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Shinso: Do you want a midnight snack?

Izuku: No thank you

Shinso:

Shinso: Izuku, /I'm/ the snack

Izuku: *Comes to school limping*

Dadzawa: Who the fuck did it, come on, I just want to talk.

Shinso: Damn, this a nice ceiling

Bakugou: *Just fucking smirks cause he know he tapped that*

Dadzawa:

Dadzawa: Just be a teacher he said, it'S SO FUCKING FUN HE SAID- DON'T TOUCH MY *deep breath in* CHIIIIIIILLLDDDD

*trying to find the house they rented in the woods for a trip*

Sero: Not us being lost, in bear infested woods.

Kaminari: Midoriya said if it's a black bear we have to fight it or else it won't leave.

Bakugou: Deku can fight his own fucking bears.

Bakugou: Deku, fuck off. And by fuck off I mean fuck off right back here and listen to me, you insufferable bitch

Aware...

Class 3A: *battle training*

Deku: KACCHAN, SHUT UP!

Bakugo: MAKE ME, YOU DWEEB!

Deku: *pins Bakugo in the ground* I SURE WILL!

Bakugo: *going to yell again but stops*

Deku: *realisation*

Bakugo, laughting: oops

Deku, laughting: we did it agan *moves head slowly to Iida's direction with an "I'm sorry" look*

Iida, sighing: I really don't know how to feel about you two now being aware of your sexual tension on trainings...

Kaminari: Midoriya, I dare you not to talk to Bakugo for the next few days.

Izuku: E-Eh? Why?

Kaminari: Just an experiment.

Izuku: Um, okay?

- One week later -

Kaminari: So, did you speak to him?

Izuku: I finally did three days after you told me not to, it was really hard to do haha. Actually, I’ve also been seeing him at the train station every morning and we walk home together since then. I wonder if Kacchan changed trains?

Kaminari, thinking: Ah, it traumatized him.

Bakugou: I hate you, get away from me!

Midoriya: I'm trying but you have to let go of my cheeks first

Bakugou: *aggressively dips his index fingers to the soft flesh with a pout* No.

*Katsuki is cooking*

Kirishima: Any chance that's for me?

Katsuki: It's for Deku. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.

Kirishima: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

Kaminari: Dude, you could breathe in his direction and he'd cover up a murder for you but go off I guess.

Katsuki: ...*eyes widening in shock* you're right dunce face, why am I cooking?

Deku trips into Katsuki's lap: Oh, I'm so sorry

Deku, snuggling into Katsuki's chest: I'm soooo clumsy

Izuku, blushing: So Kacchan and I kissed last night.

Shinso, reading his phone: So? A kiss is a kiss. Call me when you grabbed each other’s asses.

Izuku:

deku: you're so cute, kacchan

bakugou: i could kill you right now with my bare hands

deku, putting said hands right on his face: i know, kacchan

bakugou: seriously, deku. i'm a walking fucking bomb. my catchphrase is die. i am literally the opposite of fucking cute

deku, stroking bakugou's hair: i know, kacchan

bakugou:

deku:

deku: but you're still so adorable-

bakugou: nerd, i'm worried about your sanity

Iida: Midoriya you weren’t in your room this morning, where were you?

Deku: oh kacchan was helping me with english and i ended up dozing off in his room and spent the night.

Iida: did you sleep on the floor? That wasn’t uncomfortable?

Deku: no not really, we were on the same bed. We did sleep together so.

Uraraka: WHAT?

Iida: language, that type of activity shouldn’t be discussed here

Todoroki: is bakugou really blond?

Deku *oblivious*: what?

Truyu: does the carpet match the drapes?

Deku: i mean yeah, kacchan is pretty neat about it

Uraraka: oh my god i cant believe it

Bakugou: OI DUMBASSES HE MEANS ACTUAL CARPETS AND DRAPES, HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT

Deku: no i do

Bakugou:. . . . .

Everyone: . . .

Bakugou: well shit

Izuku, bursts into the room: Kacchan! Are you okay?!

Todoroki: We heard you stopped that escaped criminal.

Bakugo, drugged: Hah? Of course I am, nerd. Punk tried to knock me out with chloroform. Joke’s on him, I’ve been huffing chloroform all my life.

Izuku and Todoroki:

Todoroki: Dear Lord, why?

Bakugo: For moments like this, half-and-half.

Katsuki trips into Deku’s lap: Oh, I'm so sorry

Katsuki, snuggling into deku’s chest: I’m sooooo clumsy

I can see class 1A using Katsuki's simp levels, and love for Izuku to their advantage. Like if they ever want something they just go to Izuku and ask him to ask Katsuki and then he can't say no.

Katsuki's not dumb and he realises what the extras are doing so he keeps on telling Izuku- "don't fucking encourage the kids Deku! You gotta be strict!"

(I love Big'n'Buff Deku to death, but some Short King Deku in these trying times, perhaps?)

Kacchan wants to wear his boyfriend's clothes, but his shoulders and chest are too big for Deku's clothes to fit him right. If it was just tight, he could live with it, but it's tight enough to be UNCOMFORTABLE as hell. Like, pinching and cutting off circulation uncomfortable.

This infuriates him.

Then, Deku borrows one of Kacchan's hoodies and it fits him just fine, only a little bit loose. This infuriates Kacchan even more. If HE can't do boyfriend clothes, Deku shouldn't get to either!!

Deku is a bit baffled by how jealous Kacchan got, but offers to buy larger clothing for himself so Kacchan can borrow it??

Kacchan pouts about it for a while, but eventually buys Deku a too-large Deku-themed hoodie. And constantly steals it for himself.

Midoriya: You know what the best part about a shower is?

Ochako: It’s super relaxing?

Kirishima: You can sing manly songs and dance!

Ida: Surely it’s how the water maintains a steady temperature throughout use.

Mina: Definitely how you can pretend you’re in a dramatic scene and it’s raining!

Midoriya, shaking as he smiles weakly: You can cry and not even you will be able to see the tears.

Class 1-A:

Todoroki, abruptly standing up: I’m getting Bakugou.

Bakugou:*talking to Todoroki* It's daddy issues that's why you have a daddy kink.

Midoriya: What do you mean his dad's right there.

Bakugou: Right- SO why are you like this?

Kaminari, looking out the window: Wow, Kirishima! Your view is great!

Kirishima: Thanks man! It was a fight to get, but I won the apartment deal!

Kaminari: Oh, I can see Midoriya and Bakugo across the street at Kacchan’s place. *tries to wave to them* Hey guys!

Izuku and Katsuki, doesn’t notice him and starts to undress each other:

Kaminari: Oh! OH!

Kirishima, runs over to look: What?!

Kaminari, frantically pointing: M-Midoriya and B-Bakugo! MIDORIYA AND BAKUGO!

Kirishima: OH MY GOD!

Kaminari, runs away covering his face: OH- MY EYES! MY EYES!!

UA robot: Aizawa, two students are fighting in gym Gamma

Aizawa: *sighs and rolls out of sleeping bag*

Aizawa: *bursting into the gym* BAKUGO! MIDORIYA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP PAST CURFEW ISTG-

Tororoki and Sero: …what?

Aizawa: sorry, force of habit. Let’s try that again

Aizawa: SERO, TODOROKI!