce my weird nonsense AU fanfic ideas (that never get finished). This one also includes:

-Convoluted plot revolving around 1.) the traveler introducing them and then dipping out, which results in Diluc having a stupid crush on Zhongli, and 2.) Venti swiping a bottle of a special wine that Diluc’s dad made with him in mind, then giving it to Zhongli, who loves it and then proceeds to assign himself the role of pen pal

-Despite being an accidental chaotic wingman, Venti is a good friend

-Very sweet fluff and philosophical discussions, where Zhongli dumps several paragraphs’ worth of information and Diluc says at most two sentences at a time

-Their relationship is kept mostly secret but of course Kaeya figures it out

-Diluc having to now live with the fact that he knocked up the geo archon and they’re having dragon babies, also some bullshitted dragon biology stuff

-Said archon also happens to be Durin’s biological parent (it’s complicated and depressing), and in a roundabout way kinda sees Albedo as a son because he was nice to him once haha never mind I’ve decided Albedo is his son too (it’s explained with alchemy)

And here is the concept sketch that kickstarted this whole mess:

Because of course their names are Guizhong and Crepus. I am not creative and they would probably be sentimental like that