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[sirens sound in the background]

Roger Delli-Bovi, who’s never done anything wrong in his life: They’ve found me.

Mr Bungee: Gordon, I need a word with you.

Gordon: Oh no, you're gonna fire me?

Mr Bungee: What-? no, it's actually the opposite.

Gordon: I'm gonna fire you?

anyways in conclusion I love anb so much go listen to it or ill pour Nutella in your shoes

Gordon: I’m going to get soup.

Roger: Be careful not to burn yourself honey, it’s hot.

Gordon, leaving the room: Pff. I’m not going to burn myself.

[30 seconds later]

Gordon, entering the room: I burned myself.

Rhoda: The guests are all here and nothing is ready. We don’t have a ring, the cake says ‘Gordon and Rogur’ and the smoke machine is not working.

Mr Bungee: I could crouch by the altar and vape.

Rhoda: You are a stone-cold atrocity.

roger delli-bovi is the exact sort of person who looks like they can and will fucking murder you but is actually the biggest sweetheart and will never hurt a fly unless you hurt his boyfriend

https://archiveofourown.org/works/19139443

hi i made a fic abt sum boys pls read it i’d appreciate it a lot

i have NOTHING but LOVE for the other like five people apart from me who still talk abt anb SHOUT OUT TO YOU GUYS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

gordon: standing next to sunflowers makes me feel so weak. like, ‘look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i am losing.’

roger: wow- well, you are NOT ready to hear about trees—

“ that is what he said! “

anb is amazing please give it a listen...... i forgot abt how much i love it..

using my art as an icon or background is fine, just credit me! repost is fine w/credit also for like, any social media. you wanna post this on insta? go for it! but credit me !! 

today is a good day to LISTEN TO A NEW BRAIN DO IT RIGHT NOW

sometimes i think i'm funny when i'm really.... not