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Izuku : My dad went to America!
Shouto : So did All-might. Coincidence? I think not!
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Bakugo : I've seen his dad!
Shouto : you've also seen All Might. Check and mate
Shouto : Look, I'm not saying I have proof that All might is Midoriya's father.
Shouto : But no one has ever seen them in the same room.
Aizawa, during the students moving in the dorms: Yes, yes you have everything you need for safety.
Aizawa: But there's three attempted murderers in this dorm.
Aizawa : No, I'm not telling you who.
*Izuku shows Shouto old pre quirk comics and instantly regrets it*
Shouto : Izuku!
Izuku : no
Shouto : but look at this!
Izuku : shou please, stop the Lovechild thing.
Shouto : Thor and Hulk
Izuku : please. I'm begging.
Shouto: The lighting! Mixed with the green.
Izuku : For heaven's sake
Shouto : The Smash!
So like back on my Kamui woods bs, does he inhale Co2 or O Is he tirelessly producing oxygen or is he like... Not using the tree part like a tree?
Does he photosynthesize?????? Like he just stands on the roof, and someone asks what are you doing? He's like... Eating breakfast.
Alternate name for random BNHA people's quicks cause I have nothing better to do
AFO: I yoinked
OFA: Heirloom from adopted family
Eri: what if it.... Didn't Happen?
Chisaki kai : Remember atoms? Funny story
Shigaraki: Remember dust? Funny story
Aizawa: None for you in particular
P.Mic : he screm
Denki : ever get tazed?
Cementos: earthbending
Fatgum : you know how if someone had enough fat they'd survive a carcrash? What if they exploded?
Mitsuki : skincare on fleek
Shouto: Hypo and hyper thermia
Dabi : Pretty flames and for what
Toga : hemoglug 9000
Ochakko : bitchslap to space
More misnamed quirks because there's no patient in the emergency im in,
Iida : turned the leggos to a train
Tsuyu: chemicals in the water turned the friggin frogs sentient
Sero : office supplies, but make it a superpower.
Mineta: ever see a quick that turn the entire person into a balls joke?
Mina : acid trip(ping hazard)
Mr. Compress: ever play marbles as a kid? Well, it's about to get real friggin traumatic.
Satou: sugar rush but make it fancy
Ayoama: i met a supervillain and all I got was this inconvenient quirk
Momo: I'm boutta make you study a lot of chemistry.
Endeavor: Anger from inside out.
Nedzu : Alright, thank you Vlad. Aizawa, please introduce your students.
Aizawa : All right, *cracks knuckles*
Iida : oh boy.
Aizawa : The mother
Momo: I-
Aizawa : The father who commited a fellony.
Iida : *sigh*
Aizawa : Anger issues
Bakugo : Fuck your too.
Aizawa : Daddy issues
Shouto : Fair enough
Aizawa : Self sacrifice bisexual
Deku : I-
Aizawa : Dumbass bisexual
Kaminari: Called out
Aizawa : Dumbass pansexual, this time with acid.
Ashido : Here!
Aizawa : Space bi with a frog obsession.
Uraraka : Sensei please-
Aizawa : The actual frog
Asui : Kero
Aizawa : The Karate kid
Ojiro : Ok i guess
Aizawa : Gossip handler
Hagakure : That's me!
Aizawa : Gossip handler but sparkly.
Ayoma: Oui
Aizawa : The step mother who married the mother.
Jirou : *thumbs up*
Aizawa : The high one
Sero : Sir I-
Aizawa : The diabetes risk
Satou : Fair
Aizawa : The actually pure one
Kouda : (◕ᴗ◕✿)
Aizawa : The rock.
Kirishima : That's me!
Aizawa : The emo one
Tokoyami : What a mad banquet of darkness.
Aizawa : The one who wanted the hero name octopussy but refrained.
Shouji : ....
Aizawa : The honourary member, me but purple.
Shinsou : Sup.
Aizawa : Last and the least, the mistake.
Mineta : .......