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Y/n: My hands are cold

Jin, holding their hands: is this better?

Y/n: my lips are cold too-

Jin, smacking his hand over their mouth: how about now?

Y/n: Okay, truth or dare?

Namjoon: truth

Y/n: How many hours have you slept this week?

Namjoon:

Namjoon: dare

Y/n: I dare you to get some sleep

Namjoon: I don’t like this game

Jin: WHO ATE MY FUCKING YOGURT?! I swear I'm going to k-

Y/n: I did?

Jin: kiss you and buy some more, you honestly haven't been eating enough lately. *walks away*

Y/n: He's gone, Tete

Tae, coming out of the closet with yogurt stuffed in his mouth: twankh yuh

Yoongi: I came into this world screaming and covered in someone else's blood, and I'm not afraid to go out the same way!

Y/n: dude, it's just monopoly, fucking chill

This is his version of Marco Polo/the Bat Signal.

Yoongi: where's Jungkook?

Y/n: I'll find him

Y/n: KIM NAMJOON SUCKS!

Jungkook, in the distance: KIM NAMJOON IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, FUCK YOU!

Y/n: found him

Yoongi: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than to drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Y/n: I wrote you a poem

Yoongi, already crying: you did??

Jungkook: would you kiss me for a hundred dollars?

Y/n: what kind of question is that?!

Jungkook: I just wanted to know

Also Jungkook: *slams hundred dollar bill down on the table* oh hey would you look at that-

Naw this is a real quote. lol You can't tell me he's not like this.

Jimin: oh, you think you're better at Mario Kart than me?!

Y/n: yeah and I'll prove it

Jimin:

Jimin: oh, you think you're better at kissing than-

Hobi: *falls down the stairs*

Hobi, knowing nothing abt astrology: wow, Mercury's really in Gatorade today

911 operator: 911, what's your emergency?

Y/n: yeah, my friend Nam-

911 operator: Kim Namjoon?

Y/n: how did you know??

911 operator: *sigh* an ambulance is on its way...

Yoongi: you might have a job, go to school, have good grades, a normal functioning family, a social life, but does your cat meow back at you?? That's what I thought, loser...

Yoongi: *walking into the dorm with a suspicious bag*

Y/n: what do you have?

Yoongi's bag: *meows*

Yoongi: cocaine

*At Disneyland, in the teacups*

Jin, Yoongi, Hobi, and Namjoon: *spinning a little and talking*

Jimin, Y/n, Tae, and Jungkook: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Yoongi: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! *aggressively throws water bottles*

Hobi: uh… what’s up with him?

Y/n: he’s trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.

Yoongi: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!

Jungkook, crying: it’s working.

Taehyung: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!

Jungkook, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.

Y/n: *blushes*

Jungkook, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

Police Cars: *sound of sirens nearby*

Jimin, who’s never done anything wrong in his life: They’ve found me.

Namjoon: and here's a present from Taehyung!

Y/n: ...did he wrap himself in wrapping paper?

Tae, voice muffled under the wrapping paper: no

Jimin: do you have chicken?

Waiter: no, we have beef

Jimin: oh we have- WE HAVE BEEF?!? Y/n hold my breadsticks-

Kidnapper: we have your kid

Namjoon: which one I have 6…

Kidnapper: the really loud, annoying one that never shuts up

Namjoon:

Namjoon: which one I have 6…