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Yoongi: I can't believe your all worked up about some... guy

Y/n: this one's different! He's honest, he's sweet-

Yoongi: 🙄pffft, please

Y/n: -and he wouldn't do anything to hurt me

Yoongi: HE'S A GUY!

Jungkook: I love how some ramen packets are like "for better taste, add fresh vegetables or chopped scallions~uwu~!"

Jungkook: I'm eating ramen at 3am, I'm here because I DON'T HAVE FRESH VEGETABLES OR SANITY!

(Taehyung and Y/n in the middle of a fight)

Y/n: just take your things and leave

Taehyung: fine

Taehyung: *picks up Y/n and leaves*

Namjoon: I hope you don’t do anything foolish

Jin: I hope you’re not hoping too hard

V: Jungkook's chapstick tastes good.

J-hope: Oh? You two finally kissed?

V: No--

JK: He ate it.

J-hope: Should we call someone?

Y/n: what's it like being tall?

Y/n: is it nice?

Y/n: can you comfortably reach the cupboards?

Jungkook: we live in constant fear of the short ones, who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a coffee table, and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Jimin: that was ONE TIME!

Jungkook: am I the only one that finds it weird that I can transfer data from my brain to someone else's by opening my mouth and pushing air with vibrations in their direction?

Yoongi: how high are you?

Jungkook: 5'11

(Jimin, filming a baking vlog)

Jimin: now remember, this can be dangerous, so have a parent or an adult help you.

Jimin: y/n, can you help me, this is dangerous🥺

Y/n: you're one of the most jealous men I know!

Jungkook: you know other men?!

Y/n:😑

Y/n: I'm telling you, Yoongi's part cat! Watch-

Y/n: *shines laser pointer on wall

Yoongi: *tries to smack it*

Yoongi: *realizes*

Yoongi: fuck you

Y/n: and now, we go to Jungkook with the daily dose of tea. Jungkook?

Jungkook: it has been confirmed that it was, indeed, Jimin who ate the last of Y/n's oreos

Y/n, glaring at Jimin: well, isn't the tea BOILING?

Yoongi, picking up the phone: what's wrong?

Y/n: why do you always ask that? just because I’m calling doesn’t mean something’s wrong!

Yoongi:

Y/n: anyway, could you come home? Tae's joined a cult

Jimin, in the background: WE NEED AN ADULT!

Namjoon: where's Jungkook?

Taehyung: doing stuff

Namjoon: I don’t like the sound of that. where’s Y/n?

Taehyung: trying to stop Jungkook from doing the stuff.

Namjoon: and Jimin?

Taehyung: trying to stop Y/n from stopping Jungkook from doing the stuff.

Namjoon: I see. and what are you doing here?

Taehyung: I’m supposed to stop you from stopping Jimin from stopping Y/n from stopping Jungkook from doing the stuff.

(Namjoon vs Yoongi first day as a teacher)

*someone throws a paper*

Namjoon: please don't do that again, it's very rude and unprofessional

Yoongi: I SAID WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HOE

Yoongi: you're giving me a sticker?

Y/n: not just any sticker. It's a sticker with a cat saying "me-wow!"

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi: I'm not a preschooler

Y/n: alright fine, I'll take it back-

Yoongi: no, I earned this, fuck off!

Yoongi: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Y/n: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

Y/n: what's on your mind?

Yoongi: you can say "please" and "thank you" a million times, and a baby will never repeat it. But if you say "ass-faced motherfucker" ONE TIME

Jungkook, walking in: ass-faced motherfucker?

Yoongi: 😑

Y/n: My hands are cold

Jin, holding their hands: is this better?

Y/n: my lips are cold too-

Jin, smacking his hand over their mouth: how about now?

Yoongi: love is a fucking scam. Eat a mango, bitch

Y/n: *exists*

Yoongi: last statement canceled, love is real, eat a mango with someone you love. Y/n, come here.

Y/n: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Jungkook:

Y/n: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Jungkook: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms, Y/n.