Incorrect Kinnporsche Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Kim: how do I get Porschay to talk to me again?
Porsche: give him time, let him decide when he is ready
Kinn: pin him against a wall or window, sinks work too
Tankhun: don't be an asshole maybe
Vegas: torture him until he ultimately falls in love with you
Kim, Kinn, Porsche, Tankhun: NO!
Chay: How do you show to the person you like that you like them?
Tankhun: That’s easy! Invite them to the movies or a series marathon
Kinn: You can take them on a date flying around in a helicopter
Porsche: Or to a nice cafe to eat traditional desserts
Vegas: Or…
Everyone at once: DON'T!!
Vegas: Why?? I was just going to say you can cook something they like…
Everyone: *sighs in relief*
Vegas: Or just take them hostage and make them fall in love with you, it’s easier…
Pete: *covers his face blushing hard*
Everyone: DON'T DO THAT!!!
Kim: Why are you asking, anyway??
Chan: Where’s Vegas?
Big: Doing stuff
Chan: Where’s Pete, then?
Big: He’s the stuff Vegas is doing…
Chan: …
Chan: Forget I asked
*Vegas post a cool pic/gif with his brother*
The answers he gets:
Chay: P’Macau looks so cool!!
Vegas: …
Porsche: When the younger bro stills all the charms!
Vegas: …
Tankhun: The little monster it’s kinda cool…
Vegas: *annoys*
Kim: Looking good cousin~
Vegas: Thank—-
Kim: I was talking to the younger one of you…
Vegas: …
Also Vegas: ALL OF YOU FUCK OFF 🔪