Incorrect Bts - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
yoongi being done is my roman empire.
Y/n: remember how I said that Jungkook and I were gonna have a calm night out for once?
Yoongi: yeah?
Y/n: well, we’re in jail
Yoongi: *hangs up*
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jungkook: so did you know that an owl's eyes are made of tubes? I wonder what kind of tubes they are tho
namjoon: it is three o'clock in the morning i beg you to not.
jungkook: I can't sleep until i find out. so what are they made of?
taehyung: plastic?
yoongi: *mumbling in his sleep* they'll be made out of your skin if you don't shut up right this minute
:3
Yoongi: Being gay is not a choice.
Yoongi: *grabbing Hoseok's hand* It's a game and I'm winning.
yoongi: can you please be serious for 5 minutes
hoseok: my record is four but i think i can do it
yoongi: *touches rm with his small cat hand*
rm: *tearing up* thank you
jungkook as a cowboy
jungkook: you've yeed your last haw.
jungkook: yee in the streets, haw in the sheets.
jungkook: you gotta yee the haw before the haw yees you.
jin: please stop.
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jungkook: i'm wearing my cowboy clothes, i guess i'm... ranch dressing.
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jungkook: [throws lasso] whoa there Bessie!
yoongi: [caught in the lasso] what the actual fuck
BTS Incorrect Quote #9
Jungkook : Shotgun
Kidnapper : * throws Kook' in the trunk anyway *
BTS Incorrect Quote #10
Jin, as a waiter: How did you find your meal, sir?
Jungkook, a customer: Yeah, it was good.
Jin, still a waiter: That's not what I meant and you know it.
Jungkook, still a customer: Another waiter told me where you hid it
BTS Incorrect Quote #11
Jungkook, pointing at a hedgehog: What's that?
Taehyung, who forgot the name: .. Stingy baby
BTS Incorrect Quote #12
Yoongi, when there's some annoying kid on an airplane: Go and play outside
BTS Incorrect Quote #13
Jin, while driving past a 30 km/h sign on the road: How fast are we allowed to drive here
Yoongi, who also saw the speed sign: 80
Ok but please know that my brother said this.
Like this isn't okay dude, u have a driver's license.
Incorrect Quote #14
Jungkook: I wasn't that drunk last night
Jin: You told Bang PD you were being spied on by a sasaeng
Jungkook: ... Doesn't that mean I'm just looking out for myself?
Jin: You were watching Dora, Jungkook. You thought Dora was stalking you because she 'answered' you.
Jungkook: I desire moisture
Y/n: please just say "I want water" like a normal fucking person
BTS as tumblr posts
Jin:
Suga:
J-Hope:
RM:
Jimin:
V:
Jungkook:
*Requests are open*
masterlist
BTS members as dumb stuff my classmates have said (100% real)
taehyung: oh no 2019 is already here? I haven’t even started my resolutions from 2016!
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yoongi: stay ready so you don’t have to get ready
jungkook: you’d still have to get ready to stay ready though
yoongi: no, because you’re staying ready
jungkook: how you gon stay ready if you hadn’t gotten ready at some point??
yoongi: BECAUSE YOU ALREADY STAYING READY!!1!1
jungkook: BUT YOU GOTTA GET READY TO STAY READY
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jimin, coming back inside from outside sweating:
namjoon: wow you’re hot
jimin: thanks
namjoon: no that’s not what i-
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jin: if people from Florida are Floridians, and people from Orlando are Orlandians, what are people from Tampa called?
hoseok: i dont wanna know
jin: tAMPONS [windsheild wipers turn on]
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lesson: in a small paragraph, explain what can cause stress.
jungkook:
jungkook: too much stress causes stress
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hoseok, telling a riddle: i start off dry but come out wet. i go in light but come out heavy. what am i?
jimin: a tampon
hoseok: it’s actually a teabag but that’s a really good answer
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taehyung: math is my favorite subject!
also taehyung: *gets F’s in math for three consecutive days*
yoongi: i thought you said math was your favorite subject
taehyung: i said it was my favorite, not my easiest
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jungkook: in the silence you can hear the secret
rest of bts:
jungkook:
rest of bts:
jungkook:
jungkook: *lets out mother of all farts*
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jungkook: *gets a 33.1% on a quiz*
namjoon: boy how you got a whole H on a quiz??
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jimin: boi look at you!! stalkin that girl looking like a mumbo dumbo four chins lookin head
jin: man shut up you had a whole dream about marrying shrek and you liked it
jimin:
jimin: *raises hand* I’D LIKE TO REPORT A BULLY TO THE PRINCIPAL
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jungkook: wow that’s a pretty bad grade you got there
hoseok: and that’s a pretty bad face you got there but do i comment?