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Charles: I’ve only had known this twink for an hour but if heaven were to take me, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Niko: I need advice
Charles: With what?
Niko: With love. How did you know you were in love with Edwin?
Charles: ...
Charles: I'm in love with Edwin?
Niko: Right hand blue
Charles: This Twister game is so fun!
Edwin: Not that fun. Are you sure this is right, Niko? Charles is practically on top of me
Niko: Of course it is!
Crystal, whispers: Is it?
Niko, whispers: I haven’t used the spinner in half an hour
Charles: Mate-
Edwin : No, no, hold up, rewind.
Edwin : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me mate??
Edwin: I love being right. It’s one of my defining personality traits.
Charles: Win, apologise to them
Edwin: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better person and that is not the man you fell in love with
Charles: I’ve only had known this twink for an hour but if heaven were to take me, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Niko: I need advice
Charles: With what?
Niko: With love. How did you know you were in love with Edwin?
Charles: ...
Charles: I'm in love with Edwin?
Niko: You ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where you're holding it and feel like Thetis dipping newborn Achilles into the river Styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel?
Edwin:
Edwin: Yes
Crystal after getting her memories back:
Charles: Excuse me, have you ever been arrested?
Crystal: Yeah, how could you tell?
Charles: I was gonna say because it's illegal to be that cute but now I'm curious
Crystal: Aggravated assault
Niko: *eats fourteen packs of scooby doo fruit gummy snacks* i'm gonna solve this mystery so fucking good, dude
