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Y/n: you know, if we each put a dollar in a jar every time Joon has an existential crisis, we could pay for his therapy.
Jin:...That's actually not a bad idea-
(Y/n and Namjoon watching Jungkook workout)
Joon: damn, he's really going for it today!
Y/n: yeah, I wonder what he uses to stay so motivated?
Jungkook, to himself: I'm gonna be soo fucking good at giving hugs!
(Sets kitchen on fire)
Jungkook: shit, we need and adult!
Y/n: YOU ARE AN ADULT!
Jungkook, looking horrified: oh fuck
Jungkook: WE NEED AND ADULTIER ADULT! GO FIND YOONGI-HYUNG!
Yoongi: I'm so tired, I couldn't sleep a wink last night
Y/n: legend says when you can't sleep at night, it means you're awake in someone else's dream
Yoongi: when I find out who they are, I'm going to punch them in the fucking face
Jimin: you love me, right, Y/n?
Y/n: normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it
jin teaching namjoon how to drive: okay, you’re driving and yoongi and hobi walk into the road. quick, what do you hit?
namjoon: oh, definitely hobi, I wouldn’t dare run yoongi over.
jin massaging his temples: the breaks namjoon. you hit the breaks.
🤣🤣
yoongi: And remember, if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit.
🌚
jimin: I told yoongi hyung that his ears turn red when he lies to us.
jungkook: Do they?
jimin: No.
jungkook: Then why did you tell him that?
jimin: Because I can do this.
jimin: Hey yoongi hyung! Do you love us?
yoongi, with hands over his ears: No.
tae: I don't know how to tell you this chim, but you're in love with me
jimin: What?
jimin:
jimin: Oh shit I am
jungkook: What kind of a confession did I just witness?
This is soft 😭🙌🌸🌸🌸🌸
yoongi: hobi is...the sun namjoon: elaborate yoongi: radiates warmth and love and gives me life
Jimin: Google, please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area, I have a mirror
Oh my 🌚🌸💖
yoongi, seething: you wanna fight? you wanna catch these hands??? hobi: hobi: *holds yoongi's hands* yoongi: yoongi: okay i'm fine now
jimin, admiring tae from across the room: he could end my life at any moment and i would thank him.
yoongi, who has been hearing jimin talk about tae for going on 4 hours now: i’d thank him too.
Sometimes people just forget that Jin is literally the only one that can scare Yoongles loool
yoongi: I DO WHAT I WANT.
jimin: im calling jin
yoongi: no wait
Lmao hobiiìi🤣😭
Hobi: I've finally conquered my fear of ghosts
Y/n: I'm so proud of you, that's the spirit!
Hobi: oh fuck where?!
Alright, so who is going to write Necromancer!Yoongi x Reader
💜💜💜
Y/n: If I died how much would you miss me?
Yoongi: It’s cute you think death could get you out of this relationship.
Taehyung, on the phone: Hey hyung, do you know my blood type?
Namjoon: Of course. AB.
Taehyung: Oh I guessed wrong haha. Excuse me, nurse!
I miss bts 😞
Y/n: Hobi, can you do the thing?
Hobi: what thing?
Y/n: you know, the thing that always makes me happy?
Hobi: oh! *smiles*
Y/n: thank you
Never thought of that and now am out of control
Snakes wearing full body spiky armors.
Y/n: what kinds of sounds annoy you?
Taehyung: are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?
Y/n, now interested: lets say imaginary
Taehyung: spiders wearing flip flops
This seems like the something yoongi would say in reality,😭
😭😭
Literally the funniest shit ever
American interviewer: so... are any of you guys taken? you can tell me, I'll keep it a secret
Yoongi, in Korean: ha yeah, we're all taken
Yoongi, still Korean: taken for granted by the music industry
Namjoon: haha... he said we're single, focusing on our music