Incorrect Assassin's Creed Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Al mualim: you are blind, Altair. blind is all you have ever been, all you'll ever be
Altair: it seems your tongue has tasted sour Apple of Eden
Al mualim:
Maria: *uses Altair's phone*
Maria: *sees contact called *MY LOVE ♥️*
Maria: aww- wait this isn't my number *calls the number*
other line: hello, this is area 51- and you again! With all respect sir can you stop calling us and asked about the aliens because we do not know
Maria: what the fu-
Altair: *pulls out hidden blade*
Abbas: oh, he finally lose his shit
Altair: *opens a box with a blade*
Abbas: thank god-
Achilles: *pulls gun out of the box*
Abbas: what sorcery is this?
Ezio: he said "I'm coming". And he spelt that in capitals. Then he put arrow, column, bracket...
Leonardo: *nervously* what does that mean?
Ezio: >:(