Incorrect South Park Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Wendy: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? 
Christophe: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Stan? 
Stan: Probably “road work ahead”. 
Gregory: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Butters: *shows cute little bunny* would you slap him for $88 million?

Cartman: yes

Kenny: I would eat that fucker raw for a snickers bar

Clyde: thats why yo shoes raggedy

Craig: thats why yo momma dead

Clyde, Jimmy, Token, Tweek:

Craig: dead as hell

Clyde: *cries*

Craig: what shoes she got on?

Token and Jimmy: *comforts Clyde*

Craig: what shoes she got on her casket?

Kyle: What the fuck did you do?

Cartman: UwU

Kyle: *shaking him* DON'T UwU ME FATASS, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?

Butters: I can't believe you did that!

Kenny: thats what she said!

Butters: will you stop it?

Kenny: thats what she said

Butters: I don't like this!

Kenny: *voice getting higher pitched* Thats what she SAID

Butters: How long is this?

Kenny: *High-Pitched screeching* THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

Kenny: Imagine this, the year is 8 and some random dude found out that milk comes from cows, and people want to know what he was doing to that cow before he discovered it

Clyde: *shaking* I-I beg your pardon

Kenny: beg

Stan: I'm going to bite my arm

Kyle: why?

Stan: why not?

Kyle: you will not bite your fucking arm

Stan: I fucking will

Kyle: you better not

Stan, muffled: is too late

Kyle: goddammit

Hellpark Craig: we thought you died

Hellpark Pip: I did, I'm better now

Kyle: if you can switch lives with anyone here who would it be?

Stan: Cartman

Kyle: why Cartman?

Stan: 'cause hes probably gonna die soon

Cartman: What the fuck?