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Mr Bungee: Gordon, I need a word with you.

Gordon: Oh no, you're gonna fire me?

Mr Bungee: What-? no, it's actually the opposite.

Gordon: I'm gonna fire you?

Gordon: I’m going to get soup.

Roger: Be careful not to burn yourself honey, it’s hot.

Gordon, leaving the room: Pff. I’m not going to burn myself.

[30 seconds later]

Gordon, entering the room: I burned myself.

Rhoda: The guests are all here and nothing is ready. We don’t have a ring, the cake says ‘Gordon and Rogur’ and the smoke machine is not working.

Mr Bungee: I could crouch by the altar and vape.

Rhoda: You are a stone-cold atrocity.